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King Leopold II of Belgium
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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This brave king is credited with killing the last wolf on Belgium soil in 1890. Now, they are back and numbers by self appointed experts are said to be as high as 20. Although they mainly have been eating deer and the dangerous wild boar they have been attacking sheep also. Luckily, this government is taking a hardline approach to this wolf expansion. One thing to thank the Tories for. God only knows what Corbyn and his cronies would have done.
Although this is all over the news it's just an information piece really. Although the famed King Leopold a national hero Tom wonders if these animal types would attack his statue. |
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over a year ago
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Fit the sheeps with lasers. Not high powered killer lasers, obvs. Just strong enough to deter the lupine predators. That will protect the wooly space invaders without harming the noble Flemish canines. |
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"The things that live inside people's heads..
Wolves in Belgium yet that's still a reason to mention Corbyn..
He would of had a view on this.
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After he'd stopped laughing at the 'connection'..
What next Tom?
Outbreaks of locust's and Dianne Abbott?
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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"The things that live inside people's heads..
Wolves in Belgium yet that's still a reason to mention Corbyn..
He would of had a view on this.
After he'd stopped laughing at the 'connection'..
What next Tom?
Outbreaks of locust's and Dianne Abbott?
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This is all over the news and a big story in Belgium |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The things that live inside people's heads..
Wolves in Belgium yet that's still a reason to mention Corbyn..
He would of had a view on this.
After he'd stopped laughing at the 'connection'..
What next Tom?
Outbreaks of locust's and Dianne Abbott?
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It would be all over the news |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The things that live inside people's heads..
Wolves in Belgium yet that's still a reason to mention Corbyn..
He would of had a view on this.
After he'd stopped laughing at the 'connection'..
What next Tom?
Outbreaks of locust's and Dianne Abbott?
This is all over the news and a big story in Belgium "
Locusts are a big story in Belgium?
Or Dianne? |
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I also read the thing about wolves in Belgium however I suspect he's being antagonistic about the high regard for King leopard who was a piece of shit, brought about the deaths of millions in Congo and whose legacy caused the Rwandan genocide |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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"It's about wolves creeping back into Belgium.. evil buggers
Is Tom less of a fan of Belgium, Belgians or Wolves?
He seems to love sheep"
Tom loves nature but not those dangery buggers like wolves |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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"I also read the thing about wolves in Belgium however I suspect he's being antagonistic about the high regard for King leopard who was a piece of shit, brought about the deaths of millions in Congo and whose legacy caused the Rwandan genocide "
No. It's about the wolves |
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"It's about wolves creeping back into Belgium.. evil buggers
Is Tom less of a fan of Belgium, Belgians or Wolves?
He seems to love sheep
Tom loves nature but not those dangery buggers like wolves "
Wolves aren't dangerous.
Unless you are a weak and feeble imperialist sheep |
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"It's about wolves creeping back into Belgium.. evil buggers
Is Tom less of a fan of Belgium, Belgians or Wolves?
He seems to love sheep
Tom loves nature but not those dangery buggers like wolves "
You sure? i'm fairly positive that so far you've not been a fan of snakes, spiders, crocodiles, various dogs and Glaswegians |
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"It's about wolves creeping back into Belgium.. evil buggers
Is Tom less of a fan of Belgium, Belgians or Wolves?
He seems to love sheep
Tom loves nature but not those dangery buggers like wolves
You sure? i'm fairly positive that so far you've not been a fan of snakes, spiders, crocodiles, various dogs and Glaswegians "
And the French |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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"It's about wolves creeping back into Belgium.. evil buggers
Is Tom less of a fan of Belgium, Belgians or Wolves?
He seems to love sheep
Tom loves nature but not those dangery buggers like wolves
You sure? i'm fairly positive that so far you've not been a fan of snakes, spiders, crocodiles, various dogs and Glaswegians
And the French "
Not you again
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"It's about wolves creeping back into Belgium.. evil buggers
Is Tom less of a fan of Belgium, Belgians or Wolves?
