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Forgive me fabbers for I have sinned.
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No, I haven’t sent an unsolicited dick pic, well not for years, that didn’t work out well, the vicar is still having palpitations.
No dear congregation, last night whilst hunkered down to watch the Apprentice wearing what people call lounge wear but is actually pyjamas, I ran out of wine, now here’s the sin.
I threw on a hoody went to the off license in my PJs and bought a bottle of wine and a big bag of crisps. Forgive me.
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"Don't sweat it a few years back partly from a dare by my then gf I went the shop wearing a tiger onsie and a hood the girl in the shop laughed at the tail on the onsie"
You’re number 1, you’re a tiger.
Although a dare, you were actually in possession of said onesie.  |
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"No, I haven’t sent an unsolicited dick pic, well not for years, that didn’t work out well, the vicar is still having palpitations.
No dear congregation, last night whilst hunkered down to watch the Apprentice wearing what people call lounge wear but is actually pyjamas, I ran out of wine, now here’s the sin.
I threw on a hoody went to the off license in my PJs and bought a bottle of wine and a big bag of crisps. Forgive me.
Do you have anything to confess?
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I went to asda last weekend wearing my oodie and marvel pyjama bottoms for milk |
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"No, I haven’t sent an unsolicited dick pic, well not for years, that didn’t work out well, the vicar is still having palpitations.
No dear congregation, last night whilst hunkered down to watch the Apprentice wearing what people call lounge wear but is actually pyjamas, I ran out of wine, now here’s the sin.
I threw on a hoody went to the off license in my PJs and bought a bottle of wine and a big bag of crisps. Forgive me.
Do you have anything to confess?
I went to asda last weekend wearing my oodie and marvel pyjama bottoms for milk"
Sickening behaviour, at least you didn’t buy a box of Frosties to go with the milk.  |
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I sinned last night op. Had bathrooms to clean and laundry to sort - but instead I popped round to a local fb’s house for the first time in yonks - got almost licked to death by his young Rottweiler and had multiple orgasms when my Fb rogered me senseless.
If you happen to live next door to him - a thousand apologies.  |
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"I sinned last night op. Had bathrooms to clean and laundry to sort - but instead I popped round to a local fb’s house for the first time in yonks - got almost licked to death by his young Rottweiler and had multiple orgasms when my Fb rogered me senseless.
If you happen to live next door to him - a thousand apologies. "
I think you should actually get a commendation for that. |
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"I sinned last night op. Had bathrooms to clean and laundry to sort - but instead I popped round to a local fb’s house for the first time in yonks - got almost licked to death by his young Rottweiler and had multiple orgasms when my Fb rogered me senseless.
If you happen to live next door to him - a thousand apologies.
I think you should actually get a commendation for that. "
I’d settle for a repeat performance in the not too distant future. He’s not as readily available as I’d like. How very dare men not offer their penis to the fairer sex as and when required?  |
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"I sinned last night op. Had bathrooms to clean and laundry to sort - but instead I popped round to a local fb’s house for the first time in yonks - got almost licked to death by his young Rottweiler and had multiple orgasms when my Fb rogered me senseless.
If you happen to live next door to him - a thousand apologies.
I think you should actually get a commendation for that.
I’d settle for a repeat performance in the not too distant future. He’s not as readily available as I’d like. How very dare men not offer their penis to the fairer sex as and when required? "
Common issue !  |
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"I sinned last night op. Had bathrooms to clean and laundry to sort - but instead I popped round to a local fb’s house for the first time in yonks - got almost licked to death by his young Rottweiler and had multiple orgasms when my Fb rogered me senseless.
If you happen to live next door to him - a thousand apologies.
I think you should actually get a commendation for that.
I’d settle for a repeat performance in the not too distant future. He’s not as readily available as I’d like. How very dare men not offer their penis to the fairer sex as and when required?
Common issue ! "
Outrageous. There should be a complaints procedure for this! Mods - is there one? |
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"Sinful heads up in advance - I'm buying a heap of cheese, accoutrements & red wine for later! "
Damn that sounds good. Add pate, red grapes, olives, various flatbreads and dipping oils and I’m most definitely in.
All the above will blast my current attempts to lose weight out of the water - but some things are most definitely worth it! |
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I ate cornflakes with a fork this morning because I was so tired I picked up the wrong utensil, and the kitchen was too far a pilgrimage to warrant the switch |
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"No, I haven’t sent an unsolicited dick pic, well not for years, that didn’t work out well, the vicar is still having palpitations.
No dear congregation, last night whilst hunkered down to watch the Apprentice wearing what people call lounge wear but is actually pyjamas, I ran out of wine, now here’s the sin.
I threw on a hoody went to the off license in my PJs and bought a bottle of wine and a big bag of crisps. Forgive me.
Do you have anything to confess?
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You're forgiven my child |
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