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"Only when attached to an ankle chain. On the right leg.. Which is the left one of course. 
...in a shopping trolly in Tescos with a bunch of bananas on a Tuesday.."
NO, it was Tuesday evening's in Asda with a galaxy bar in your trolley if you were single, and Tescos with a multipack of chocolate (or a box) if you like sexual variety 
Come on viccie, basic stuff  |
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We had a huge one in our garden in the 70s so what's pampas grass got to do with anything apart from it's bloody good at cutting fingers and paper or am I being ignorant. |
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Thats just reminded me I helped my mum remove a massive pampas grass off her front garden when I was a teeny 
I know I have always looked at the stuff and though 'evil stuff' since so I will never have any on my gardens
Grass is in my mind, should be short and green, pref in the form of a lawn  |
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"NO, it was Tuesday evening's in Asda with a galaxy bar in your trolley if you were single, and Tescos with a multipack of chocolate (or a box) if you like sexual variety
Come on viccie, basic stuff "
Right lets get this straight... you have to be in Asda or Tesco, on a Tuesday, with a left leg in your trolley wearing an ankle chain with a pampas grass attached. with a Galaxy bar if your looking for a single or a box of chocolates if your up for variety Think we will stick to Fab and Swingers Clubs  |
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There is an elderly couple down the street where i live with a huge Pampas in their front garden and i often wonder lol.
As for ankle chains not sure about that as i haven't seen one on anyone since going to Ibiza and i live in Essex |
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"NO, it was Tuesday evening's in Asda with a galaxy bar in your trolley if you were single, and Tescos with a multipack of chocolate (or a box) if you like sexual variety
Come on viccie, basic stuff
Right lets get this straight... you have to be in Asda or Tesco, on a Tuesday, with a left leg in your trolley wearing an ankle chain with a pampas grass attached. with a Galaxy bar if your looking for a single or a box of chocolates if your up for variety Think we will stick to Fab and Swingers Clubs
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But but.... cant you make an exception for me. I'll even pay 
Ooh to be a single bloke eh?
To be fair, that would be pretty funny to watch admitted  |
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