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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'll go put kettle on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh god

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh god "

Don't panic, my humour has no boundaries

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am here for whoever doesn't fancy tea

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Depends on the fugly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll get everyone tea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yea why not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd rather fuck a fugly, the tea would burn my penis

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"I am here for whoever doesn't fancy tea"

I'd happily choose you over tea

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

I came here to drink tea fuck fuglies

And I've just finished my tea (dramatically throws empty mug aside)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am here for whoever doesn't fancy tea

I'd happily choose you over tea

And THAT, ladies theydies and gentlemen, is how to fish for compliments!

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS over a year ago

Sexville

Depends on the quality of the tea and who is making it?

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By *orksRockerMan over a year ago

Bradford

Wtf

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Depends on the quality of the tea and who is making it? "

Me and my tea is shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Depends on the quality of the tea and who is making it?

Me and my tea is shit

Looks like your chances just improved

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS over a year ago

Sexville

"Depends on the quality of the tea and who is making it?

Me and my tea is shit

I’ll take a fugly then… volunteer?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Depends on the quality of the tea and who is making it?

Me and my tea is shit

I’ll take a fugly then… volunteer? "

See? Told ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Depends on the quality of the tea and who is making it?

Me and my tea is shit

I’ll take a fugly then… volunteer?

See? Told ya"

I'm just the tea maker, not the fugly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tetleys is the fugly of the tea world.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Depends....if it's not Yorkshire Gold, I'll go with the fugly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tetleys is the fugly of the tea world."

Hence PG tips...as voted for by Chimps

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By *DW1983Man over a year ago

Blackpool, Aberdeen, Leeds, Sheffield

Tea. Always tea.

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By *agerMorganMan over a year ago

Canvey Island

Depends. Will the tea on offer be the same colour as he-man?

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tea for me treacle and no sugar, I'm sweet enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Knob!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't stand tea so it's an easy choice.

Even if I liked tea, still an easy choice.

But what if the so called fugly chooses tea over you?

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'll fuck Tea Monkey thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll fuck Tea Monkey thanks

Or anyone else with T in their profile name? Maybe?

#Askingforafreind

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll fuck Tea Monkey thanks

Or anyone else with T in their profile name? Maybe?

#Askingforafreind"

But there's no T in Mr Rickshawed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll fuck Tea Monkey thanks

Or anyone else with T in their profile name? Maybe?

#Askingforafreind

But there's no T in Mr Rickshawed

Wise words

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Can I fuck a fugly AND have tea? Earl Grey, please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I fuck a fugly AND have tea? Earl Grey, please. "

You can I suppose, that's an option I didn't consider

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will go for a fugly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is teabagging a compromise

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is teabagging a compromise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is teabagging a compromise

Just asking like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How could you fuck tea? Or do you mean tea as in your evening meal? Like fucking a jacket potato with beans and cheese. In which case, I'd choose the fugly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How could you fuck tea? Or do you mean tea as in your evening meal? Like fucking a jacket potato with beans and cheese. In which case, I'd choose the fugly."

Sounds a bit “American Pie”

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is teabagging a compromise

Just asking like

But would certain "teabags" need tea flavouring to qualify as tea?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How could you fuck tea? Or do you mean tea as in your evening meal? Like fucking a jacket potato with beans and cheese. In which case, I'd choose the fugly."

I'm guessing you've over thought this?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is teabagging a compromise

Just asking like

But would certain "teabags" need tea flavouring to qualify as tea?

Good question, also do they need perforated “bags” … so many questions, so little time (unless we get a definitive answer before your thread hits 175

)

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By *ultured Gent16Man over a year ago

close.

Who am I to call anyone fugly.

Most people would possibly classify me as only just better looking than a PG Chimp Anyway…

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is teabagging a compromise

Just asking like

But would certain "teabags" need tea flavouring to qualify as tea?

Good question, also do they need perforated “bags” … so many questions, so little time (unless we get a definitive answer before your thread hits 175

) "

I'm more concerned the need for them to be pyramid shaped for better flavour if I'm honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who am I to call anyone fugly.

Most people would possibly classify me as only just better looking than a PG Chimp Anyway…"

I've found a relative

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By *ultured Gent16Man over a year ago

close.

"Who am I to call anyone fugly.

Most people would possibly classify me as only just better looking than a PG Chimp Anyway…

I've found a relative

I guess that evolution…

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

If I change my name to Earl Grey I might get lucky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who am I to call anyone fugly.

Most people would possibly classify me as only just better looking than a PG Chimp Anyway…

I've found a relative

I guess that evolution…

De-volution in my case

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is teabagging a compromise

Just asking like

But would certain "teabags" need tea flavouring to qualify as tea?

Good question, also do they need perforated “bags” … so many questions, so little time (unless we get a definitive answer before your thread hits 175

)

I'm more concerned the need for them to be pyramid shaped for better flavour if I'm honest

Therein lies a whole different yet fascinating debate

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By *ultured Gent16Man over a year ago

close.

"Who am I to call anyone fugly.

Most people would possibly classify me as only just better looking than a PG Chimp Anyway…

I've found a relative

I guess that evolution…

Just hang in there.

