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Corrupt a wish

By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman over a year ago

Deviant City

So how this game works is that someone wishes for something, and then the next poster grants the wish, but corrupts it in some way. Then they make their own wish, and the game goes on. The wish doesn't have to be erotic, but it sure makes the game fun.

Example:

I wish for a girlfriend.

Granted, she's a mermaid, so you can't have sex with her.

I'll start:

I wish I had super powers

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"So how this game works is that someone wishes for something, and then the next poster grants the wish, but corrupts it in some way. Then they make their own wish, and the game goes on. The wish doesn't have to be erotic, but it sure makes the game fun.

Example:

I wish for a girlfriend.

Granted, she's a mermaid, so you can't have sex with her.

I'll start:

I wish I had super powers"

Granted!

But it's increased power of smell! Poooooo!

I wish to have sex with an android.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Granted, only your terrified of heights xxxx

I wish I could have any woman I want

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Granted but those smartphones are so small, where do you put your cock.

I wish to find Scarlett johanson in my bed and saying come here big boy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"Granted, only your terrified of heights xxxx

I wish I could have any woman I want "

granted but they all look like anne widdecome

i wish to be on television

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Granted, only your terrified of heights xxxx

I wish I could have any woman I want

granted but they all look like anne widdecome

i wish to be on television"

Granted but its a sex manual show alongside John Mcririck

I wish to be a fighter pilot

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman over a year ago

Deviant City

Granted, but your fighting your way out of a back whilst in an aeroplane simulation machine!

I wish to be a Princess

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"Granted, but your fighting your way out of a back whilst in an aeroplane simulation machine!

I wish to be a Princess"

granted but you will be princess fiona ogre from shrek

I wish to be 21 again

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By *wanzMan over a year ago

Swansea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Granted, but your fighting your way out of a back whilst in an aeroplane simulation machine!

I wish to be a Princess

granted but you will be princess fiona ogre from shrek

I wish to be 21 again

Granted but its 21 stone

I wish I was rich

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Granted, but your fighting your way out of a back whilst in an aeroplane simulation machine!

I wish to be a Princess

granted but you will be princess fiona ogre from shrek

I wish to be 21 again

Granted but you never said what 21 so your 21 inches tall again

I wish to own my own swingers club

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By *wanzMan over a year ago

Swansea

I wish I was rich"

Granted - But its Rich-ard Madely.

I wish I was wealthier

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Granted, but your fighting your way out of a back whilst in an aeroplane simulation machine!

I wish to be a Princess

granted but you will be princess fiona ogre from shrek

I wish to be 21 again

Granted but you never said what 21 so your 21 inches tall again

I wish to own my own swingers club"

granted but it only open to single straight males

wish i weighed less

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman over a year ago

Deviant City

granted, you weigh out less ingredients when cooking/baking.

I wish to have a big spacious bungalow

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By *wanzMan over a year ago

Swansea

I wish to have a big spacious bungalow

Granted - enjoy your 8 berth tent..

I wish I wasn't so handsome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish to have a big spacious bungalow

Granted - enjoy your 8 berth tent..

I wish I wasn't so handsome"

Granted, you now look like the weird looking thing from the goonies whose name I can't remember

I wish to be having a session with a gorgeous man right now

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

I wish to have a big spacious bungalow

Granted - enjoy your 8 berth tent..

I wish I wasn't so handsome

Granted, you now look like the weird looking thing from the goonies whose name I can't remember

I wish to be having a session with a gorgeous man right now"

Granted but it will take me a while to get there

I wish to have a McDonald's everlasting voucher

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

granted but its only for the fish kids happy meal

i wish for lots of new sex toys

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By *udolphsRocketMan over a year ago

Loughborough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"granted but its only for the fish kids happy meal

i wish for lots of new sex toys "

Granted but I bought them from the British heart foundation so I can't guarantee their newness

I wish this bloke would hurry up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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Granted but its a model sized Ferrari

I wish I had a big mac

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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Granted but its a model sized Ferrari

I wish I had a big mac"

Granted but it's missing a few buttons

I wish I had some wine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Granted but it's missing a few buttons

I wish I had some wine"

Granted but its communion wine!

I wish I was getting laid tonight!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Granted but it's missing a few buttons

I wish I had some wine

Granted but its communion wine!

I wish I was getting laid tonight!"

