I find there is something very erotic about getting your haircut by a gorgeous woman. My local barbers employs an amazing looking lady of Eastern European descent that cuts hair that I have a massive crush on.
I’m never organised enough to book an appointment and just rock up when I’m looking a bit bushy and unkempt. And every time I’ve got my fingers crossed I time it right to get her to cut mine and yet I always get the old boy who is great at cutting hair but is a bit brutal and has sausage fingers, plus there is only so much you can talk about Arsenal’s title challenge and Brexit.
Is this fate? Am I never destined to get my flowing (albeit slightly greying and receding) locks cut by this lovely lady?
Answers on the back of a tub of hair gel please… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to have the most simple haircut ever, a 3/2 short back and sides. Women hairdressers/barbers just couldn't do it. It probably offended their creative bent. |
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About twenty years ago there was a topless barbers operating in Paisley. A Bit Off the Top it was called.
No I never went there.
Got shut down by the Helen Lovejoys of this world. |
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Sorry dude, but if the guy is A1 at cutting your hair, stick with him. She might be good, she might also be shit. Are your thick, wavy licks worth the potential flirting? I don't think so. See it as a higher power looking out for you bro!  |
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A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, about 2 hours.'
The guy left.
A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.'
The guy left.
A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half.'
The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said, 'Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back.'
A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, 'So where does that guy go when he leaves?'
Bill looked up, with tears in his eyes and said, 'Your house.' |
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"A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, about 2 hours.'
The guy left.
A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.'
The guy left.
A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half.'
The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said, 'Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back.'
A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, 'So where does that guy go when he leaves?'
Bill looked up, with tears in his eyes and said, 'Your house.'"
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