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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire

Come on then, you can all have a free shot! Whatever you throw at me I can take it! I promise I won’t cry .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Come on then, you can all have a free shot! Whatever you throw at me I can take it! I promise I won’t cry . "

You may bang well but you're old and one day one of these women is gonna have to deal with ambulance turning up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You're neither suited, nor booted!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Come on then, you can all have a free shot! Whatever you throw at me I can take it! I promise I won’t cry .

You may bang well but you're old and one day one of these women is gonna have to deal with ambulance turning up "

I actually feel that was too far and am a fan of yours haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a feeling you might cry if I threw a bucket of chopped chillis and itching powder at you....

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Come on then, you can all have a free shot! Whatever you throw at me I can take it! I promise I won’t cry .

You may bang well but you're old and one day one of these women is gonna have to deal with ambulance turning up

I actually feel that was too far and am a fan of yours haha "

You’re supposed to roast the OP not make yourself look a right plonka

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis

You like like the type of person that claps when the plane lands.

You also give the vibe you can’t drive

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am not saying you are thick, but I heard the when you saw a sign saying 'Wet Floor' you thought it was an instruction

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can't do it !

You seem nice and I'm no good at roasting clearly

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Not to call you stupid, but you'd be confused if I showed you three shovels and told you to take your pic!

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By *ultured Gent16Man  over a year ago

close.

Really??

What a terrible post.

If brains were sh*t you wouldn’t have enough for a skid mark!!! You’re the reason the gene pool should have life guards…

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By *he love catsCouple  over a year ago

South Wales

Almost a shit as us at rugby.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan  over a year ago

Hastings


"Come on then, you can all have a free shot! Whatever you throw at me I can take it! I promise I won’t cry . "

Michael cane throwing shears..lol

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS  over a year ago

Carlisle

Can't roast you have me blocked. Big baby! Not that i would want to view you. hahahaha

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By *ortyairCouple  over a year ago

Wallasey

Seems like the kind of guy who would be out of his depth in a carpark puddle x

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS  over a year ago

Carlisle


"Can't roast you have me blocked. Big baby! Not that i would want to view you. hahahaha "
PS I hope you stand on Lego hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Come on then, you can all have a free shot! Whatever you throw at me I can take it! I promise I won’t cry . "

Last time I saw a cock looking that down it had just taken a hammering from France

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Is that a cocktail sausage in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


"I have a feeling you might cry if I threw a bucket of chopped chillis and itching powder at you...."

That’s true

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is that a cocktail sausage in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

"

You had to make it food related!!

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


"Almost a shit as us at rugby. "

Sorry can’t take that from a nation that’s never won the World Cup

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan  over a year ago

Hastings

What as in spit roast

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You are the sun in my life… now get 93 million miles away from me

Mrs

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By *onnie 90Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

You're not funny and nobody likes you.

You should have remembered that from school.

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By *he love catsCouple  over a year ago

South Wales


"Almost a shit as us at rugby.

Sorry can’t take that from a nation that’s never won the World Cup "

That's why I said almost

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You're not funny and nobody likes you.

You should have remembered that from school. "

Roast?

That was a cremation!

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By *oodmessMan  over a year ago

yumsville

You know what they say about guys with small feet

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Is that a cocktail sausage in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

You had to make it food related!! "

I did! I couldn't help myself.

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


"You know what they say about guys with small feet"

They have small shoes ??

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By *onnie 90Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"You're not funny and nobody likes you.

You should have remembered that from school.

Roast?

That was a cremation!"

All in gest though. No bad intent whatsoever.

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By *affeine DuskMan  over a year ago

Caerphilly

Nah, man.

You're alright, you are.

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

I think you're a wanker.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You know what they say about guys with small feet

They have small shoes ?? "

More quiet when cumming?

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


"I think you're a wanker."

Great ! I’ve obviously gone up in your estimation recently then

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire

get some fecking clothes on, ill send you a pair of jeans and a shirt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Come on then, you can all have a free shot! Whatever you throw at me I can take it! I promise I won’t cry .

You may bang well but you're old and one day one of these women is gonna have to deal with ambulance turning up "

Your too young to be told you are old, wait until your my age then you Will be old

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’d rather have cheese

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


"I’d rather have cheese "

I prefer Chicken

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By *oodmessMan  over a year ago

yumsville

Wouldn't fit in my oven

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By *r_PinkMan  over a year ago

london stratford


"Come on then, you can all have a free shot! Whatever you throw at me I can take it! I promise I won’t cry . "

After meeting you, you are ok! so what I do now is a load of bolox OK?

You are a smug twat with your big willy but word is you cant get it up and you like a fist up your shitter

YOU fist shitting wanker.

All not true but hope you like it

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By *acktar74Man  over a year ago

leeds

You fist shitting wanker funniest quote I've seen all day

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


"Come on then, you can all have a free shot! Whatever you throw at me I can take it! I promise I won’t cry .

After meeting you, you are ok! so what I do now is a load of bolox OK?

You are a smug twat with your big willy but word is you cant get it up and you like a fist up your shitter

YOU fist shitting wanker.

All not true but hope you like it"

Come on why don’t you really say what you are thinking

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By *r_PinkMan  over a year ago

london stratford


"Come on then, you can all have a free shot! Whatever you throw at me I can take it! I promise I won’t cry .

After meeting you, you are ok! so what I do now is a load of bolox OK?

You are a smug twat with your big willy but word is you cant get it up and you like a fist up your shitter

YOU fist shitting wanker.

All not true but hope you like it

Come on why don’t you really say what you are thinking "

I gave it my best shot

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Whole garlic cloves, rosemary, olive oil, salt and pepper.

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


"Whole garlic cloves, rosemary, olive oil, salt and pepper."

Gas mark 7 ?

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS  over a year ago

Stockport


"Whole garlic cloves, rosemary, olive oil, salt and pepper."

Would that be virgin olive oil, or the stuff that has enjoyed a good shag on many occasions?

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Whole garlic cloves, rosemary, olive oil, salt and pepper.

Would that be virgin olive oil, or the stuff that has enjoyed a good shag on many occasions?"

Shagged stuff. Virgin is for salad dressing

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