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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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How are you doing today? Anything planned for what might be a less snowy weekend?
Ceremonial burning of a dressing gown on the cards? Is this a hint? Well if it looks like a hint, sounds like a hint, it might just be.
Fapping furiously over smutty voice notes?
Or quietly contemplating life sat on the sofa as Lana Del Rey plays in the background?
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Day off today.
Been out for breakfast, now just chilling. Sadly no plans for tonight…
I need more voice notes in my life. Not necessarily classically rude ones. Just the “thinking of you” ones, where there’s a bit of a story or just a compliment or something & their voice gets a bit excited. Woof. Does me in. |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Day off today.
Been out for breakfast, now just chilling. Sadly no plans for tonight…
I need more voice notes in my life. Not necessarily classically rude ones. Just the “thinking of you” ones, where there’s a bit of a story or just a compliment or something & their voice gets a bit excited. Woof. Does me in. "
Oh I know exactly what you mean! I adore voice notes; I'd much rather someone conveyed their thoughts to me in an aurally pleasing way.
That excited tell? Yes. Love it. I think I'm over smutty ones for the next ten minutes, if you need a complimentary/ Tiggeresque one let me know.  |
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"Day off today.
Been out for breakfast, now just chilling. Sadly no plans for tonight…
I need more voice notes in my life. Not necessarily classically rude ones. Just the “thinking of you” ones, where there’s a bit of a story or just a compliment or something & their voice gets a bit excited. Woof. Does me in.
Oh I know exactly what you mean! I adore voice notes; I'd much rather someone conveyed their thoughts to me in an aurally pleasing way.
That excited tell? Yes. Love it. I think I'm over smutty ones for the next ten minutes, if you need a complimentary/ Tiggeresque one let me know. "
I always feel mildly guilty because I don’t return them… as we all probably know by now - I’m not confident in my “aural” delights…
Ooooh that would be lovely  . But - save it until one of the days where I post something that you like. Then instead of typing me a reply I can have a genuinely excited meaningful voice reply  . I would love that. |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"At some point, I may be shoulder deep in a cows ass.
Calving season.
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It sounds... messy? But rewarding. And also so adorable. When you're past the shoulder deep in a cow's ass part.  |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Club tonight. Sleep tomorrow. Then some decorating.
Rock and roll lifestyle me..... 
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Oh are you going to Xtasia? You are rock and roll, no one can say otherwise.
I've not been for years. Not since meeting the fiancé. I'm tempted to go to their content creation event - are you creating content if it's just for fap material? |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Club tonight. Sleep tomorrow. Then some decorating.
Rock and roll lifestyle me.....
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Oh are you going to Xtasia? You are rock and roll, no one can say otherwise.
I've not been for years. Not since meeting the fiancé. I'm tempted to go to their content creation event - are you creating content if it's just for fap material? "
Yep. A round trip so 4 hours of driving for a max of 7 hours of fun. But it's always worth it.
And ooh - dont know when that is. I shall quiz Paul on that tonight. Any excuse to dust off the camera........
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"2/3!
I’ll be fapping along to beautiful words that are electrify my soul via the fast track route through my vagina whilst listening to Lanas crooning and wearing my unwashed dressing gown. "
I think you're great.
I'm also prepared to break into your house and find it and destroy it.
Fast track route through your vagina though.
It's almost the summer. Are you feeling that chaotic dating/fucking energy yet? |
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By *tar80sWoman
over a year ago
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"At some point, I may be shoulder deep in a cows ass.
Calving season.
Have you got alarm thingys on their tails? Or are you just wandering around the sheds checking by eye?"
Modern day cows check themselves in, silly.
And yes Meli - its messy, its tough, but rewarding.
Thank your farmers!
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"2/3!
I’ll be fapping along to beautiful words that are electrify my soul via the fast track route through my vagina whilst listening to Lanas crooning and wearing my unwashed dressing gown.
I think you're great.
I'm also prepared to break into your house and find it and destroy it.
Fast track route through your vagina though.
It's almost the summer. Are you feeling that chaotic dating/fucking energy yet? "
You’d have to pry it off my cold yet somehow sweaty dead body.
I’m getting there. My vagina is starting to come back to life and will be looking for victims soon enough. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve been off today, off tomorrow. Might take the pooches out for the day tomorrow. Then working all day Sunday to distract myself from the worst day of the year  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing smutty planned, just want to have a huge lie in after a busy week, do the food shopping, buy some Krispy Kreme doughnuts and order a takeaway while watching a film that doesn't have to be particularly great. I can't wait!  |
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