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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I don't know if you'll find one here Nero
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It was a looooong shot. You were a prime candi-date once upon a time, but then you fell from grace.  "
Hibernation does that to a lass  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am neither posh nor a lady.
I think I meet all the other criteria.
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You're actually the closest one, geographically and sentimentally."
Oh ok.
I thought apply within was the only criterion I met! |
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"I don't know if you'll find one here Nero
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It was a looooong shot. You were a prime candi-date once upon a time, but then you fell from grace.
Hibernation does that to a lass "
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I thought it was self-imposed exile...  |
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"I am neither posh nor a lady.
I think I meet all the other criteria.
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You're actually the closest one, geographically and sentimentally.
Oh ok.
I thought apply within was the only criterion I met!"
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You're ½ way there. |
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"I am neither posh nor a lady.
I think I meet all the other criteria.
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You're actually the closest one, geographically and sentimentally.
Oh ok.
I thought apply within was the only criterion I met!
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You're ½ way there."
Lizard on a chair?
IYKYK |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like Victoria Beckham Posh? I think I qualify due to geolocation.
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I think Victoria Beckham is 'nouveau riche'. I'm looking for someone who's established. i.e. old money."
I have some shillings if you like really old money?  |
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"Like Victoria Beckham Posh? I think I qualify due to geolocation.
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I think Victoria Beckham is 'nouveau riche'. I'm looking for someone who's established. i.e. old money."
Not a fan of Spice Girls then, eh?
Disappointing. |
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"I could pretend Professor Higgins.
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Ah, the scholastic variety. I suppose I could teach you a few things. Edification, elocution, oral...
Cor, wouldn't it be luvverly"
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I suspect that I will keep you busy. You'll do a lot, not Dolittle. |
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"I'm quite posh and a true lady... its the eejits on here that i hang around with who give me a bad name! "
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Bøø, how about some refined åfternoon teå, to counteract the "eejits" in your life?
"Bøø" isn't a bad name. It's not brilliant, but it isn't bad either. |
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"Like Victoria Beckham Posh? I think I qualify due to geolocation.
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I think Victoria Beckham is 'nouveau riche'. I'm looking for someone who's established. i.e. old money.
I have some shillings if you like really old money? "
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I hanker for a Florin and a Farthing.  |
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"Like Victoria Beckham Posh? I think I qualify due to geolocation.
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I think Victoria Beckham is 'nouveau riche'. I'm looking for someone who's established. i.e. old money.
Not a fan of Spice Girls then, eh?
Disappointing."
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"I'm rough as fuck
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KC², I have no words!
Unusual for one so verbose  "
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I was mesmerised by "French Kissin' in the USA" by Blondie, KC², to think of a suitable response.
I think the last time you had anything posh in you mouth was that Nduja sausage! |
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"I ain’t no lady.
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InkedMinx, if you can handle a cock equally well as handling a conversation then I beg to differ. 
Do I handle a cock well? "
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According to Vogue™ and Harper's Bazaar™ - you do! |
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"I'm quite posh and a true lady... its the eejits on here that i hang around with who give me a bad name!
^^ this is all a lie
You've never even met me!"
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I've met you. It was a hedonistic pleasure, without measure.  |
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"I reckon I could pull it off, buy me a nice black dress from primark
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PD, I'm taking you down to Sloane Street for some majestic shopping. You shall eat off the fat of the land, not Matalan."
I'll make sure I get my nails done in preparation |
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"I reckon I could pull it off, buy me a nice black dress from primark
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PD, I'm taking you down to Sloane Street for some majestic shopping. You shall eat off the fat of the land, not Matalan.
I'll make sure I get my nails done in preparation "
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Goodness! This Piscean Dream is fast becoming a Piscean Reality! |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"I'm told I have a posh telephone voice if that counts 
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This will need to be verified. It just so happens that I'm seeking a telephone operator for the Comms room in my estate. "
And what would said telephone operator has to say as they answered incoming calls |
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"I'm not posh.
I'm not a lady.
I wouldn't say I'm common though.
Ah the postcoital existential crisis, how I've missed thee. "
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Dear ex-wife, you still bear the hallmarks of your Swiss finishing school! You must really miss my refined phallus. |
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"I'm told I have a posh telephone voice if that counts
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This will need to be verified. It just so happens that I'm seeking a telephone operator for the Comms room in my estate.
And what would said telephone operator has to say as they answered incoming calls "
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"Duchess Cede, the lady of the house speaking!". |
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"Port
Out,
Starboard
Home.
Not a lady but I'm all woman!
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Lady Sprockett! Landed gentry.
You don't know the half of it my dear Neró.
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Oh, do you have blue blood???  "
A refine shade of regal purple.
Blue is a bit common. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Private school educated.
University degree.
Good table etiquette.
Enjoy a broad range of classical music.
Can ride a horse, and sail.
Have been seen at the Henley Regatta.
Polish up quite respectably in a dress and high heels.
Absolute slag in bed.
I believe I fit the bill.
Almost...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...required.
Åpply Within."
Are you actually looking for a posh lady (which is really just about upbringing) or are you requiring a well spoken, ex public school girl who looks good in hunters and tennis whites and frequently sips Kir Royale? |
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"Are you actually looking for a posh lady (which is really just about upbringing) or are you requiring a well spoken, ex public school girl who looks good in hunters and tennis whites and frequently sips Kir Royale? "
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Marchioness, I am lôôking for what you have described. However, it would be ideal if her knitwear is from Sunspel™, her dainty purse from Loewe™ and that she fits in, without effort, around Marylebone High Street on the weekdays and The Cotswolds on the weekends.
However, what I'm looking for and what I'll settle for are two different things! |
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"Private school educated.
University degree.
Good table etiquette.
