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By *hewankinman OP   Man  over a year ago

wales

Don’t forget guys, you get just one go at your opening line….. it needs to be spot on …… what is it?

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By *rder66Man  over a year ago

Tatooine

Hello, how are you

Dick pic attached.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

WUU2, im passing through F A F in my beaten up Passat, will bring cake though

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By *illynillyCouple  over a year ago

Wiltshire

Love to be balls deep in your dirt box

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ctrl + C

ctrl + V

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There’s nothing on tv. Do you wanna be?

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman  over a year ago

Midlothian


"There’s nothing on tv. Do you wanna be? "

Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There’s nothing on tv. Do you wanna be? "

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By *imply DeeWoman  over a year ago

Wherever

U cum bucket fuk now?

I must admit, gets me going every single time.

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By *evonrobMan  over a year ago

Kingsbridge

Not been having much luck with “Fancy a shag?”

Thinking I should delete shag insert “coffee” or “chat”

Lonesome ( and unsuccessful) Rob!

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By *lik and PaulCouple  over a year ago

Flagrante


"ctrl + C

ctrl + V

"

Thats about right

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Carlisle

Hey There you gorgeous cumgargling cock whore - fancy my cocksnot up your fartpipe?? … and a romantic walk on the beach!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ctrl + C

ctrl + V

Thats about right "

Glad someone got it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There’s nothing on tv. Do you wanna be? "

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West


"ctrl + C

ctrl + V

"

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By *ootyfruityCouple  over a year ago

andover

Asl??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If the profile pic or name turns me off it doesn't matter what the message says.

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By *ull English with teaMan  over a year ago

London

Hey how’s u?

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.

?

It's simple. Adds an element of intrigue, what could I be asking about? Always guarantees a reply. Why waste words when one punctuation says it all?

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By *r LickalotapussMan  over a year ago

Stansted Airport

Hi

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Carlisle


"?

It's simple. Adds an element of intrigue, what could I be asking about? Always guarantees a reply. Why waste words when one punctuation says it all?"

Is there a punctuation mark that says bend over let me pull your hair and spank your arse? Xx

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By *r LickalotapussMan  over a year ago

Stansted Airport


"Hi"

Hi (again)

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Hi"

Wuu2?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hi you,

I have noticed that you’ve noticed me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I know you are not looking for single guys, but ...

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By *ull English with teaMan  over a year ago

London


"I know you are not looking for single guys, but ..."

Haha. I know your profile says you are looking for BBC only over 6 foot tall. I’m a 5”6 white guy but…

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By *r LickalotapussMan  over a year ago

Stansted Airport


"Hi

Wuu2?"

Wanking in Asda toilets - U free now?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Hi

Wuu2?

Wanking in Asda toilets - U free now?"

I've had worse offers.

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By *valanche1001Man  over a year ago

Leeds

“I’m too lazy to have a wank and if I squint a bit your photos don’t look too bad, soooo …….”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Orite duck, fancy a brew? I'm skint, so it's your round.

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By *eard and BoobsCouple  over a year ago

Portstewart

Know what is on the menu tonight.... Me'n'u

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By *oulou77XXXWoman  over a year ago

BRACKNELL

[Removed by poster at 16/03/23 08:34:46]

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By *r LickalotapussMan  over a year ago

Stansted Airport


"Hi

Wuu2?

Wanking in Asda toilets - U free now?

I've had worse offers.

"

Sadly I don't doubt that.

I think people have lost the understanding that conversation is a journey of discovery, not just announcing a desired outcome.

(And a lack of manners in some people too.)

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By *oulou77XXXWoman  over a year ago

BRACKNELL


"If the profile pic or name turns me off it doesn't matter what the message says. "

This! 100%

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have you got a glass coffee table?

It went downhill from there

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hello, how are you

Dick pic attached. "

This worked

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"?

It's simple. Adds an element of intrigue, what could I be asking about? Always guarantees a reply. Why waste words when one punctuation says it all?"

Also worked

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Have you got a glass coffee table?

It went downhill from there"

Would work

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve got good news for you!, I’m interested.

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus

“Hello there”

Or

“Would you like a biscuit?”

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By *ozapperMan  over a year ago

Lancashire


"“Hello there”

Or

“Would you like a biscuit?”"

Get the biscuits, make them the GOOD biscuits!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[Clothes Removed by poster at 16/03/23 08:34:46]"

Sometime words are not even needed.

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By *essaMayWoman  over a year ago

Fairytale Wood

"I dreamt a dream! What can it mean?

And that I was a maiden Queen

Guarded by an Angel mild:

Witless woe was ne’er beguiled!"

Poem by William Blake,

My knickers quickly dissapeard. No guys, won't work again

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus


"“Hello there”

Or

“Would you like a biscuit?”

Get the biscuits, make them the GOOD biscuits!"

Only have Foxes Viennese biscuits so hopefully they will suffice

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Do you like Haribo? If so, FAF

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