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Leftover custard part two
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Has it become sentient yet?
Probably got it’s own mortgage by now 
I hope it's paying rent to Grumpy"
He’s probably paying child support for its baby custard pots  |
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"Has it become sentient yet?
Probably got it’s own mortgage by now
I hope it's paying rent to Grumpy
He’s probably paying child support for its baby custard pots "
That brings up so many questions I don't want the answers to  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has it become sentient yet?
Probably got it’s own mortgage by now
I hope it's paying rent to Grumpy
He’s probably paying child support for its baby custard pots "
Are you implying that A) The custard is a woman and B) Grumpy fucked the custard?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has it become sentient yet?
Probably got it’s own mortgage by now
I hope it's paying rent to Grumpy
He’s probably paying child support for its baby custard pots
That brings up so many questions I don't want the answers to "
I got you covered, and I do want the answers   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Has it become sentient yet?
Probably got it’s own mortgage by now
I hope it's paying rent to Grumpy
He’s probably paying child support for its baby custard pots
Are you implying that A) The custard is a woman and B) Grumpy fucked the custard? "
I’m saying nothing except there are baby custards and someone put them there |
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"Has it become sentient yet?
Probably got it’s own mortgage by now
I hope it's paying rent to Grumpy
He’s probably paying child support for its baby custard pots
That brings up so many questions I don't want the answers to
I got you covered, and I do want the answers "
noooo  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Has it become sentient yet?
Probably got it’s own mortgage by now
I hope it's paying rent to Grumpy
He’s probably paying child support for its baby custard pots
That brings up so many questions I don't want the answers to
I got you covered, and I do want the answers "
Um I don’t know the actual mechanics of it tbh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right I’m going in with my own leftover custard! A mr Kipling apple pie and a sliced banana to keep it company "
Should the apple pie have its own thread? |
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"Erm .. Wtf
Welcome
I need personal compensation
It'll all go to your darling children Lumpy, Gloopy and Furry
Mouldy is on its way too "
There are still unanswered questions as to the parentage of these children.
No, I still don't want to know |
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"Who would win an IQ test?
Grumpy's custard or ChatGPT?
Rather Random but I'll go with my Custard as it must be sentient by now "
I hope you're looking after it, now it's proved it's immortal and will live in our minds forever  |
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"Who would win an IQ test?
Grumpy's custard or ChatGPT?
Rather Random but I'll go with my Custard as it must be sentient by now
I hope you're looking after it, now it's proved it's immortal and will live in our minds forever "
Eternal Fucking Custard I know  |
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"Who would win an IQ test?
Grumpy's custard or ChatGPT?
Rather Random but I'll go with my Custard as it must be sentient by now
I hope you're looking after it, now it's proved it's immortal and will live in our minds forever
Eternal Fucking Custard I know "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eternal Fucking Custard.
Unsure if this is a band name or a weird kink the (18+) kids these days are into."
Think it's the Latvian entry for Eurovision |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who would win an IQ test?
Grumpy's custard or ChatGPT?
Rather Random but I'll go with my Custard as it must be sentient by now
I hope you're looking after it, now it's proved it's immortal and will live in our minds forever
Eternal Fucking Custard I know "
Is that custard you can fuck that lives forever? |
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"Who would win an IQ test?
Grumpy's custard or ChatGPT?
Rather Random but I'll go with my Custard as it must be sentient by now
I hope you're looking after it, now it's proved it's immortal and will live in our minds forever
Eternal Fucking Custard I know
Is that custard you can fuck that lives forever?"
Marathon sex involving fur from the back of the fridge |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who would win an IQ test?
Grumpy's custard or ChatGPT?
Rather Random but I'll go with my Custard as it must be sentient by now
I hope you're looking after it, now it's proved it's immortal and will live in our minds forever
Eternal Fucking Custard I know
Is that custard you can fuck that lives forever?
Marathon sex involving fur from the back of the fridge"
I bet there’s a kink for that somewhere  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who would win an IQ test?
Grumpy's custard or ChatGPT?
Rather Random but I'll go with my Custard as it must be sentient by now
I hope you're looking after it, now it's proved it's immortal and will live in our minds forever
Eternal Fucking Custard I know
Is that custard you can fuck that lives forever?
Marathon sex involving fur from the back of the fridge
I bet there’s a kink for that somewhere "
Title for a new thread maybe..,? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who would win an IQ test?
Grumpy's custard or ChatGPT?
Rather Random but I'll go with my Custard as it must be sentient by now
I hope you're looking after it, now it's proved it's immortal and will live in our minds forever
Eternal Fucking Custard I know
Is that custard you can fuck that lives forever?
