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Dear gentlemen of the fora, the princes amongst the Fab diaspora...
Have you noticed how the womenfolk on here •always• encroach on the "men only" threads, without an ounce of shame or contrition?? 
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"Dear gentlemen of the fora, the princes amongst the Fab diaspora...
Have you noticed how the womenfolk on here •always• encroach on the "men only" threads, without an ounce of shame or contrition??
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How do we muzzle the repeat offenders? "
Gently? |
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"Dear gentlemen of the fora, the princes amongst the Fab diaspora...
Have you noticed how the womenfolk on here •always• encroach on the "men only" threads, without an ounce of shame or contrition??
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How do we muzzle the repeat offenders?
Gently?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely some form of gag or plug might work?"
Oversight there - forgot its in the Forum, so the typing is a problem.
Looks like it will have to be the handcuffs with arms pinned behind their backs, or the straight jacket. |
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"What proof do we have they are really women? They could be moonlighting on individual threads.  "
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We can ask each and every one of them to do a three-point turn in less than 15 manoeuvres. 
Would that be proof enough? |
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"What proof do we have they are really women? They could be moonlighting on individual threads.
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We can ask each and every one of them to do a three-point turn in less than 15 manoeuvres.
Would that be proof enough?"
I was thinking of taking down their credentials but whatever works best  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What proof do we have they are really women? They could be moonlighting on individual threads.
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We can ask each and every one of them to do a three-point turn in less than 15 manoeuvres.
Would that be proof enough?"
Simpler question is to ask them what is the purpose of the rear view mirror? |
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"Dear gentlemen of the fora, the princes amongst the Fab diaspora...
Have you noticed how the womenfolk on here •always• encroach on the "men only" threads, without an ounce of shame or contrition??
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How do we muzzle the repeat offenders? "
Respect OP.
Your bravery is admired, your belief is appreciated, your tenure on this planet may be short lived though.
Haha.
Enjoy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sneak up behind, put one hand over their mouth, the other can start undressing them. Kiss their neck, grind your hard dick into their arse cheeks, slip one hand into their knickers, turn them round and let them see the intent in your eyes.
BRB just off for a wank  |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
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"I find a good b&w pic usually makes them gasp and purse their lips if but only for a second or 2
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¹ or ² seconds is simply not l o n g enough! "
We could maybe try making a collage and seeing if that has the desired effect |
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"Sneak up behind, put one hand over their mouth, the other can start undressing them. Kiss their neck, grind your hard dick into their arse cheeks, slip one hand into their knickers, turn them round and let them see the intent in your eyes.
BRB just off for a wank "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sneak up behind, put one hand over their mouth, the other can start undressing them. Kiss their neck, grind your hard dick into their arse cheeks, slip one hand into their knickers, turn them round and let them see the intent in your eyes.
BRB just off for a wank "
Oh you tease  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear gentlemen of the fora, the princes amongst the Fab diaspora...
Have you noticed how the womenfolk on here •always• encroach on the "men only" threads, without an ounce of shame or contrition??
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How do we muzzle the repeat offenders? "
Those pesky women with ulterior motives |
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"Have you noticed how the womenfolk on here •always• encroach on the "men only" threads, without an ounce of shame or contrition??"
Yes. They do things like this …
"I find it hard to talk with a mouthful of cock so maybe that could work  "
I mean look at that example. Just look at it. Read it. Then look at her profile pic. Then read it again. Then go view her profile. And the video of her licking the tip of a dildo. Then come back here and read her rude interruption again. Your heart will melt as your cock hardens and it’s absolutely impossible to be mad at her. Dammit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you noticed how the womenfolk on here •always• encroach on the "men only" threads, without an ounce of shame or contrition??
Yes. They do things like this …
I find it hard to talk with a mouthful of cock so maybe that could work
I mean look at that example. Just look at it. Read it. Then look at her profile pic. Then read it again. Then go view her profile. And the video of her licking the tip of a dildo. Then come back here and read her rude interruption again. Your heart will melt as your cock hardens and it’s absolutely impossible to be mad at her. Dammit."
I seem to have come over all shy all of a sudden  |
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"Sneak up behind, put one hand over their mouth, the other can start undressing them. Kiss their neck, grind your hard dick into their arse cheeks, slip one hand into their knickers, turn them round and let them see the intent in your eyes.
BRB just off for a wank "
This post was worth the rule breaking  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear gentlemen of the fora, the princes amongst the Fab diaspora...
Have you noticed how the womenfolk on here •always• encroach on the "men only" threads, without an ounce of shame or contrition??
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How do we muzzle the repeat offenders? "
Repeat offenders
Should be sent dick pics off all the fab fora males |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sneak up behind, put one hand over their mouth, the other can start undressing them. Kiss their neck, grind your hard dick into their arse cheeks, slip one hand into their knickers, turn them round and let them see the intent in your eyes.