Granted but it's by me because I ain't getting any either!(beggars can't be chosers)

I wish I had a bigger pizza

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your wish is granted but its covered in Anchovies which you hate!

Wish was on holiday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your wish is granted but its covered in Anchovies which you hate!

Wish was on holiday "

Granted, but it's in Bognor Regis

I wish I was Cheryl Cole's knickers after a long gruelling stage show lasting ten hours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your wish is granted but its covered in Anchovies which you hate!

Wish was on holiday

Granted, but it's in Bognor Regis

I wish I was Cheryl Cole's knickers after a long gruelling stage show lasting ten hours."

Granted, but she threw them into the crowd and a big grizzly guy now has them tucked down his crotch!!

I wish i could fly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your wish is granted but its covered in Anchovies which you hate!

Wish was on holiday

Granted, but it's in Bognor Regis

I wish I was Cheryl Cole's knickers after a long gruelling stage show lasting ten hours.

Granted, but she threw them into the crowd and a big grizzly guy now has them tucked down his crotch!!

I wish i could fly."

Granted, but do you really want to look like Orville?

I wish I had the power of teleportation like in The Tomorrow People.

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By *eryCuriousCouple2012Couple over a year ago

Funville

"Granted, but she threw them into the crowd and a big grizzly guy now has them tucked down his crotch!!

I wish i could fly."

Granted...but you also now have vertigo

I wish I could have unlimited wealth

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By *am123Man over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"Your wish is granted but its covered in Anchovies which you hate!

Wish was on holiday

Granted, but it's in Bognor Regis

I wish I was Cheryl Cole's knickers after a long gruelling stage show lasting ten hours.

Granted, but she threw them into the crowd and a big grizzly guy now has them tucked down his crotch!!

I wish i could fly."
granted but ur a fly

i wish i had a ferrari

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *wanzMan over a year ago

Swansea

i wish i had a ferrari

GRANTED - but its Lola Ferraris remains ...

Wish I had a better profile that got me more action with young ladies ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Granted a better profile and meets with Ladies at the local park, swinging on the swings

I wish to be covered in Chocolate and thrown to women

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By *ll-Knight-longMan over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"Granted a better profile and meets with Ladies at the local park, swinging on the swings

I wish to be covered in Chocolate and thrown to women

Granted only they're all on new year diets.

I wish I was on holiday somewhere warm

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Granted a better profile and meets with Ladies at the local park, swinging on the swings

I wish to be covered in Chocolate and thrown to women

Granted only they're all on new year diets.

I wish I was on holiday somewhere warm"

granted but your onesie us stuck on you

wish I had new job

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman over a year ago

Deviant City

granted, your new job is sewage work.

I wish to meet a kinky guy in a nice hotel

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By *ll-Knight-longMan over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"granted, your new job is sewage work.

I wish to meet a kinky guy in a nice hotel

Granted only you find out he is gay

Wish I had a nice soothing massage from a bronzed naked woman

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

"granted, your new job is sewage work.

I wish to meet a kinky guy in a nice hotel

Granted only you find out he is gay

Wish I had a nice soothing massage from a bronzed naked woman

"
granted but she used to be a man

wish I had a new car

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman over a year ago

Deviant City

granted, your new car is a Robin Reliant!

I wish for some sensual sex in a swimming pool

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By *ll-Knight-longMan over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

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By *ll-Knight-longMan over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"granted, your new car is a Robin Reliant!

I wish for some sensual sex in a swimming pool "

Granted....then you wake up

I wish I had three wishes

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman over a year ago

Deviant City

granted, but Genie is stuck in his lamp

I wish to have my own swingers club

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By *ll-Knight-longMan over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"granted, but Genie is stuck in his lamp

I wish to have my own swingers club

(Lol trying to get genie out with a kebab skewer lol)

Swingers club granted ....but then you have to work all night getting the towels laundered

Wish I was at your swingers club

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman over a year ago

Deviant City

"granted, but Genie is stuck in his lamp

I wish to have my own swingers club

(Lol trying to get genie out with a kebab skewer lol)

Swingers club granted ....but then you have to work all night getting the towels laundered

Wish I was at your swingers club

granted, but your working your balls off!

I wish for another kitty

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By *ll-Knight-longMan over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"granted, but Genie is stuck in his lamp

I wish to have my own swingers club

(Lol trying to get genie out with a kebab skewer lol)

Swingers club granted ....but then you have to work all night getting the towels laundered

Wish I was at your swingers club

granted, but your working your balls off!