Enjoy a broad range of classical music.
Can ride a horse, and sail.
Have been seen at the Henley Regatta.
Polish up quite respectably in a dress and high heels.
Absolute slag in bed.
I believe I fit the bill.
Almost... "
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I think you may have clenched the deal!  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Private school educated.
University degree.
Good table etiquette.
Enjoy a broad range of classical music.
Can ride a horse, and sail.
Have been seen at the Henley Regatta.
Polish up quite respectably in a dress and high heels.
Absolute slag in bed.
I believe I fit the bill.
Almost...
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I think you may have clenched the deal! "
I always wanted to be a trophy wife.
I'll start packing... |
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"Private school educated.
University degree.
Good table etiquette.
Enjoy a broad range of classical music.
Can ride a horse, and sail.
Have been seen at the Henley Regatta.
Polish up quite respectably in a dress and high heels.
Absolute slag in bed.
I believe I fit the bill.
Almost...
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I think you may have clenched the deal!
I always wanted to be a trophy wife.
I'll start packing... "
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Haha! |
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"I drink like a fish and swear like a sailor. I’m out. 
In my experience, most posh girls do exactly that. You’re in after all."
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I have to agree with my sartorial chum, RTG. All it takes is a few Mimosa cocktails to loosen those lips and sink thy ships!
She's in. |
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"… or are you requiring a well spoken, ex public school girl who looks good in hunters and tennis whites and frequently sips Kir Royale? "
I wouldn’t presume to speak for my chum Nerö, but you’ve just described heaven for me. I’m swooning at the very thought.
No need for her to be an ex public school girl though. It’s her bearing that impresses, not where she learned it.
(I’m thinking Rosamund Pike maybe. Or Kate Moss without the self-destructive streak.) |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm not posh.
I'm not a lady.
I wouldn't say I'm common though.
Ah the postcoital existential crisis, how I've missed thee.
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Dear ex-wife, you still bear the hallmarks of your Swiss finishing school! You must really miss my refined phallus."
Ha! I wish I sounded like I attended a Swiss finishing school! I'm a Home Counties public school voiced girl through and through - bit of an accent sponge though.
Refined phallus. Oh you. |
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"I'm not posh.
I'm not a lady.
I wouldn't say I'm common though.
Ah the postcoital existential crisis, how I've missed thee.
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Dear ex-wife, you still bear the hallmarks of your Swiss finishing school! You must really miss my refined phallus.
Ha! I wish I sounded like I attended a Swiss finishing school! I'm a Home Counties public school voiced girl through and through - bit of an accent sponge though.
Refined phallus. Oh you."
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I like how you surreptitiously snuck in the "public school" reference! You're posh, undeniably. |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
cognito |
"I drink like a fish and swear like a sailor. I’m out.
In my experience, most posh girls do exactly that. You’re in after all.
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I have to agree with my sartorial chum, RTG. All it takes is a few Mimosa cocktails to loosen those lips and sink thy ships!
She's in."
Ah you two are darlings. Mines a G&T when you are ready |
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"...a well spoken, ex public school girl who looks good in hunters and tennis whites and frequently sips Kir Royale?
Oh, hello, every woman I've ever dated - fancy seeing you here."
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YOLO, you unquenchable lothario!
Is there no sacrosanct ink pot that your quill pen hasn't been dipped in!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...a well spoken, ex public school girl who looks good in hunters and tennis whites and frequently sips Kir Royale?
Oh, hello, every woman I've ever dated - fancy seeing you here."
As you well know, mine are le chemeau  really can't stand tennis but I do challenge you to a game of fives post luncheon? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"… or are you requiring a well spoken, ex public school girl who looks good in hunters and tennis whites and frequently sips Kir Royale?
I wouldn’t presume to speak for my chum Nerö, but you’ve just described heaven for me. I’m swooning at the very thought.
No need for her to be an ex public school girl though. It’s her bearing that impresses, not where she learned it.
(I’m thinking Rosamund Pike maybe. Or Kate Moss without the self-destructive streak.)"
Cannot actually beat swearing and drinking with good deportment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cannot actually beat swearing and drinking with good deportment
Fucking right.
*sips earl grey, pinky finger extended*"
It's taken decades of practice to stop the pinky whilst drinking my pint to be fair  |
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LíttlèBírd — I mean, Le Petit Oiseau — alas no joy. I may settle for Bøø. She is, however, a bit of a 'Ruff Diamond' that requires frequent polishing.
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I'm going to change my tact: keep an êyê out for my next thread - "Elite Woman". |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Yes me...
I'm learning how to eat chips with a silver fork
She’s a regular Eliza Boolittle.
Limited Edition
Limited edition just means crap
Ps only joking Boo "
You're not too short for a telling off you know, I'll happily get on my knees to do it... |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"LíttlèBírd — I mean, Le Petit Oiseau — alas no joy. I may settle for Bøø. She is, however, a bit of a 'Ruff Diamond' that requires frequent polishing.
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I'm going to change my tact: keep an êyê out for my next thread - "Elite Woman"."
How dare you!
Nothing about me is rough....
Watch your back Nero, you're heading for a dunking in the nearest puddle.... |
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"Yes me...
I'm learning how to eat chips with a silver fork
She’s a regular Eliza Boolittle.
Limited Edition
Limited edition just means crap
Ps only joking Boo
You're not too short for a telling off you know, I'll happily get on my knees to do it..."
You’ll still be too tall on your knees |
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"LíttlèBírd — I mean, Le Petit Oiseau — alas no joy. I may settle for Bøø. She is, however, a bit of a 'Ruff Diamond' that requires frequent polishing.
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I'm going to change my tact: keep an êyê out for my next thread - "Elite Woman"."
Now I will be first in line for that one |
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