All apes are swingers really…

De-volution in my case

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is teabagging a compromise

Just asking like

But would certain "teabags" need tea flavouring to qualify as tea?

Good question, also do they need perforated “bags” … so many questions, so little time (unless we get a definitive answer before your thread hits 175

)

I'm more concerned the need for them to be pyramid shaped for better flavour if I'm honest

Therein lies a whole different yet fascinating debate

We in forum are all master debaters so be prepared to be fascinated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is teabagging a compromise

Just asking like

But would certain "teabags" need tea flavouring to qualify as tea?

Good question, also do they need perforated “bags” … so many questions, so little time (unless we get a definitive answer before your thread hits 175

)

I'm more concerned the need for them to be pyramid shaped for better flavour if I'm honest

Therein lies a whole different yet fascinating debate

We in forum are all master debaters so be prepared to be fascinated

I await with bated breath

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is teabagging a compromise

Just asking like

But would certain "teabags" need tea flavouring to qualify as tea?

Good question, also do they need perforated “bags” … so many questions, so little time (unless we get a definitive answer before your thread hits 175

)

I'm more concerned the need for them to be pyramid shaped for better flavour if I'm honest

Therein lies a whole different yet fascinating debate

We in forum are all master debaters so be prepared to be fascinated

I await with bated breath

You can get mouthwash for that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is teabagging a compromise

Just asking like

But would certain "teabags" need tea flavouring to qualify as tea?

Good question, also do they need perforated “bags” … so many questions, so little time (unless we get a definitive answer before your thread hits 175

)

I'm more concerned the need for them to be pyramid shaped for better flavour if I'm honest

Therein lies a whole different yet fascinating debate

We in forum are all master debaters so be prepared to be fascinated

I await with bated breath

You can get mouthwash for that

“Gargles”

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is teabagging a compromise

Just asking like

But would certain "teabags" need tea flavouring to qualify as tea?

Good question, also do they need perforated “bags” … so many questions, so little time (unless we get a definitive answer before your thread hits 175

)

I'm more concerned the need for them to be pyramid shaped for better flavour if I'm honest

Therein lies a whole different yet fascinating debate

We in forum are all master debaters so be prepared to be fascinated

I await with bated breath

You can get mouthwash for that

“Gargles”

Minty fresh perfect for teabagging moments

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is teabagging a compromise

Just asking like

But would certain "teabags" need tea flavouring to qualify as tea?

Good question, also do they need perforated “bags” … so many questions, so little time (unless we get a definitive answer before your thread hits 175

)

I'm more concerned the need for them to be pyramid shaped for better flavour if I'm honest

Therein lies a whole different yet fascinating debate

We in forum are all master debaters so be prepared to be fascinated

I await with bated breath

You can get mouthwash for that

“Gargles”

Minty fresh perfect for teabagging moments

A wee peppermint tea is very refreshing, have we wandered off topic though

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

What brand tea? Am I allowed to use a paper bag or turn the lights off? Can I pretend it's me but use a replica?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is teabagging a compromise

Just asking like

But would certain "teabags" need tea flavouring to qualify as tea?

Good question, also do they need perforated “bags” … so many questions, so little time (unless we get a definitive answer before your thread hits 175

)

I'm more concerned the need for them to be pyramid shaped for better flavour if I'm honest

Therein lies a whole different yet fascinating debate

We in forum are all master debaters so be prepared to be fascinated

I await with bated breath

You can get mouthwash for that

“Gargles”

Minty fresh perfect for teabagging moments

A wee peppermint tea is very refreshing, have we wandered off topic though

Only slightly...still referenced tea. Peppermint tea is good for acid reflux too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What brand tea? Am I allowed to use a paper bag or turn the lights off? Can I pretend it's me but use a replica?

Turn lights off ... We can leave room then

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

I didn’t realise that was the only choices

I thought I was doing well with tea meets

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I didn’t realise that was the only choices

I thought I was doing well with tea meets

I now hate myself for starting thread

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"What brand tea? Am I allowed to use a paper bag or turn the lights off? Can I pretend it's me but use a replica?

Tesco own brand

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Green tea please

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"What brand tea? Am I allowed to use a paper bag or turn the lights off? Can I pretend it's me but use a replica?

Tesco own brand

I'll make it really milky

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Green tea please

Eco friendly as packaged by Greta Thunberg

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What brand tea? Am I allowed to use a paper bag or turn the lights off? Can I pretend it's me but use a replica?

Tesco own brand

I'll make it really milky

Cream goes in coffee!!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"If I change my name to Earl Grey I might get lucky. "

Are you the Earl Grey I requested?

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"What brand tea? Am I allowed to use a paper bag or turn the lights off? Can I pretend it's me but use a replica?

Turn lights off ... We can leave room then

I didn't realise I had a ordinance

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By *he James gangCouple over a year ago

NEWTOWNABBEY

"Depends on the quality of the tea and who is making it?

Me and my tea is shit

Me and my tea are shit!

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"What brand tea? Am I allowed to use a paper bag or turn the lights off? Can I pretend it's me but use a replica?

