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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Shit.
I mean, I have been on here ages and had literally no offers from unconvincing aging transvestite fetishists into sweaty top lip licking or even fart domination.
I send out pics of my bum hole with FAF messages all the time. What a joke!
It's a con.
I will be deleting my profile in 28 days.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shit.
I mean, I have been on here ages and had literally no offers from unconvincing aging transvestite fetishists into sweaty top lip licking or even fart domination.
I send out pics of my bum hole with FAF messages all the time. What a joke!
It's a con.
I will be deleting my profile in 28 days.
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Is this satire ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shit.
I mean, I have been on here ages and had literally no offers from unconvincing aging transvestite fetishists into sweaty top lip licking or even fart domination.
I send out pics of my bum hole with FAF messages all the time. What a joke!
It's a con.
I will be deleting my profile in 28 days.
Is this satire ?"
What's satire?
Is it one of those half man half goat things from Narnia? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"unconvincing aging transvestite fetishists
A what what now? Is this a new thing?
I'm trying to make it a thing ... shhhh"
Googled it. Not a thing. Took me to some frankly disturbing sites though.
I’m calling flounce on a roundabout and you’ll rediscover your fabojo imminently |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You need more pictures involving monster munch. That'll reel them in "
Leave your fetishises for your own profile, you reconstituted maize snack perv. This is all about MY sense of entitlement |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please ensure that on your departure you switch off all the lights and lock the doors."
Ah that's not how it works, you see. People will read this and offer me a sympathy shag. But don't tell anyone ... I think its going to be a winner |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"op treat fab as a social club to share thoughts, ideas and humour. Get noticed is the way. Good luck!"
No!
It exists to service my self righteous demands! Pffft |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fab is too virtual, gone of the days of posting a polariod of my dick through peoples post box and reasuring them that I'm always watching them, just ready for when they want a quick shag. "
Old school charm.
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Iv met some great people on here its hard work just to get them chatting never mind meet but it well worth it"
I think they are all bots!
I will cancel my platinum membership then they'll be sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fart domination.
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Hey!!! You said this would be our little secret.
And FAF stood for Fancy a Fart.
Right, im done. Im putting a cork in it until someone more appreciative comes along!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"fart domination.
Hey!!! You said this would be our little secret.
And FAF stood for Fancy a Fart.
Right, im done. Im putting a cork in it until someone more appreciative comes along!!"
Hmmm.
Stand well clear of that Cork once the pressure builds up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fart domination.
Hey!!! You said this would be our little secret.
And FAF stood for Fancy a Fart.
Right, im done. Im putting a cork in it until someone more appreciative comes along!!
Hmmm.
Stand well clear of that Cork once the pressure builds up"
Hey, get another 20 corked fab arses....and we could do a 21 Bum Salute. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"fart domination.
Hey!!! You said this would be our little secret.
And FAF stood for Fancy a Fart.
Right, im done. Im putting a cork in it until someone more appreciative comes along!!
Hmmm.
Stand well clear of that Cork once the pressure builds up
Hey, get another 20 corked fab arses....and we could do a 21 Bum Salute."
Get out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fart domination.
Hey!!! You said this would be our little secret.
And FAF stood for Fancy a Fart.
Right, im done. Im putting a cork in it until someone more appreciative comes along!!
Hmmm.
Stand well clear of that Cork once the pressure builds up
Hey, get another 20 corked fab arses....and we could do a 21 Bum Salute."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fart domination.
Hey!!! You said this would be our little secret.
And FAF stood for Fancy a Fart.
Right, im done. Im putting a cork in it until someone more appreciative comes along!!
Hmmm.
Stand well clear of that Cork once the pressure builds up
Hey, get another 20 corked fab arses....and we could do a 21 Bum Salute.
Get out"
Its your loss. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fart domination.
Hey!!! You said this would be our little secret.
And FAF stood for Fancy a Fart.
Right, im done. Im putting a cork in it until someone more appreciative comes along!!
Hmmm.
Stand well clear of that Cork once the pressure builds up
Hey, get another 20 corked fab arses....and we could do a 21 Bum Salute.
Get out"
Are you telling MisterBit…or the cork? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"fart domination.
Hey!!! You said this would be our little secret.
And FAF stood for Fancy a Fart.
Right, im done. Im putting a cork in it until someone more appreciative comes along!!
Hmmm.
Stand well clear of that Cork once the pressure builds up
Hey, get another 20 corked fab arses....and we could do a 21 Bum Salute.