I wish for another kitty "

Yep sounds about right for me lol working my balls off

Granted you have now another kitty but no pennies left inside

Wish it was time to go home

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

"granted, but Genie is stuck in his lamp

I wish to have my own swingers club

(Lol trying to get genie out with a kebab skewer lol)

Swingers club granted ....but then you have to work all night getting the towels laundered

Wish I was at your swingers club

granted, but your working your balls off!

I wish for another kitty

Yep sounds about right for me lol working my balls off

Granted you have now another kitty but no pennies left inside

Wish it was time to go home"

granted but your partner us waiting for you and is in a ectremly bad mood with knife in her hand

I wish I could hsve a costa latte tight now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Granted. But it arrives cold

I wish for a new car

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Granted. But it arrives cold

I wish for a new car"

granted but it'd pink

wish for microwave to warm my lattee

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Granted. But it arrives cold

I wish for a new car

granted but it'd pink

wish for microwave to warm my lattee"

Granted but it always overheats everything.

I wish for a swingers club in the Brighton area.

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Granted. But it arrives cold

I wish for a new car

granted but it'd pink

wish for microwave to warm my lattee

Granted but it always overheats everything.

I wish for a swingers club in the Brighton area."

granted but its couple's only

wish someone would go defrost my car for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish for a swingers club in the Brighton area.

granted but its couple's only

wish someone would go defrost my car for me "

Granted....but I've nicked it now. Free car....yay

I wish I was someplace warmer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Granted.. You have to spend the day working in the local launderette

I wish I was 17 again

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By *ussypussWoman over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo

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By *ussypussWoman over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo

Granted, but the government just raised the age of sexual consent and alcohol use to 21

I wish for a good job with decent pay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Granted.. You have to spend the day working in the local launderette

I wish I was 17 again

Granted but you are now jimmy Saville

I wish I was able to fly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Granted.. You have to spend the day working in the local launderette

I wish I was 17 again

Granted but you are now jimmy Saville

I wish I was able to fly "

Granted but you're now a game bird during shooting season

I wish I had an Aston martin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Granted but its a james bond matchbox toy

Wish I was Miranda for a day so I could snog Gary!!

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

Granted but its gary glitter yout snogging

I wish I was gods gift to women

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Granted but your a robot that does the ironing.

Wish I had bigger boobs

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

Granted but they keep tripping you up

Wish I won the lottery jackpot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Granted but there are hundreds of winners so you only win £2 lol

Wish was a man for a day

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"Granted but there are hundreds of winners so you only win £2 lol

Wish was a man for a day "

granted but you are jeremy kyle

i wish to be able to drive

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

Granted but the only car you have access to is a reliant robin 3wheeler that you overturn on every corner you go round

Wish I was brilliant at golf

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"Granted but the only car you have access to is a reliant robin 3wheeler that you overturn on every corner you go round

Wish I was brilliant at golf

Granted but it's crazy golf!

Wish I was Jensen ackles sex slave

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"Granted but the only car you have access to is a reliant robin 3wheeler that you overturn on every corner you go round

Wish I was brilliant at golf

Granted but it's crazy golf!

Wish I was Jensen ackles sex slave"

granted but only on every 6th Sunday between 6.30am and 8.00am...he's mine the rest of the time

I wish I had the power of invisibility

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Granted but the only car you have access to is a reliant robin 3wheeler that you overturn on every corner you go round

Wish I was brilliant at golf

Granted but it's crazy golf!

Wish I was Jensen ackles sex slave"

Granted

But It turned out to be me wearing a Jensen mask

I wish this baby oil I'm covered in came in bigger bottles

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"Granted but the only car you have access to is a reliant robin 3wheeler that you overturn on every corner you go round

Wish I was brilliant at golf

Granted but it's crazy golf!

Wish I was Jensen ackles sex slave

granted but only on every 6th Sunday between 6.30am and 8.00am...he's mine the rest of the time

I wish I had the power of invisibility"

Grated but your only invisible when your with Jensen so he can't touch you. Lol.

I wish I had a walk in closet full of designer clothes and shoes

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

Granted but they are all 6 sizes too small.