Tesco own brand

I'll make it really milky

Cream goes in coffee!!"

What about cream tea though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What brand tea? Am I allowed to use a paper bag or turn the lights off? Can I pretend it's me but use a replica?

Turn lights off ... We can leave room then

I didn't realise I had a ordinance

Why would you need map reading in a dark room?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What brand tea? Am I allowed to use a paper bag or turn the lights off? Can I pretend it's me but use a replica?

Tesco own brand

I'll make it really milky

Cream goes in coffee!!

What about cream tea though?

You try first and report back with findings

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I change my name to Earl Grey I might get lucky.

Are you the Earl Grey I requested?

Well he's grey...but only in monochrome

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"What brand tea? Am I allowed to use a paper bag or turn the lights off? Can I pretend it's me but use a replica?

Tesco own brand

I'll make it really milky

Cream goes in coffee!!

What about cream tea though?

You try first and report back with findings"

I'm sure it can't be that bad in tea, I don't drink tea much though

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"If I change my name to Earl Grey I might get lucky.

Are you the Earl Grey I requested?

Well he's grey...but only in monochrome

As I'm in monochrome too, we match up pretty well. I hope he's infused with plenty of bergamot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What brand tea? Am I allowed to use a paper bag or turn the lights off? Can I pretend it's me but use a replica?

Tesco own brand

I'll make it really milky

Cream goes in coffee!!

What about cream tea though?

You try first and report back with findings

I'm sure it can't be that bad in tea, I don't drink tea much though "

One the terrible idea scale it's only one twitter away from being Gary Lineker

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"What brand tea? Am I allowed to use a paper bag or turn the lights off? Can I pretend it's me but use a replica?

Turn lights off ... We can leave room then

I didn't realise I had a ordinance

Why would you need map reading in a dark room?"

I don't recall any time I've needed map reading for tea or sex

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By *ornyhappyCouple over a year ago

perth

I love a cup of tea right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What brand tea? Am I allowed to use a paper bag or turn the lights off? Can I pretend it's me but use a replica?

Turn lights off ... We can leave room then

I didn't realise I had a ordinance

Why would you need map reading in a dark room?

I don't recall any time I've needed map reading for tea or sex

I'm literally speechless

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"What brand tea? Am I allowed to use a paper bag or turn the lights off? Can I pretend it's me but use a replica?

Tesco own brand

I'll make it really milky

Cream goes in coffee!!

What about cream tea though?

You try first and report back with findings

I'm sure it can't be that bad in tea, I don't drink tea much though

One the terrible idea scale it's only one twitter away from being Gary Lineker "

I still don't even know what he said

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"What brand tea? Am I allowed to use a paper bag or turn the lights off? Can I pretend it's me but use a replica?

Turn lights off ... We can leave room then

I didn't realise I had a ordinance

Why would you need map reading in a dark room?

I don't recall any time I've needed map reading for tea or sex

I'm literally speechless "

I have that effect on some people

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What brand tea? Am I allowed to use a paper bag or turn the lights off? Can I pretend it's me but use a replica?

Tesco own brand

I'll make it really milky

Cream goes in coffee!!

What about cream tea though?

You try first and report back with findings

I'm sure it can't be that bad in tea, I don't drink tea much though

One the terrible idea scale it's only one twitter away from being Gary Lineker

I still don't even know what he said "

It was non impartial to tea and fuglies

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"What brand tea? Am I allowed to use a paper bag or turn the lights off? Can I pretend it's me but use a replica?

Turn lights off ... We can leave room then

I didn't realise I had a ordinance

Why would you need map reading in a dark room?

I don't recall any time I've needed map reading for tea or sex

I'm literally speechless

I have that effect on some people "

Oh, I just realised I wrote ordinance instead of audience

They aren't even close

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"What brand tea? Am I allowed to use a paper bag or turn the lights off? Can I pretend it's me but use a replica?

Tesco own brand

I'll make it really milky

Cream goes in coffee!!

What about cream tea though?

You try first and report back with findings

I'm sure it can't be that bad in tea, I don't drink tea much though

One the terrible idea scale it's only one twitter away from being Gary Lineker

I still don't even know what he said

It was non impartial to tea and fuglies "

I reckon he likes tea with his crisps

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What brand tea? Am I allowed to use a paper bag or turn the lights off? Can I pretend it's me but use a replica?

Turn lights off ... We can leave room then

I didn't realise I had a ordinance

Why would you need map reading in a dark room?

I don't recall any time I've needed map reading for tea or sex

I'm literally speechless

I have that effect on some people

Oh, I just realised I wrote ordinance instead of audience

They aren't even close

Finally!!

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"What brand tea? Am I allowed to use a paper bag or turn the lights off? Can I pretend it's me but use a replica?

Turn lights off ... We can leave room then

I didn't realise I had a ordinance

Why would you need map reading in a dark room?

I don't recall any time I've needed map reading for tea or sex

I'm literally speechless

I have that effect on some people

Oh, I just realised I wrote ordinance instead of audience

They aren't even close

Finally!!

I've had a hard day and not in a good way

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What brand tea? Am I allowed to use a paper bag or turn the lights off? Can I pretend it's me but use a replica?