He seems to love sheep
Tom loves nature but not those dangery buggers like wolves
You sure? i'm fairly positive that so far you've not been a fan of snakes, spiders, crocodiles, various dogs and Glaswegians
And the French
Not you again
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Who? We're in France |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"It's about wolves creeping back into Belgium.. evil buggers
Is Tom less of a fan of Belgium, Belgians or Wolves?
He seems to love sheep
Tom loves nature but not those dangery buggers like wolves
You sure? i'm fairly positive that so far you've not been a fan of snakes, spiders, crocodiles, various dogs and Glaswegians
And the French
Not you again
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Who? We're in France "
Enjoy you stay.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's all gone the holy grail, apart from the snakes, dogs, sharks, spiders and wolves..
Don't mention the shrubbery- vicious bugger....Toms no fan of topiary either
Ni!"
Flesh wound |
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"It's all gone the holy grail, apart from the snakes, dogs, sharks, spiders and wolves..
Don't mention the shrubbery- vicious bugger....Toms no fan of topiary either
Is that a euphemism "
No, Tom doesn't like those either...or any other instrument in the brass section |
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"It's all gone the holy grail, apart from the snakes, dogs, sharks, spiders and wolves..
Don't mention the shrubbery- vicious bugger....Toms no fan of topiary either
Is that a euphemism
No, Tom doesn't like those either...or any other instrument in the brass section "
Wonder where he stands on a penny whistle?
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
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"It's all gone the holy grail, apart from the snakes, dogs, sharks, spiders and wolves..
Don't mention the shrubbery- vicious bugger....Toms no fan of topiary either
Is that a euphemism
No, Tom doesn't like those either...or any other instrument in the brass section
Wonder where he stands on a penny whistle?
"
Standing on a penny whistle would flatten it |
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"It's all gone the holy grail, apart from the snakes, dogs, sharks, spiders and wolves..
Don't mention the shrubbery- vicious bugger....Toms no fan of topiary either
Is that a euphemism
No, Tom doesn't like those either...or any other instrument in the brass section
Wonder where he stands on a penny whistle?
Standing on a penny whistle would flatten it"
Carefully then.. |
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"It's all gone the holy grail, apart from the snakes, dogs, sharks, spiders and wolves..
Don't mention the shrubbery- vicious bugger....Toms no fan of topiary either
Is that a euphemism
No, Tom doesn't like those either...or any other instrument in the brass section
Wonder where he stands on a penny whistle?
"
Based on the usual standard of his posts, maybe we can show him somewhere to store it and introduce him to the farting thread for a little musical interlude? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's all gone the holy grail, apart from the snakes, dogs, sharks, spiders and wolves..
Don't mention the shrubbery- vicious bugger....Toms no fan of topiary either
Is that a euphemism
No, Tom doesn't like those either...or any other instrument in the brass section
Wonder where he stands on a penny whistle?
Based on the usual standard of his posts, maybe we can show him somewhere to store it and introduce him to the farting thread for a little musical interlude? "
Tom is an entertaining interlude. One shouldn't take his threads too seiously. Otherwise the forums are just "why can't I get a shag" and "How can I get pegged" |
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"It's all gone the holy grail, apart from the snakes, dogs, sharks, spiders and wolves..
Don't mention the shrubbery- vicious bugger....Toms no fan of topiary either
Is that a euphemism
No, Tom doesn't like those either...or any other instrument in the brass section
Wonder where he stands on a penny whistle?
Based on the usual standard of his posts, maybe we can show him somewhere to store it and introduce him to the farting thread for a little musical interlude? "
Toot toot parp.. |
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"It's all gone the holy grail, apart from the snakes, dogs, sharks, spiders and wolves..
Don't mention the shrubbery- vicious bugger....Toms no fan of topiary either
Is that a euphemism
No, Tom doesn't like those either...or any other instrument in the brass section
Wonder where he stands on a penny whistle?
Based on the usual standard of his posts, maybe we can show him somewhere to store it and introduce him to the farting thread for a little musical interlude?
Tom is an entertaining interlude. One shouldn't take his threads too seiously. Otherwise the forums are just "why can't I get a shag" and "How can I get pegged""
Don't worry, i never take Tom even slightly seriously....vicious bugger |
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