I wish to be 10 years younger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Granted but you've just been give a life sentance of 15 years with no parole for murder

Wish I had a heated swimming pool in the back garden

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Shame the pool could be overseen by the neighbours and the heating wasn't working

I wish I could feel well without vomiting everywhere

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"Shame the pool could be overseen by the neighbours and the heating wasn't working

I wish I could feel well without vomiting everywhere"

granted but its replaced by uncontrollable diaorhea

I wish for a healthy bank balance

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Shame that balance will be taken in a Internet scam.......

I wish I had a lovely lady sucking on my cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Granted but she is 87 with no teeth and is knocking on heavens door.

Wish it was summer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Granted, but its still raining,

Wish I had more lube...

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman over a year ago

Deviant City

Granted but its the used chip fat from the chippy!!!

I wish to have an indoor swimming pool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Granted but it replaces your living room

Wish I could lose my jelly belly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Granted but it replaces your living room

Wish I could lose my jelly belly "

Granted but the extra jelly is now on your cheeks

I wish someone would do my housework

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Granted but it replaces your living room

Wish I could lose my jelly belly

Granted but the extra jelly is now on your cheeks

I wish someone would do my housework"

Granted but it will be done by Mr Messy

Wish someone would bring me lunch

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"Granted but it replaces your living room

Wish I could lose my jelly belly

Granted but the extra jelly is now on your cheeks

I wish someone would do my housework

Granted but it will be done by Mr Messy

Wish someone would bring me lunch "

Granted but it's a mouldy sandwich and curdled milk to drink

I wish I could go on holiday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Granted but it replaces your living room

Wish I could lose my jelly belly

Granted but the extra jelly is now on your cheeks

I wish someone would do my housework

Granted but it will be done by Mr Messy

Wish someone would bring me lunch

Granted but it's a mouldy sandwich and curdled milk to drink

I wish I could go on holiday "

Granted but it will take a long time for you to walk to Florida!

I wish I could be bothered getting off this chair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Granted but it replaces your living room

Wish I could lose my jelly belly

Granted but the extra jelly is now on your cheeks

I wish someone would do my housework

Granted but it will be done by Mr Messy

Wish someone would bring me lunch

Granted but it's a mouldy sandwich and curdled milk to drink

I wish I could go on holiday "

Granted but its with moi

Wish it was warmer

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

Granted, you are now a resident in hell

wish I was having a massage on my sore hip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

go visit a physio

wish I could buy a washing machine for a friend

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"go visit a physio

wish I could buy a washing machine for a friend"

go twice a week. Want a massage not more pain!!

Wish granted but irs in a launderette

wish I had a personal backscratcher

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By *radleyandRavenCouple over a year ago

Herts

"Wish granted but irs in a launderette

wish I had a personal backscratcher"

Granted, but it's a tiger.

I wish I had a slave that would wash and stroke my hair at my command.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"Wish granted but irs in a launderette

wish I had a personal backscratcher

Granted, but it's a tiger.

I wish I had a slave that would wash and stroke my hair at my command.

- Amy. x"

granted but you are bald and wear a wig...

I wish it was Saturday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wish granted but irs in a launderette

wish I had a personal backscratcher

Granted, but it's a tiger.

I wish I had a slave that would wash and stroke my hair at my command.

- Amy. x"

granted but they use the wrong products and your hair falls out

I wish to have my own hot tub

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Shame that the water was full of bacteria which means you couldn't use it....

I wish I could go traveling

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

granted ...but your a hobo and have to walk everywhere

i wish for world peace

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By *haunMan over a year ago

Halton

"granted ...but your a hobo and have to walk everywhere

i wish for world peace

Wish granted but you are the only person let on the planet all alone.

And I wish for.....

Flying Monkeys

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

"granted ...but your a hobo and have to walk everywhere

i wish for world peace

Wish granted but you are the only person let on the planet all alone.

And I wish for.....

Flying Monkeys

granted but they deliberately keep shitting on you

i wish i was popular

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By *eryCuriousCouple2012Couple over a year ago

Funville

"i wish i was popular

Granted...but only popular with mosquitoes

I wish I had super strength

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

"i wish i was popular

Granted...but only popular with mosquitoes

I wish I had super strength"

granted but everything you touch you break

i wish i was a prof golfer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i wish i was popular

Granted...but only popular with mosquitoes

I wish I had super strength

granted but everything you touch you break

i wish i was a prof golfer"

Granted but it's on the wii

I wish I wasn't so horny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Granted, but you are still not allowed out of hell

I wish my car was fixed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Granted, but you are still not allowed out of hell

I wish my car was fixed"

Granted but you don't have a license.