Turn lights off ... We can leave room then

I didn't realise I had a ordinance

Why would you need map reading in a dark room?

I don't recall any time I've needed map reading for tea or sex

I'm literally speechless

I have that effect on some people

Oh, I just realised I wrote ordinance instead of audience

They aren't even close

Finally!!

I've had a hard day and not in a good way

I would offer sympathy but thy barrel is dry

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"What brand tea? Am I allowed to use a paper bag or turn the lights off? Can I pretend it's me but use a replica?

Tesco own brand

I'll make it really milky

I take mine black

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"What brand tea? Am I allowed to use a paper bag or turn the lights off? Can I pretend it's me but use a replica?

Turn lights off ... We can leave room then

I didn't realise I had a ordinance

Why would you need map reading in a dark room?

I don't recall any time I've needed map reading for tea or sex

I'm literally speechless

I have that effect on some people

Oh, I just realised I wrote ordinance instead of audience

They aren't even close

Finally!!

I've had a hard day and not in a good way

I would offer sympathy but thy barrel is dry

I'll live just, I'm going to struggle for a couple of weeks after unexpected expense today though

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"What brand tea? Am I allowed to use a paper bag or turn the lights off? Can I pretend it's me but use a replica?

Tesco own brand

I'll make it really milky

I take mine black

Black tea, absolutely minging

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"What brand tea? Am I allowed to use a paper bag or turn the lights off? Can I pretend it's me but use a replica?

Tesco own brand

I'll make it really milky

I take mine black

Black tea, absolutely minging

I do prefer green tea nowadays. I went black after discovering I was lactose intolerant in the pre-soya/oat/almond world that existed 10+ years ago and never got back in the milky habit.

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"What brand tea? Am I allowed to use a paper bag or turn the lights off? Can I pretend it's me but use a replica?

Tesco own brand

I'll make it really milky

I take mine black

Black tea, absolutely minging

I do prefer green tea nowadays. I went black after discovering I was lactose intolerant in the pre-soya/oat/almond world that existed 10+ years ago and never got back in the milky habit. "

You aren't saving yourself

I like coffee, tea makes me pee way too much.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

"If I change my name to Earl Grey I might get lucky.

Are you the Earl Grey I requested?

Well he's grey...but only in monochrome

As I'm in monochrome too, we match up pretty well. I hope he's infused with plenty of bergamot.

I am but I have idea how it got there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Being another fugly I am will enjoy another fugly more than Tea!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Defo fugly I'm no Picasso who am I 2 judge. Tea at the end to take taste out my mouth maybe

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By *host63Man over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

"I'll go put kettle on"

Everyone is entitled to a standard for men that standard is often much lower. Most would fuck an unattractive by conventional standards woman.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"If I change my name to Earl Grey I might get lucky.

Are you the Earl Grey I requested?

Well he's grey...but only in monochrome

As I'm in monochrome too, we match up pretty well. I hope he's infused with plenty of bergamot.

I am but I have idea how it got there.

I think a taste test is required. I'm going to need a big cup to fit you into, though.

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By *.T.Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Certified fugly here... I'll be scrolling back and winking at those who don't want tea!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Certified fugly here... I'll be scrolling back and winking at those who don't want tea!

Brilliant Tenacious D reference in your profile.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Don't mind me, just updating my hotlist for when I'm next gagging for it.

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By *.T.Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"Certified fugly here... I'll be scrolling back and winking at those who don't want tea!

Brilliant Tenacious D reference in your profile.

"
Thank ye kindly!

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By *.T.Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"Don't mind me, just updating my hotlist for when I'm next gagging for it."

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"Oh god

Don't panic, my humour has no boundaries

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am here for whoever doesn't fancy tea"

I quite fancy a TV as hot as tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am here for whoever doesn't fancy tea

I quite fancy a TV as hot as tea"

A TV dinner then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll go put kettle on"

Good. I’ll have a coffee.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I am here for whoever doesn't fancy tea

I quite fancy a TV as hot as tea

A TV dinner then

I'm amenable to being warmed up and eaten...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are we talking physically fugly or personality fugly?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am here for whoever doesn't fancy tea

I quite fancy a TV as hot as tea

A TV dinner then

I'm amenable to being warmed up and eaten...

In a microwave?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are we talking physically fugly or personality fugly? "

It's all about the tea, the fugly is secondary

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we talking physically fugly or personality fugly?

It's all about the tea, the fugly is secondary "

one sugar and plenty of milk please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are we talking physically fugly or personality fugly?

It's all about the tea, the fugly is secondary

one sugar and plenty of milk please

Don't ask me, ask the fugly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we talking physically fugly or personality fugly?

It's all about the tea, the fugly is secondary

one sugar and plenty of milk please

Don't ask me, ask the fugly

Oh fgs I don’t know the rules

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are we talking physically fugly or personality fugly?

It's all about the tea, the fugly is secondary

one sugar and plenty of milk please

Don't ask me, ask the fugly

Oh fgs I don’t know the rules

Nobody does, but never fear, here have a tea

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I am here for whoever doesn't fancy tea

I quite fancy a TV as hot as tea

A TV dinner then

I'm amenable to being warmed up and eaten...