Get out
Are you telling MisterBit…or the cork? "
Both
Neither
Him
Oh ... I dont know. Fab me and I'll tell you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fart domination.
Hey!!! You said this would be our little secret.
And FAF stood for Fancy a Fart.
Right, im done. Im putting a cork in it until someone more appreciative comes along!!
Hmmm.
Stand well clear of that Cork once the pressure builds up
Hey, get another 20 corked fab arses....and we could do a 21 Bum Salute.
Get out
Are you telling MisterBit…or the cork?
Both
Neither
Him
Oh ... I dont know. Fab me and I'll tell you"
Needy and slightly manipulative .. I approve fabbed ya. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"fart domination.
Hey!!! You said this would be our little secret.
And FAF stood for Fancy a Fart.
Right, im done. Im putting a cork in it until someone more appreciative comes along!!
Hmmm.
Stand well clear of that Cork once the pressure builds up
Hey, get another 20 corked fab arses....and we could do a 21 Bum Salute.
Get out
Are you telling MisterBit…or the cork?
Both
Neither
Him
Oh ... I dont know. Fab me and I'll tell you
Needy and slightly manipulative .. I approve fabbed ya. "
Yet still no offer of a sweaty top lip lick? Hmmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fart domination.
Hey!!! You said this would be our little secret.
And FAF stood for Fancy a Fart.
Right, im done. Im putting a cork in it until someone more appreciative comes along!!
Hmmm.
Stand well clear of that Cork once the pressure builds up
Hey, get another 20 corked fab arses....and we could do a 21 Bum Salute.
Get out
Are you telling MisterBit…or the cork?
Both
Neither
Him
Oh ... I dont know. Fab me and I'll tell you
Needy and slightly manipulative .. I approve fabbed ya. "
She's very crafty, Kat. Don't get caught in her web!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fart domination.
Hey!!! You said this would be our little secret.
And FAF stood for Fancy a Fart.
Right, im done. Im putting a cork in it until someone more appreciative comes along!!
Hmmm.
Stand well clear of that Cork once the pressure builds up
Hey, get another 20 corked fab arses....and we could do a 21 Bum Salute.
Get out
Are you telling MisterBit…or the cork?
Both
Neither
Him
Oh ... I dont know. Fab me and I'll tell you
Needy and slightly manipulative .. I approve fabbed ya.
Yet still no offer of a sweaty top lip lick? Hmmmmm"
You’re that one in front of me at Costa when I just want a mocha. Can I get a skinny, frappufuckycarameloatpisstobleronetimesuckdrink?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"fart domination.
Hey!!! You said this would be our little secret.
And FAF stood for Fancy a Fart.
Right, im done. Im putting a cork in it until someone more appreciative comes along!!
Hmmm.
Stand well clear of that Cork once the pressure builds up
Hey, get another 20 corked fab arses....and we could do a 21 Bum Salute.
Get out
Are you telling MisterBit…or the cork?
Both
Neither
Him
Oh ... I dont know. Fab me and I'll tell you
Needy and slightly manipulative .. I approve fabbed ya.
Yet still no offer of a sweaty top lip lick? Hmmmmm
You’re that one in front of me at Costa when I just want a mocha. Can I get a skinny, frappufuckycarameloatpisstobleronetimesuckdrink?
"
Some of us dont need skinny, darling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fart domination.
Hey!!! You said this would be our little secret.
And FAF stood for Fancy a Fart.
Right, im done. Im putting a cork in it until someone more appreciative comes along!!
Hmmm.
Stand well clear of that Cork once the pressure builds up
Hey, get another 20 corked fab arses....and we could do a 21 Bum Salute.
Get out
Are you telling MisterBit…or the cork?
Both
Neither
Him
Oh ... I dont know. Fab me and I'll tell you
Needy and slightly manipulative .. I approve fabbed ya.
Yet still no offer of a sweaty top lip lick? Hmmmmm
You’re that one in front of me at Costa when I just want a mocha. Can I get a skinny, frappufuckycarameloatpisstobleronetimesuckdrink?
Some of us dont need skinny, darling "
Is it cloudy out there or did Jenni just throw shade burrrrrrrn |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"fart domination.
Hey!!! You said this would be our little secret.
And FAF stood for Fancy a Fart.
Right, im done. Im putting a cork in it until someone more appreciative comes along!!
Hmmm.
Stand well clear of that Cork once the pressure builds up
Hey, get another 20 corked fab arses....and we could do a 21 Bum Salute.
Get out
Are you telling MisterBit…or the cork?