I wish I wasn't in hell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Granted - welcome to Lewisham

I wish there was a good movie to watch tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Granted, but it's on sky and your not subscribed to the movie channel

I wish I never had to work again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Granted, but it's on sky and your not subscribed to the movie channel

I wish I never had to work again"
Granted but you will be sat in your own filth in a grotty armchair.

I wish, i was being wined and dined and 69ed.

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

Granted but you are 108 years okd and have lost all your faculties, bladder and bowel control.

I wish I could have a gin & tonic

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By *ussypussWoman over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo

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By *ussypussWoman over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo

"I wish I could have a gin & tonic "

Granted but only a thimble full

I wish Nicholas Cage was my boyfriend

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Granted but he is actually a parrot

Wish I could have a wishing well

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

Granted but its dried up

wish I could fly

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By *acdoodleMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Granted

On Ryan air

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

Granted but your wings are made of lead and you are scared of heights.

Wish I was taller

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By *acdoodleMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Granted

You're now 7 ft

I wish I could be a dolphin

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Granted

On Ryan air

xx"

if you mean Ryan noair then yes please

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Granted

You're now 7 ft

I wish I could be a dolphin

x"
granted but humans keep wanting to swim with youwush ny laptop was fixed

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By *acdoodleMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"Granted

On Ryan air

if you mean Ryan noair then yes please

Granted also

I'm to generous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Granted!

But replaced processor with a 486

I want Gerard Butler as my sex slave.

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Granted!

But replaced processor with a 486

I want Gerard Butler as my sex slave.

granted but he's been castrated

wish for something good to eat to be delivered

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Granted but the Kebab has gone cold

Wish I could find ma fookin slippers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Granted but the Kebab has gone cold

Wish I could find ma fookin slippers

Granted but they're full of jelly.

I wish I wasn't hungry

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"Granted but the Kebab has gone cold

Wish I could find ma fookin slippers

Granted but they're full of jelly.

I wish I wasn't hungry"

granted but you are thirsty instead and can't have anything to drink.

Wish I could sleep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Granted but you'll have eternal nightmares of blue waffle

I wish for the next person to choose my wish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Granted but the Kebab has gone cold

Wish I could find ma fookin slippers

Granted but they're full of jelly.

I wish I wasn't hungry

granted but you are thirsty instead and can't have anything to drink.

Wish I could sleep"

Granted. But you fall asleep dreaming of Ryan layed covered in McDonald's gherkins and special sauce

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish rusty would change his pants he's had them on all week

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Granted but he puts on a thong instead

Wish I could shag Holly Valance

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"Granted but the Kebab has gone cold

Wish I could find ma fookin slippers

Granted but they're full of jelly.

I wish I wasn't hungry

granted but you are thirsty instead and can't have anything to drink.

Wish I could sleep

Granted. But you fall asleep dreaming of Ryan layed covered in McDonald's gherkins and special sauce"

awww, not again!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Granted but he puts on a thong instead

Wish I could shag Holly Valance "

Granted but it's a man who's changed his name by dpoll

I wish I could be in Jamaica

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"Granted but he puts on a thong instead

Wish I could shag Holly Valance "

granted but its the Holly Valance from Leeds who is 68, 4'2 and weighs 37stone.

Wish I was famous

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

"Granted but he puts on a thong instead

Wish I could shag Holly Valance

Granted but it's a man who's changed his name by dpoll

I wish I could be in Jamaica "

Granted but you're in a Jamaican jail fir twenty years and are the jail hard mans plaything.

Wish I was curled up in my own bed.

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

"Granted but he puts on a thong instead

Wish I could shag Holly Valance

granted but its the Holly Valance from Leeds who is 68, 4'2 and weighs 37stone.

Wish I was famous "

Granted. But you're famous for voluntarily being Gary Glitters new girlfriend and go on every tv show telling him how much you lurve him and how misunderstood he is.

Wish people didn't snore.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Granted but he puts on a thong instead

Wish I could shag Holly Valance

Granted but it's a man who's changed his name by dpoll

I wish I could be in Jamaica

Granted but you're in a Jamaican jail fir twenty years and are the jail hard mans plaything.

Wish I was curled up in my own bed."