In a microwave?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am here for whoever doesn't fancy tea

I quite fancy a TV as hot as tea

A TV dinner then

I'm amenable to being warmed up and eaten...

In a microwave?

Wait for the ding the jump out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we talking physically fugly or personality fugly?

It's all about the tea, the fugly is secondary

one sugar and plenty of milk please

Don't ask me, ask the fugly

Oh fgs I don’t know the rules

I’ll give you some rules. …

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we talking physically fugly or personality fugly?

It's all about the tea, the fugly is secondary

one sugar and plenty of milk please

Don't ask me, ask the fugly

Oh fgs I don’t know the rules

Nobody does, but never fear, here have a tea

Does that mean I’m a fugly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we talking physically fugly or personality fugly?

It's all about the tea, the fugly is secondary

one sugar and plenty of milk please

Don't ask me, ask the fugly

Oh fgs I don’t know the rules

I’ll give you some rules. …

Please do

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are we talking physically fugly or personality fugly?

It's all about the tea, the fugly is secondary

one sugar and plenty of milk please

Don't ask me, ask the fugly

Oh fgs I don’t know the rules

Nobody does, but never fear, here have a tea

Does that mean I’m a fugly

Nooooo, not unless you have intentions of self fuckery

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we talking physically fugly or personality fugly?

It's all about the tea, the fugly is secondary

one sugar and plenty of milk please

Don't ask me, ask the fugly

Oh fgs I don’t know the rules

Nobody does, but never fear, here have a tea

Does that mean I’m a fugly

Nooooo, not unless you have intentions of self fuckery

Well not tonight I don’t

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we talking physically fugly or personality fugly?

It's all about the tea, the fugly is secondary

one sugar and plenty of milk please

Don't ask me, ask the fugly

Oh fgs I don’t know the rules

I’ll give you some rules. …

Please do

Nice manners. There’s a good start.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I am here for whoever doesn't fancy tea

I quite fancy a TV as hot as tea

A TV dinner then

I'm amenable to being warmed up and eaten...

In a microwave?

Wait for the ding the jump out

And then I can be all steamy while I'm eaten on the sofa?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are we talking physically fugly or personality fugly?

It's all about the tea, the fugly is secondary

one sugar and plenty of milk please

Don't ask me, ask the fugly

Oh fgs I don’t know the rules

Nobody does, but never fear, here have a tea

Does that mean I’m a fugly

Nooooo, not unless you have intentions of self fuckery

Well not tonight I don’t

There's still time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am here for whoever doesn't fancy tea

I quite fancy a TV as hot as tea

A TV dinner then

I'm amenable to being warmed up and eaten...

In a microwave?

Wait for the ding the jump out

And then I can be all steamy while I'm eaten on the sofa?

Juices tend to leak out if left in microwave too long...so it'll only be your holes that'll be steamy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we talking physically fugly or personality fugly?

It's all about the tea, the fugly is secondary

one sugar and plenty of milk please

Don't ask me, ask the fugly

Oh fgs I don’t know the rules

I’ll give you some rules. …

Please do

Nice manners. There’s a good start.

Well they cost nothing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we talking physically fugly or personality fugly?

It's all about the tea, the fugly is secondary

one sugar and plenty of milk please

Don't ask me, ask the fugly

Oh fgs I don’t know the rules

Nobody does, but never fear, here have a tea

Does that mean I’m a fugly

Nooooo, not unless you have intentions of self fuckery

Well not tonight I don’t

There's still time

This is true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we talking physically fugly or personality fugly?

It's all about the tea, the fugly is secondary

one sugar and plenty of milk please

Don't ask me, ask the fugly

Oh fgs I don’t know the rules

I’ll give you some rules. …

Please do

Nice manners. There’s a good start.

Well they cost nothing

"
m

Even in this financial crisis?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we talking physically fugly or personality fugly?

It's all about the tea, the fugly is secondary

one sugar and plenty of milk please

Don't ask me, ask the fugly

Oh fgs I don’t know the rules

I’ll give you some rules. …

Please do

Nice manners. There’s a good start.

Well they cost nothing

Even in this financial crisis? "

Especially in this financial crisis, it’s the only thing I can give

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are we talking physically fugly or personality fugly?

It's all about the tea, the fugly is secondary

one sugar and plenty of milk please

Don't ask me, ask the fugly

Oh fgs I don’t know the rules

Nobody does, but never fear, here have a tea

Does that mean I’m a fugly

Nooooo, not unless you have intentions of self fuckery

Well not tonight I don’t

There's still time

This is true

It's is, but you can always ask a friend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

"If I change my name to Earl Grey I might get lucky.

Are you the Earl Grey I requested?

Well he's grey...but only in monochrome

As I'm in monochrome too, we match up pretty well. I hope he's infused with plenty of bergamot.

I am but I have idea how it got there.

I think a taste test is required. I'm going to need a big cup to fit you into, though.

The only cups I get into are fuckups.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"If I change my name to Earl Grey I might get lucky.

Are you the Earl Grey I requested?

Well he's grey...but only in monochrome

As I'm in monochrome too, we match up pretty well. I hope he's infused with plenty of bergamot.