Marathon sex involving fur from the back of the fridge
I bet there’s a kink for that somewhere
Title for a new thread maybe..,?"
I’m not brave enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who would win an IQ test?
Grumpy's custard or ChatGPT?
Rather Random but I'll go with my Custard as it must be sentient by now
I hope you're looking after it, now it's proved it's immortal and will live in our minds forever
Eternal Fucking Custard I know
Is that custard you can fuck that lives forever?
Marathon sex involving fur from the back of the fridge
I bet there’s a kink for that somewhere
Title for a new thread maybe..,?
I’m not brave enough "
Me neither How about one on sweet fluffy animals or cheese? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who would win an IQ test?
Grumpy's custard or ChatGPT?
Rather Random but I'll go with my Custard as it must be sentient by now
I hope you're looking after it, now it's proved it's immortal and will live in our minds forever
Eternal Fucking Custard I know
Is that custard you can fuck that lives forever?
Marathon sex involving fur from the back of the fridge
I bet there’s a kink for that somewhere
Title for a new thread maybe..,?
I’m not brave enough
Me neither How about one on sweet fluffy animals or cheese? "
Now cheese I’ll be all over  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who would win an IQ test?
Grumpy's custard or ChatGPT?
Rather Random but I'll go with my Custard as it must be sentient by now
I hope you're looking after it, now it's proved it's immortal and will live in our minds forever
Eternal Fucking Custard I know
Is that custard you can fuck that lives forever?
Marathon sex involving fur from the back of the fridge
I bet there’s a kink for that somewhere
Title for a new thread maybe..,?
I’m not brave enough
Me neither How about one on sweet fluffy animals or cheese?
Now cheese I’ll be all over "
I did one a month or two ago called cheese board. I could try and find it and bump it. |
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"Who would win an IQ test?
Grumpy's custard or ChatGPT?
Rather Random but I'll go with my Custard as it must be sentient by now
I hope you're looking after it, now it's proved it's immortal and will live in our minds forever
Eternal Fucking Custard I know
Is that custard you can fuck that lives forever?
Marathon sex involving fur from the back of the fridge
I bet there’s a kink for that somewhere "
Bow chicka wow wow |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does it go with cheese?
Hmm. I’ll try it. For research purposes
Hopefully not Grumpy's vintage custard
No, I’ll get him to whip up a fresh batch
It will live forever "
As will his custardy offspring |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does it go with cheese?
Hmm. I’ll try it. For research purposes
Hopefully not Grumpy's vintage custard
No, I’ll get him to whip up a fresh batch
It will live forever
As will his custardy offspring "
His kids are in custody?
What did they do?! |
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"Does it go with cheese?
Hmm. I’ll try it. For research purposes
Hopefully not Grumpy's vintage custard
No, I’ll get him to whip up a fresh batch
It will live forever
As will his custardy offspring
His kids are in custody?
What did they do?!"
No no. He's custardy and so are his kids
(His father does not smell of elderberries) |
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"Does it go with cheese?
Hmm. I’ll try it. For research purposes
Hopefully not Grumpy's vintage custard
No, I’ll get him to whip up a fresh batch "
Is grumpy’s custard like the family sourdough? Does it have a starter from which all future custard is made? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does it go with cheese?
Hmm. I’ll try it. For research purposes
Hopefully not Grumpy's vintage custard
No, I’ll get him to whip up a fresh batch
It will live forever
As will his custardy offspring
His kids are in custody?
What did they do?!
No no. He's custardy and so are his kids
(His father does not smell of elderberries)"
Was his mother a hamster? |
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"Does it go with cheese?
Hmm. I’ll try it. For research purposes
Hopefully not Grumpy's vintage custard
No, I’ll get him to whip up a fresh batch
It will live forever
As will his custardy offspring
His kids are in custody?
What did they do?!
No no. He's custardy and so are his kids
(His father does not smell of elderberries)
Was his mother a hamster? "
Yes. It's my standard insult when I don't actually want to insult anyone. haha |
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"Did you hear about the guy with his cock in a bowl of custard?
When asked why - he said -
I am fucking dis-custard.
noooo. Grumpy's custard is pure.
Furry, but pure."
The last time I saw furry custard was many years ago - and it got dumped - culture not being my thing! |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"In honour of grumpy mcfucknugget
... it's a well known fetish by now, surely??! 
At this point it's less growing and more heading off to university "
...maybe even a doctorate  |
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"In honour of grumpy mcfucknugget
... it's a well known fetish by now, surely??!
At this point it's less growing and more heading off to university
...maybe even a doctorate "
Maybe the fuzz is the special hat like a mortar board |
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