BRB just off for a wank "
How could you know what I dreamt of last night...? |
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"Dear gentlemen of the fora, the princes amongst the Fab diaspora...
Have you noticed how the womenfolk on here •always• encroach on the "men only" threads, without an ounce of shame or contrition??
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How do we muzzle the repeat offenders? "
Well if I was being harsh, I’d say they are clearly not providing enough complementary handjobs to the men folk of fab, leaving them free to type their enlightening thoughts.
But they would simply respond by saying we need to up our game to distract them with mind blowing organisms.
The reality is we barge in on their ladies only threads (and the strict ladies only social threads with bargaining!!) and, let’s be honest here, fab forum men all adore the cheeky ribbing.
Ladies - i am your champion!!
You. Are. Welcome. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sneak up behind, put one hand over their mouth, the other can start undressing them. Kiss their neck, grind your hard dick into their arse cheeks, slip one hand into their knickers, turn them round and let them see the intent in your eyes.
BRB just off for a wank
This post was worth the rule breaking "
Especially for you  |
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By *host63Man
over a year ago
Bedfont Feltham |
Because while they hate men looking at women only forums. Their sense of entitlemen thinks the same rules don't apply to them.
We mem know this and have learned to roll our eyes, shrug our shoulders, smile, and let them indulge themselves. |
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"They are cunning yet obvious, they clearly know our weaknesses, we must steel ourselves against being visually seduced "
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And therein lies the problem: they scan their evil êyês across the male anatomy, seeking the chinks in our armour. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I seem to have come over all shy all of a sudden
Tell you what: Let me come all over you and we’ll call it even. "
Well I mean with an offer like that how could I refuse |
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"Dear gentlemen of the fora, the princes amongst the Fab diaspora...
Have you noticed how the womenfolk on here •always• encroach on the "men only" threads, without an ounce of shame or contrition??
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How do we muzzle the repeat offenders? "
Consensually. |
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"Sneak up behind, put one hand over their mouth, the other can start undressing them. Kiss their neck, grind your hard dick into their arse cheeks, slip one hand into their knickers, turn them round and let them see the intent in your eyes.
BRB just off for a wank
This post was worth the rule breaking
Especially for you "
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"Sneak up behind, put one hand over their mouth, the other can start undressing them. Kiss their neck, grind your hard dick into their arse cheeks, slip one hand into their knickers, turn them round and let them see the intent in your eyes.
BRB just off for a wank "
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Gööd Afternoon Chicken555!! You are this thread's F¹rst "woman" poster**! We all knew you'd be the first one to buckle under pressure and encroach without reproach! Is all well in Tunbridge Hells?
[** We can disregard Cookie; she's one of the boys ] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sneak up behind, put one hand over their mouth, the other can start undressing them. Kiss their neck, grind your hard dick into their arse cheeks, slip one hand into their knickers, turn them round and let them see the intent in your eyes.
BRB just off for a wank
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Gööd Afternoon Chicken555!! You are this thread's F¹rst "woman" poster**! We all knew you'd be the first one to buckle under pressure and encroach without reproach! Is all well in Tunbridge Hells?
[** We can disregard Cookie; she's one of the boys ]"
Woohoo! What do I win? Copious amounts of dick pics? |
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"Sneak up behind, put one hand over their mouth, the other can start undressing them. Kiss their neck, grind your hard dick into their arse cheeks, slip one hand into their knickers, turn them round and let them see the intent in your eyes.
BRB just off for a wank
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Gööd Afternoon Chicken555!! You are this thread's F¹rst "woman" poster**! We all knew you'd be the first one to buckle under pressure and encroach without reproach! Is all well in Tunbridge Hells?
[** We can disregard Cookie; she's one of the boys ]
Woohoo! What do I win? Copious amounts of dick pics? "
Dammit - if only I could find mine! I put the little bastard down last night and now I can’t find him again.
When I do, I’ll be sure to flood your inbox. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear gentlemen of the fora, the princes amongst the Fab diaspora...
Have you noticed how the womenfolk on here •always• encroach on the "men only" threads, without an ounce of shame or contrition??
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How do we muzzle the repeat offenders? "
My first thought was like them up and spank bottoms. Some might enjoy this too much |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What proof do we have they are really women? They could be moonlighting on individual threads.
It's true. I am actually a bloke "
Yep, this 6 pack stomach i have i spray paint over to get it to 16, also it's the real reason why I have hairy legs lol |
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"What proof do we have they are really women? They could be moonlighting on individual threads.