I am but I have idea how it got there.

I think a taste test is required. I'm going to need a big cup to fit you into, though.

The only cups I get into are fuckups."

I like being on top when someone fucks up. Just saying.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I change my name to Earl Grey I might get lucky.

Are you the Earl Grey I requested?

Well he's grey...but only in monochrome

As I'm in monochrome too, we match up pretty well. I hope he's infused with plenty of bergamot.

I am but I have idea how it got there.

I think a taste test is required. I'm going to need a big cup to fit you into, though.

The only cups I get into are fuckups.

I like being on top when someone fucks up. Just saying."

Can you still be on top in zero gravity? Just asking

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By *olden PoleMan over a year ago

London

I have a question before I commit!

Are we talking morning tea or afternoon tea?

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By *ill1411Man over a year ago

Durham

I bloody hope so or I'm seriously out of luck.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"If I change my name to Earl Grey I might get lucky.

Are you the Earl Grey I requested?

Well he's grey...but only in monochrome

As I'm in monochrome too, we match up pretty well. I hope he's infused with plenty of bergamot.

I am but I have idea how it got there.

I think a taste test is required. I'm going to need a big cup to fit you into, though.

The only cups I get into are fuckups.

I like being on top when someone fucks up. Just saying.

Can you still be on top in zero gravity? Just asking

Hunni, I'm always on top.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a question before I commit!

Are we talking morning tea or afternoon tea?"

Just tea, time is a construct

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I have a question before I commit!

Are we talking morning tea or afternoon tea?"

Dont forget see you entea.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m fugly

No tea

Coffee please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I change my name to Earl Grey I might get lucky.

Are you the Earl Grey I requested?

Well he's grey...but only in monochrome

As I'm in monochrome too, we match up pretty well. I hope he's infused with plenty of bergamot.

I am but I have idea how it got there.

I think a taste test is required. I'm going to need a big cup to fit you into, though.

The only cups I get into are fuckups.

I like being on top when someone fucks up. Just saying.

Can you still be on top in zero gravity? Just asking

Hunni, I'm always on top.

But if you rolled over in zero g is it still classed as "on top"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m fugly

No tea

Coffee please

It's a caffeine free zone...tea or nowt

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By *MattyMan over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

Tea please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m fugly

No tea

Coffee please

It's a caffeine free zone...tea or nowt

Harsh but fair

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"If I change my name to Earl Grey I might get lucky.

Are you the Earl Grey I requested?

Well he's grey...but only in monochrome

As I'm in monochrome too, we match up pretty well. I hope he's infused with plenty of bergamot.

I am but I have idea how it got there.

I think a taste test is required. I'm going to need a big cup to fit you into, though.

The only cups I get into are fuckups.

I like being on top when someone fucks up. Just saying.

Can you still be on top in zero gravity? Just asking

Hunni, I'm always on top.

But if you rolled over in zero g is it still classed as "on top"

It might be classed as every which way but loose. It's still on top.

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By *yresMan over a year ago

Midland town

I'll have a red bush please, oh and no sugar!.....lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll have a red bush please, oh and no sugar!.....lol"

You want a ginger fugly? You'll be hard pushed to find one in here, all the Fab Reds are lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I change my name to Earl Grey I might get lucky.

Are you the Earl Grey I requested?

Well he's grey...but only in monochrome

As I'm in monochrome too, we match up pretty well. I hope he's infused with plenty of bergamot.

I am but I have idea how it got there.

I think a taste test is required. I'm going to need a big cup to fit you into, though.

The only cups I get into are fuckups.

I like being on top when someone fucks up. Just saying.

Can you still be on top in zero gravity? Just asking

Hunni, I'm always on top.

But if you rolled over in zero g is it still classed as "on top"

It might be classed as every which way but loose. It's still on top.

Well that cleared that up

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"If I change my name to Earl Grey I might get lucky.

Are you the Earl Grey I requested?

Well he's grey...but only in monochrome

As I'm in monochrome too, we match up pretty well. I hope he's infused with plenty of bergamot.

I am but I have idea how it got there.

I think a taste test is required. I'm going to need a big cup to fit you into, though.

The only cups I get into are fuckups.

I like being on top when someone fucks up. Just saying.

Can you still be on top in zero gravity? Just asking

Hunni, I'm always on top.

But if you rolled over in zero g is it still classed as "on top"

It might be classed as every which way but loose. It's still on top.

Well that cleared that up

Happy to be of service.

Happy to be serviced too, come to think of it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am here for whoever doesn't fancy tea

I quite fancy a TV as hot as tea

A TV dinner then

I'm amenable to being warmed up and eaten...

In a microwave?

Wait for the ding the jump out

And then I can be all steamy while I'm eaten on the sofa?

Juices tend to leak out if left in microwave too long...so it'll only be your holes that'll be steamy

What did I miss?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I change my name to Earl Grey I might get lucky.

Are you the Earl Grey I requested?

Well he's grey...but only in monochrome

As I'm in monochrome too, we match up pretty well. I hope he's infused with plenty of bergamot.

I am but I have idea how it got there.