Both
Neither
Him
Oh ... I dont know. Fab me and I'll tell you
Needy and slightly manipulative .. I approve fabbed ya.
Yet still no offer of a sweaty top lip lick? Hmmmmm
You’re that one in front of me at Costa when I just want a mocha. Can I get a skinny, frappufuckycarameloatpisstobleronetimesuckdrink?
Some of us dont need skinny, darling
Is it cloudy out there or did Jenni just throw shade burrrrrrrn "
Iwod never throw shade at you my love.
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Dont need to |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Either my inbox is broken or the site is still shit.
No offers
It's the same on Trindr
I'd swipe right, but im not aloud on tindr"
The quiet approach is often the best |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Either my inbox is broken or the site is still shit.
No offers
It's the same on Trindr
I'd swipe right, but im not aloud on tindr"
Swiping right can get in the bin.
Swiping up n down is where it’s at. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Either my inbox is broken or the site is still shit.
No offers
It's the same on Trindr
I'd swipe right, but im not aloud on tindr
The quiet approach is often the best"
Yes.
Shusssh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bye.
Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.
And remember to turn off the light's "
As if things couldn't get worse ... burned by Wonko.
Oh! The Shame of it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bye.
Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.
And remember to turn off the light's
As if things couldn't get worse ... burned by Wonko.
Oh! The Shame of it."
Ya know I still love ya |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Could you remind me in 27 days... I want to get in on the last minute rush
Reminder set
(Yesssss it's working)"
Also... you've got the new profile ready to go in 28 days and 2 hours right? Just enough time for us to miss you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could you remind me in 27 days... I want to get in on the last minute rush
Reminder set
(Yesssss it's working)
Also... you've got the new profile ready to go in 28 days and 2 hours right? Just enough time for us to miss you "
Of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shit.
I mean, I have been on here ages and had literally no offers from unconvincing aging transvestite fetishists into sweaty top lip licking or even fart domination.
I send out pics of my bum hole with FAF messages all the time. What a joke!
It's a con.
I will be deleting my profile in 28 days.
"
You asking for a friend....again! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shit.
I mean, I have been on here ages and had literally no offers from unconvincing aging transvestite fetishists into sweaty top lip licking or even fart domination.
I send out pics of my bum hole with FAF messages all the time. What a joke!
It's a con.
I will be deleting my profile in 28 days.
You asking for a friend....again! "
Possibly |
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"Shit.
I mean, I have been on here ages and had literally no offers from unconvincing aging transvestite fetishists into sweaty top lip licking or even fart domination.
I send out pics of my bum hole with FAF messages all the time. What a joke!
It's a con.
I will be deleting my profile in 28 days.
"
Can I ask why are you waiting 28
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shit.
I mean, I have been on here ages and had literally no offers from unconvincing aging transvestite fetishists into sweaty top lip licking or even fart domination.
I send out pics of my bum hole with FAF messages all the time. What a joke!
It's a con.
I will be deleting my profile in 28 days.
Can I ask why are you waiting 28
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Dramatic impact |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nearly 27 days now.
I mean it.
Fibber. I indecently propositioned you the other day "
Well yes, but I would have never been able to fit that much cheese up there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nearly 27 days now.
I mean it.
Fibber. I indecently propositioned you the other day
Well yes, but I would have never been able to fit that much cheese up there!"
I still think you could |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nearly 27 days now.
I mean it.
Fibber. I indecently propositioned you the other day
Well yes, but I would have never been able to fit that much cheese up there!
I still think you could "
I'm just a novelty fondue to you aren't I? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nearly 27 days now.
I mean it.
Fibber. I indecently propositioned you the other day
Well yes, but I would have never been able to fit that much cheese up there!
I still think you could
I'm just a novelty fondue to you aren't I?"
You’re Edam right you are |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nearly 27 days now.
I mean it.
Fibber. I indecently propositioned you the other day
Well yes, but I would have never been able to fit that much cheese up there!
I still think you could
I'm just a novelty fondue to you aren't I?
You’re Edam right you are "
You are soooo close to another ban! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nearly 27 days now.
I mean it.
Fibber. I indecently propositioned you the other day
Well yes, but I would have never been able to fit that much cheese up there!
I still think you could
I'm just a novelty fondue to you aren't I?
You’re Edam right you are
You are soooo close to another ban!"
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"Shit. I send out pics of my bum hole with FAF messages all the time. What a joke!
Are you friends with Cornholio from lake Titicaca?
Of TP fame?
The very same lol."
Judging from your status you're not having much luck either! |
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