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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'll never join one of those online dating services. I prefer to meet someone the old fashioned way.

Through alcohol and poor judgement.

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By *ornieandhotCouple  over a year ago

Peterborough

My wife said she would like to try swinging. I wish I knew how to tie a noose.

Lol I know it's bad

D x

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By *o-jCouple  over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

I walked into my dads bedroom and under the bed I saw a suit-case half open. My curiosity got the better off me so I opened the case in it was a leather mask, a leather cape, crutchless leather shorts and a leather whip...... . . . .

I couldn't fkin believe it....

my dad. . . . . . ......

a super hero!!!

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By *ornieandhotCouple  over a year ago

Peterborough


"I walked into my dads bedroom and under the bed I saw a suit-case half open. My curiosity got the better off me so I opened the case in it was a leather mask, a leather cape, crutchless leather shorts and a leather whip...... . . . .

I couldn't fkin believe it....

my dad. . . . . . ......

a super hero!!!

Hehe made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What's white and black and really cool?

A fridge with a leather jacket

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By *ornieandhotCouple  over a year ago

Peterborough


"What's white and black and really cool?

A fridge with a leather jacket "

Lol that's worse than mine hehe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

nice to see different ones from usual xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What's white wears checky trousers and hangs out in the woods??

Rupert the fridge

Is that any better. Haha

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By *r mrs pCouple  over a year ago

taunton


"I walked into my dads bedroom and under the bed I saw a suit-case half open. My curiosity got the better off me so I opened the case in it was a leather mask, a leather cape, crutchless leather shorts and a leather whip...... . . . .

I couldn't fkin believe it....

my dad. . . . . . ......

a super hero!!!

Lol

"

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By *amslam1000Man  over a year ago

willenhall

what wears a cammo jacket and a red hat and if it jups out of a tree will kill you?

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Harry the Para fridge

boom boom

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By *amslam1000Man  over a year ago

willenhall

what doe you call a blind dear in the woods?

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No idea

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what do you call a blind dear with no legs in the woods?

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still no idea

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what do yoy cal a blind dear with no legs having sex in the woods?

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still no fucking idea

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"what wears a cammo jacket and a red hat and if it jups out of a tree will kill you?

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Harry the Para fridge

boom boom "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

why did the monkey fall out of the tree????

because someone threw a fridge at it

no monkeys were hurt making this joke!!!

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By *ornieandhotCouple  over a year ago

Peterborough


"why did the monkey fall out of the tree????

because someone threw a fridge at it

no monkeys were hurt making this joke!!!"

Beginning to think you might have a thing for fridges lol

D x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"why did the monkey fall out of the tree????

because someone threw a fridge at it

no monkeys were hurt making this joke!!!

Beginning to think you might have a thing for fridges lol

D x"

If he likes something that is cold, white and without personality, I can give him my ex-wifes phone number!

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By *ornieandhotCouple  over a year ago

Peterborough


"why did the monkey fall out of the tree????

because someone threw a fridge at it

no monkeys were hurt making this joke!!!

Beginning to think you might have a thing for fridges lol

D x

If he likes something that is cold, white and without personality, I can give him my ex-wifes phone number! "

Oh that made me giggle lol

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