I think a taste test is required. I'm going to need a big cup to fit you into, though.

The only cups I get into are fuckups.

I like being on top when someone fucks up. Just saying.

Can you still be on top in zero gravity? Just asking

Hunni, I'm always on top.

But if you rolled over in zero g is it still classed as "on top"

It might be classed as every which way but loose. It's still on top.

Well that cleared that up

Happy to be of service.

Happy to be serviced too, come to think of it.

But the tea is self service...it's not a bloody restaurant

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am here for whoever doesn't fancy tea

I quite fancy a TV as hot as tea

A TV dinner then

I'm amenable to being warmed up and eaten...

In a microwave?

Wait for the ding the jump out

And then I can be all steamy while I'm eaten on the sofa?

Juices tend to leak out if left in microwave too long...so it'll only be your holes that'll be steamy

What did I miss?

Dinner on the sofa by the looks of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am here for whoever doesn't fancy tea

I quite fancy a TV as hot as tea

A TV dinner then

I'm amenable to being warmed up and eaten...

In a microwave?

Wait for the ding the jump out

And then I can be all steamy while I'm eaten on the sofa?

Juices tend to leak out if left in microwave too long...so it'll only be your holes that'll be steamy

What did I miss?

Dinner on the sofa by the looks of it

As long as a towel was put down to catch any drips...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am here for whoever doesn't fancy tea

I quite fancy a TV as hot as tea

A TV dinner then

I'm amenable to being warmed up and eaten...

In a microwave?

Wait for the ding the jump out

And then I can be all steamy while I'm eaten on the sofa?

Juices tend to leak out if left in microwave too long...so it'll only be your holes that'll be steamy

What did I miss?

Dinner on the sofa by the looks of it

As long as a towel was put down to catch any drips..."

And there goes the tone of the thread

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By *esi_maverickMan over a year ago

Solihull

I’m fugly so I’ll have a tea please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m fugly so I’ll have a tea please "

Surely if you are you'd wait for the fuck?

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By *yresMan over a year ago

Midland town

"I'll have a red bush please, oh and no sugar!.....lol

You want a ginger fugly? You'll be hard pushed to find one in here, all the Fab Reds are lovely

"
oh yes!!....lol

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By *esi_maverickMan over a year ago

Solihull

"I’m fugly so I’ll have a tea please

Surely if you are you'd wait for the fuck?

One can always look forward to getting a fuck but one will never hold their breath

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m fugly so I’ll have a tea please

Surely if you are you'd wait for the fuck?

One can always look forward to getting a fuck but one will never hold their breath

One can do what one wants to do !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll get everyone tea

No sugar please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am here for whoever doesn't fancy tea

I quite fancy a TV as hot as tea

A TV dinner then

I'm amenable to being warmed up and eaten...

In a microwave?

Wait for the ding the jump out

And then I can be all steamy while I'm eaten on the sofa?

Juices tend to leak out if left in microwave too long...so it'll only be your holes that'll be steamy

What did I miss?

Dinner on the sofa by the looks of it

As long as a towel was put down to catch any drips...

And there goes the tone of the thread

Apologies, I should've went dirtier...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I am here for whoever doesn't fancy tea

I quite fancy a TV as hot as tea

A TV dinner then

I'm amenable to being warmed up and eaten...

In a microwave?

Wait for the ding the jump out

And then I can be all steamy while I'm eaten on the sofa?

Juices tend to leak out if left in microwave too long...so it'll only be your holes that'll be steamy

What did I miss?

Dinner on the sofa by the looks of it

As long as a towel was put down to catch any drips...

And there goes the tone of the thread

Apologies, I should've went dirtier...

Ooh yes please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am here for whoever doesn't fancy tea

I quite fancy a TV as hot as tea

A TV dinner then

I'm amenable to being warmed up and eaten...

In a microwave?

Wait for the ding the jump out

And then I can be all steamy while I'm eaten on the sofa?

Juices tend to leak out if left in microwave too long...so it'll only be your holes that'll be steamy

What did I miss?

Dinner on the sofa by the looks of it

As long as a towel was put down to catch any drips...

And there goes the tone of the thread

Apologies, I should've went dirtier...

Ooh yes please

Would you like the Cream of Sumyungguy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Strong Yorkshire tea definitely Gem

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll get everyone tea

Wonko, can i have coffee please?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I am here for whoever doesn't fancy tea

I quite fancy a TV as hot as tea

A TV dinner then

I'm amenable to being warmed up and eaten...

In a microwave?

Wait for the ding the jump out

And then I can be all steamy while I'm eaten on the sofa?

Juices tend to leak out if left in microwave too long...so it'll only be your holes that'll be steamy

What did I miss?

Dinner on the sofa by the looks of it

As long as a towel was put down to catch any drips...

And there goes the tone of the thread

Apologies, I should've went dirtier...

Ooh yes please

Would you like the Cream of Sumyungguy?"

Nahhhh, you'll do...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I apparently make a beautiful cuppa but I'd fuck a fugly... everyone needs a good fuck now and then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am here for whoever doesn't fancy tea

I quite fancy a TV as hot as tea

A TV dinner then

I'm amenable to being warmed up and eaten...