It's true. I am actually a bloke
Yep, this 6 pack stomach i have i spray paint over to get it to 16, also it's the real reason why I have hairy legs lol "
There is a real bloke on this account, but I'm not he |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"I have a few belts to restrain a few but I'm going to need support to tackle them all and also people to feed them a couple of times a day because we don't want them getting grouchy "
You see its this type of comment that draws us women in, Piscean dream talking about restraints and food, you bring it on yourselves creating images like that! |
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"I have a few belts to restrain a few but I'm going to need support to tackle them all and also people to feed them a couple of times a day because we don't want them getting grouchy
You see its this type of comment that draws us women in, Piscean dream talking about restraints and food, you bring it on yourselves creating images like that! "
I'm not even sorry |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Dear gentlemen of the fora, the princes amongst the Fab diaspora...
Have you noticed how the womenfolk on here •always• encroach on the "men only" threads, without an ounce of shame or contrition??
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How do we muzzle the repeat offenders? "
Nero, you never learn.....
Double Dipper has no shame.... |
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"Dear gentlemen of the fora, the princes amongst the Fab diaspora...
Have you noticed how the womenfolk on here •always• encroach on the "men only" threads, without an ounce of shame or contrition??
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How do we muzzle the repeat offenders?
Nero, you never learn.....
Double Dipper has no shame...."
Double dipping is a special treat. |
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"Run a separate thread for a shoe sale? "
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Don't joke, fine sir! I've done this before: a heels thread, handbags, make up and skincare etc brought the women into the thread...
...and into my bed. |
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"What proof do we have they are really women? They could be moonlighting on individual threads.
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We can ask each and every one of them to do a three-point turn in less than 15 manoeuvres.
Would that be proof enough?
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Simpler question is to ask them what is the purpose of the rear view mirror?..."
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...For the application of expensive Mascara! |
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"Be honest Nero, you just wanted an excuse to use the muted emoji, didn’t you?"
I’m clearly rubbish at the emoji thing - other than the listed ones I only remember the  one.
I think it’d be great to have more male friendship groups on fab though. Loads of forum ladies I know have made great friendships with other fab fems - but few males seem to have other really good male fab friends - which is a shame I think.
Sorry Nero - carry on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We all know the most insidious male profiles are really women fronting as men to catfish & lure the fab-gay/bi guys with their magical minges....
They just haven't met the right one yet  |
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"We all know the most insidious male profiles are really women fronting as men to catfish & lure the fab-gay/bi guys with their magical minges....
They just haven't met the right one yet "
Magical minge! I’m stealing that! |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Be honest Nero, you just wanted an excuse to use the muted emoji, didn’t you?
I’m clearly rubbish at the emoji thing - other than the listed ones I only remember the one.
I think it’d be great to have more male friendship groups on fab though. Loads of forum ladies I know have made great friendships with other fab fems - but few males seem to have other really good male fab friends - which is a shame I think.
Sorry Nero - carry on! "
For the most part, the numbers game works as a divide in a lot of cases. Competition. Wanting to be noticed above the others etc. Despite the whole swingers and casual multiple partners thing the situation of fab just enforces a divide between men, because of how it works. It won't apply the same intensity to all men but it is a big reason for lots.
That's not to say there can't be male friend groups on fab, there are. Plenty of them.
For me personally as I said elsewhere, I just get on better with women, easier and more comfortable talking to them and being in their company. That won't stop me interacting friendly with other men, but it's just not how my personality gravitates
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"How do we muzzle the repeat offenders?
"You wanna give this a try", punk?
Delivered Dirty Harry style...
Make my day..
It would be my pleasure.
Missed you Bird x "
And my pleasure too. Missed you too beautiful |
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"Be honest Nero, you just wanted an excuse to use the muted emoji, didn’t you?
I’m clearly rubbish at the emoji thing - other than the listed ones I only remember the one.
I think it’d be great to have more male friendship groups on fab though. Loads of forum ladies I know have made great friendships with other fab fems - but few males seem to have other really good male fab friends - which is a shame I think.
Sorry Nero - carry on!
For the most part, the numbers game works as a divide in a lot of cases. Competition. Wanting to be noticed above the others etc. Despite the whole swingers and casual multiple partners thing the situation of fab just enforces a divide between men, because of how it works. It won't apply the same intensity to all men but it is a big reason for lots.
That's not to say there can't be male friend groups on fab, there are. Plenty of them.
For me personally as I said elsewhere, I just get on better with women, easier and more comfortable talking to them and being in their company. That won't stop me interacting friendly with other men, but it's just not how my personality gravitates
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I hear what you say about the competition between males being a possible barrier to friendships. I addressed that on Nero’s thread. You’re clearly a nice chap if lots of women like you as a friend. |
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"Be honest Nero, you just wanted an excuse to use the muted emoji, didn’t you?
I’m clearly rubbish at the emoji thing - other than the listed ones I only remember the one.
I think it’d be great to have more male friendship groups on fab though. Loads of forum ladies I know have made great friendships with other fab fems - but few males seem to have other really good male fab friends - which is a shame I think.
Sorry Nero - carry on! "
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