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As the opposite gender, what are the top things you're doing
Personally, I'd wanna see how different it is for a guy to cum.
Go running, because what do the balls do?
Go topless in public.
Have sex to see how different it is. |
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"As the opposite gender, what are the top things you're doing
Personally, I'd wanna see how different it is for a guy to cum.
Go running, because what do the balls do?
Go topless in public.
Have sex to see how different it is."
Log onto fab and ignore every dick that messages me |
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over a year ago
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"Not put makeup on, have a standing up wee, scratch my balls, send some inappropriate messages on the internet, eat more and fart
Oh the peeing!"
Did I mention splashing everywhere and leaving it for someone else to clean up? |
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"Not put makeup on, have a standing up wee, scratch my balls, send some inappropriate messages on the internet, eat more and fart
Oh the peeing!"
It’s not just that you know, you can point ya cock so you can swirl from left to right around the bowl and create a little whirlpool or go straight in and make loads of noise and bubbles, not to mention the ‘how long can I piss for?’ game and the ‘guess when I’ve pissed a ping’ game. |
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"Not put makeup on, have a standing up wee, scratch my balls, send some inappropriate messages on the internet, eat more and fart
Oh the peeing!
Did I mention splashing everywhere and leaving it for someone else to clean up? "
Oh yeah and this one. |
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"Not put makeup on, have a standing up wee, scratch my balls, send some inappropriate messages on the internet, eat more and fart
Oh the peeing!
It’s not just that you know, you can point ya cock so you can swirl from left to right around the bowl and create a little whirlpool or go straight in and make loads of noise and bubbles, not to mention the ‘how long can I piss for?’ game and the ‘guess when I’ve pissed a ping’ game. "
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"As the opposite gender, what are the top things you're doing
Personally, I'd wanna see how different it is for a guy to cum.
Go running, because what do the balls do?
Go topless in public.
Have sex to see how different it is."
You'd have to go commando if you want the balls to bob and jiggle as you run  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As the opposite gender, what are the top things you're doing
Personally, I'd wanna see how different it is for a guy to cum.
Go running, because what do the balls do?
Go topless in public.
Have sex to see how different it is.
You'd have to go commando if you want the balls to bob and jiggle as you run "
Depending on age too .... The older you are the Newton's Cradle effect kicks in  |
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"Not put makeup on, have a standing up wee, scratch my balls, send some inappropriate messages on the internet, eat more and fart
Oh the peeing!
Did I mention splashing everywhere and leaving it for someone else to clean up? "
Aside from scratching your balls (which as any guy would tell you doesn't actually work that well) you can already do all of those things.
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"As the opposite gender, what are the top things you're doing
Personally, I'd wanna see how different it is for a guy to cum.
Go running, because what do the balls do?
Go topless in public.
Have sex to see how different it is."
I’d fuck the fittest female fittie on this fucking sitey
Send pictures of my tits to myself for the next day
Quickly do all the sewing, ironing, cleaning etc I won’t want to do the next day |
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"Not put makeup on, have a standing up wee, scratch my balls, send some inappropriate messages on the internet, eat more and fart
Oh the peeing!
Did I mention splashing everywhere and leaving it for someone else to clean up?
Aside from scratching your balls (which as any guy would tell you doesn't actually work that well) you can already do all of those things.
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If I peed standing up it would go everywhere! |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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"Glad to see all the ladies are being so stereotypical tonight"
Was thinking the same 
Think I’d stay in bed playing with myself till 11, then go out with my friends for all day brunch get hammered on Prosecco and fingered by a bouncer in the toilets, throw up then call my boyfriend to come and get me |
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"Not put makeup on, have a standing up wee, scratch my balls, send some inappropriate messages on the internet, eat more and fart
Oh the peeing!
Did I mention splashing everywhere and leaving it for someone else to clean up?
Aside from scratching your balls (which as any guy would tell you doesn't actually work that well) you can already do all of those things.
If I peed standing up it would go everywhere!"
Then you can leave it for someone else to clean up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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See how many things I can stick my new dick in.
Have a wank.
Walk around all day without a top on.
See how far back i can stand from the toilet without getting it on the seat.
Do the helicopter thing.
Have sex to see what I feels like.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Glad to see all the ladies are being so stereotypical tonight
Was thinking the same
Think I’d stay in bed playing with myself till 11, then go out with my friends for all day brunch get hammered on Prosecco and fingered by a bouncer in the toilets, throw up then call my boyfriend to come and get me "
P m s l |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not put makeup on, have a standing up wee, scratch my balls, send some inappropriate messages on the internet, eat more and fart
Oh the peeing!
Did I mention splashing everywhere and leaving it for someone else to clean up?
Aside from scratching your balls (which as any guy would tell you doesn't actually work that well) you can already do all of those things.
If I peed standing up it would go everywhere!"
Think lawn sprinkler! |
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"Feel my boobs
Put various objects inside me to see what it felt like
Get pregnant to see if giving birth is actually worse than being hit in the balls  "
No point wasting your third wish, even the women know it isn’t |
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"As the opposite gender, what are the top things you're doing
Personally, I'd wanna see how different it is for a guy to cum.
Go running, because what do the balls do?
Go topless in public.
Have sex to see how different it is."
So i wake up as a woman with big tits i search out one of my many 38 DD bras and a sexy pair of knickers get dressed and go down the pub for a few beers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As the opposite gender, what are the top things you're doing
Personally, I'd wanna see how different it is for a guy to cum.
Go running, because what do the balls do?
Go topless in public.
Have sex to see how different it is.So i wake up as a woman with big tits i search out one of my many 38 DD bras and a sexy pair of knickers get dressed and go down the pub for a few beers "
You don't need to be a woman to do that. Trust me, you really don't. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sex, as much as I can so I know what sex feels like for a man. I've often wondered that and would love to know."
And as the man said earlier..."good luck with that" |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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I'm putting on something sexy and having the shopping trip of a lifetime without worrying that I'm getting odd looks. I'm getting a good manicure and pedicure. I'm getting a bra that shows my boobs off to maximum effect. Then I'm going to pull the fittest guy I can find that's interested in me, getting him to take me to dinner, and then I'm going to find what it's like having sex as a woman, and how many orgasms I can have! I can't wait!
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"As the opposite gender, what are the top things you're doing
Personally, I'd wanna see how different it is for a guy to cum.
Go running, because what do the balls do?
Go topless in public.
Have sex to see how different it is.So i wake up as a woman with big tits i search out one of my many 38 DD bras and a sexy pair of knickers get dressed and go down the pub for a few beers
You don't need to be a woman to do that. Trust me, you really don't."
lol..... Oh the irony  |
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"Not put makeup on, have a standing up wee, scratch my balls, send some inappropriate messages on the internet, eat more and fart
Oh the peeing!
Did I mention splashing everywhere and leaving it for someone else to clean up?
Aside from scratching your balls (which as any guy would tell you doesn't actually work that well) you can already do all of those things.
If I peed standing up it would go everywhere!"
Now you see our dilemma |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not put makeup on, have a standing up wee, scratch my balls, send some inappropriate messages on the internet, eat more and fart
Oh the peeing!
Did I mention splashing everywhere and leaving it for someone else to clean up?
Aside from scratching your balls (which as any guy would tell you doesn't actually work that well) you can already do all of those things.
If I peed standing up it would go everywhere!Now you see our dilemma "
At least you can aim yours! |
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