In a microwave?

Wait for the ding the jump out

And then I can be all steamy while I'm eaten on the sofa?

Juices tend to leak out if left in microwave too long...so it'll only be your holes that'll be steamy

What did I miss?

Dinner on the sofa by the looks of it

As long as a towel was put down to catch any drips...

And there goes the tone of the thread

Apologies, I should've went dirtier...

Ooh yes please

Would you like the Cream of Sumyungguy?

Nahhhh, you'll do...

Cream of some middle aged guy then?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I am here for whoever doesn't fancy tea

I quite fancy a TV as hot as tea

A TV dinner then

I'm amenable to being warmed up and eaten...

In a microwave?

Wait for the ding the jump out

And then I can be all steamy while I'm eaten on the sofa?

Juices tend to leak out if left in microwave too long...so it'll only be your holes that'll be steamy

What did I miss?

Dinner on the sofa by the looks of it

As long as a towel was put down to catch any drips...

And there goes the tone of the thread

Apologies, I should've went dirtier...

Ooh yes please

Would you like the Cream of Sumyungguy?

Nahhhh, you'll do...

Cream of some middle aged guy then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am here for whoever doesn't fancy tea

I quite fancy a TV as hot as tea

A TV dinner then

I'm amenable to being warmed up and eaten...

In a microwave?

Wait for the ding the jump out

And then I can be all steamy while I'm eaten on the sofa?

Juices tend to leak out if left in microwave too long...so it'll only be your holes that'll be steamy

What did I miss?

Dinner on the sofa by the looks of it

As long as a towel was put down to catch any drips...

And there goes the tone of the thread

Apologies, I should've went dirtier...

Ooh yes please

Would you like the Cream of Sumyungguy?

Nahhhh, you'll do...

Cream of some middle aged guy then?

Oh you'll need that tongue...!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I am here for whoever doesn't fancy tea

I quite fancy a TV as hot as tea

A TV dinner then

I'm amenable to being warmed up and eaten...

In a microwave?

Wait for the ding the jump out

And then I can be all steamy while I'm eaten on the sofa?

Juices tend to leak out if left in microwave too long...so it'll only be your holes that'll be steamy

What did I miss?

Dinner on the sofa by the looks of it

As long as a towel was put down to catch any drips...

And there goes the tone of the thread

Apologies, I should've went dirtier...

Ooh yes please

Would you like the Cream of Sumyungguy?

Nahhhh, you'll do...

Cream of some middle aged guy then?

Oh you'll need that tongue...!"

Better and better.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am here for whoever doesn't fancy tea

I quite fancy a TV as hot as tea

A TV dinner then

I'm amenable to being warmed up and eaten...

In a microwave?

Wait for the ding the jump out

And then I can be all steamy while I'm eaten on the sofa?

Juices tend to leak out if left in microwave too long...so it'll only be your holes that'll be steamy

What did I miss?

Dinner on the sofa by the looks of it

As long as a towel was put down to catch any drips...

And there goes the tone of the thread

Apologies, I should've went dirtier...

Ooh yes please

Would you like the Cream of Sumyungguy?

Nahhhh, you'll do...

Cream of some middle aged guy then?

Oh you'll need that tongue...!

Better and better.

We'll make sure nothing goes to waste

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am here for whoever doesn't fancy tea

I quite fancy a TV as hot as tea

A TV dinner then

I'm amenable to being warmed up and eaten...

In a microwave?

Wait for the ding the jump out

And then I can be all steamy while I'm eaten on the sofa?

Juices tend to leak out if left in microwave too long...so it'll only be your holes that'll be steamy

What did I miss?

Dinner on the sofa by the looks of it

As long as a towel was put down to catch any drips...

And there goes the tone of the thread

Apologies, I should've went dirtier...

Ooh yes please

Would you like the Cream of Sumyungguy?

Nahhhh, you'll do...

Cream of some middle aged guy then?

Oh you'll need that tongue...!

Better and better.

We'll make sure nothing goes to waste

Go flirt on your own thread you two!!

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By *egoMan over a year ago

Preston

If they are nice to me I’ll fuck them regardless. Every one deserves some love.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd rather fuck a fugly, the tea would burn my penis

This comment for the win

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll go put kettle on"

Way my luck is going I'd take the....Tea please haha x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am here for whoever doesn't fancy tea

I quite fancy a TV as hot as tea

A TV dinner then

I'm amenable to being warmed up and eaten...

In a microwave?

Wait for the ding the jump out

And then I can be all steamy while I'm eaten on the sofa?

Juices tend to leak out if left in microwave too long...so it'll only be your holes that'll be steamy

What did I miss?

Dinner on the sofa by the looks of it

As long as a towel was put down to catch any drips...

And there goes the tone of the thread

Apologies, I should've went dirtier...

Ooh yes please

Would you like the Cream of Sumyungguy?

Nahhhh, you'll do...

Cream of some middle aged guy then?

Oh you'll need that tongue...!

Better and better.

We'll make sure nothing goes to waste

Go flirt on your own thread you two!!

Everyone's welcome to join in!

In more ways than one

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