Granted but it's infested with slugs

I wish to be someone else

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Granted you are John McCririck

I want a new computer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Granted you are John McCririck

I want a new computer "

Granted but it continuously downloads 2 girls 1 cup

I wish to star in an action film

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Granted you are John McCririck

I want a new computer

Granted but it continuously downloads 2 girls 1 cup

I wish to star in an action film "

Granted you are mini me

I wish to shag ray winstone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Granted you are John McCririck

I want a new computer

Granted but it continuously downloads 2 girls 1 cup

I wish to star in an action film

Granted you are mini me

I wish to shag ray winstone"

Granted, but he has a 2 inch cock when hard.

I wish I was somewhere else but work

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

Granted, but he has a 2 inch cock when hard.

I wish I was somewhere else but work"

granted but you are in the North Poke with no means of communication.

I wish I had a cup of tea.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Granted, but he has a 2 inch cock when hard.

I wish I was somewhere else but work

granted but you are in the North Poke with no means of communication.

I wish I had a cup of tea. "

That would suit me fine lol.

Granted but no water, it's boiled yak pee

I wish for a thunder storm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Granted but a freaky strike of lighting bolt is pink in colour and shaped like a cock.

I wish I didn't have to go work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Granted but a freaky strike of lighting bolt is pink in colour and shaped like a cock.

I wish I didn't have to go work"

Granted but you have to sit at home and write 10,000 lines " I hate sex "

I wish for no snow to come

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Granted but a freaky strike of lighting bolt is pink in colour and shaped like a cock.

I wish I didn't have to go work"

Granted.... Your home is now in the basement of your offices....

I wish I could teleport from one place to another...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Granted but a freaky strike of lighting bolt is pink in colour and shaped like a cock.

I wish I didn't have to go work

Granted but you have to sit at home and write 10,000 lines " I hate sex "

I wish for no snow to come "

Granted... Nosnow will cum every ten seconds... Which will reduce the soreness in your ar**.....

I wish there were no other vehicles on the roads.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

granted but your means of transport is one of those electric cars 4yr olds 'drive'

i wish for smaller boobs please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"granted but your means of transport is one of those electric cars 4yr olds 'drive'

i wish for smaller boobs please "

Granted.... Your boobs will stay the same.... But the rest of you will double in size.....

I wish my boss's secretary would let me shag her brains out...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"granted but your means of transport is one of those electric cars 4yr olds 'drive'

i wish for smaller boobs please "

Granted. Men around the world silently weep.

I wish I didn't get up late this morning.

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

"granted but your means of transport is one of those electric cars 4yr olds 'drive'

i wish for smaller boobs please

Granted.... Your boobs will stay the same.... But the rest of you will double in size.....

I wish my boss's secretary would let me shag her brains out...

Granted but you leave an unholy mess of blood and brains all over your bosses desk resulting in you getting sacked oh and the jail

I wish for a busy nite at work

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Granted, you don't have a tea/fag break for 12 hours.

I wish Derby County could win the F.A. Cup again.

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By *im and whoreCouple over a year ago

near bangor

"Granted, you don't have a tea/fag break for 12 hours.

I wish Derby County could win the F.A. Cup again."
granted but then they cease to exist due to financial irregularities

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

I wish the previous poster would leave a wish for me to corrupt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Granted, you don't have a tea/fag break for 12 hours.

I wish Derby County could win the F.A. Cup again."

No one could make that dream come true....

BUNKY.... If ya can wait till I get thrown out... She says she'll grant ya wish....

Wish I was back I'm Monte Carlo....

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By *im and whoreCouple over a year ago

near bangor

"I wish the previous poster would leave a wish for me to corrupt

"
sos lol. for _unkie. I wish i could retire lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wish granted..you now live on a retirement estate with all the widowded grannies

Wish I had boobs like yours

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"Wish granted..you now live on a retirement estate with all the widowded grannies

Wish I had boobs like yours

granted but they are on your back.

Wish I could pee standing up...

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

Granted but your aim is crap and you keep peeing into your shoes

I wish I didnt get so many msgs to meet from sexy ladies

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By *im and whoreCouple over a year ago

near bangor

"Wish granted..you now live on a retirement estate with all the widowded grannies

Wish I had boobs like yours

granted but they are on your back.

Wish I could pee standing up...

"
granted but it comes out of your nostrils

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

Wish I could come up with a acceptable punishment for last poster

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