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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I mean, she is recently single.
However, I think you're a bit young for me. And she's 12 years my senior. So maybe not."
Sorry do you think I'm ageist?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In me dating their sister? DM me
You'd soon drop her back off that's for sure
Is that a horrible burn to your sister?!"
I mean, she's a very attractive woman, but fkin 'ell, she's hard work
She got the looks, I got the nice demeanour  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In me dating their sister? DM me
You'd soon drop her back off that's for sure
Is that a horrible burn to your sister?!
I mean, she's a very attractive woman, but fkin 'ell, she's hard work
She got the looks, I got the nice demeanour "
Oh now I think you like your sister a little too much!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In me dating their sister? DM me
Can I date your mum?
Honestly I know she'd think you're a piece of shit so I wouldn't bother!
Harsh!"
The world's harsh my friend, can't be loved by everyone!! |
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Wire in.
I'll warn you, she should come with warning labels. Like a lot of them, and that's saying something since I'm a firm believer in removing stupidly obvious warning labels on everything. There's a reason I don't talk to her...
Yes, a bag of nuts contains nuts |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"In me dating their sister? DM me
You'd soon drop her back off that's for sure
Is that a horrible burn to your sister?!
I mean, she's a very attractive woman, but fkin 'ell, she's hard work
She got the looks, I got the nice demeanour "
I've now got "Let's make lots of money" in my head.  |
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"No sister. Can we offer you a neighbour or two? Maybe three? Enid at no.4 seems game for most things 
She doesn't like anal though, not even a pinky
Try Mavis at no.6 "
She's the complete opposite though, she wanted me upto the elbow  |
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"No sister. Can we offer you a neighbour or two? Maybe three? Enid at no.4 seems game for most things
She doesn't like anal though, not even a pinky
Try Mavis at no.6
She's the complete opposite though, she wanted me upto the elbow "
It's a kinky street, what can we say?!  |
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"I think my sister has been through enough recently Brucey 
Ah look, she will at least smile once guaranteed!
That didn't mean to sound so sinister."
It was a bit sinister sounding wasn't it
You're alright Brucey but you ain't banging my sister |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t think that’s a good idea, Bruce. Some of them are maneaters, they’d eat you alive. I’m the innocent one "
I can't believe you used the emoji!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t think that’s a good idea, Bruce. Some of them are maneaters, they’d eat you alive. I’m the innocent one
If I speak I’m in trouble  "
You keep saying that. What have you done? |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I don’t think that’s a good idea, Bruce. Some of them are maneaters, they’d eat you alive. I’m the innocent one
If I speak I’m in trouble
You keep saying that. What have you done?"
He can't tell you. If he speaks he is in trouble |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t think that’s a good idea, Bruce. Some of them are maneaters, they’d eat you alive. I’m the innocent one
If I speak I’m in trouble
You keep saying that. What have you done?
He can't tell you. If he speaks he is in trouble "
Ok… |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yeah sure you can she doesn't exist but that's why you've got such a big imagination Brucey because you can make pretend baby!  "
I'll use your pics and vids for inspiration cause I imagine you'd look alike. Winning! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Won't let you date mine as that would be a crime against humanity as nobody should deal with her
Morning Bro.  "
There you are, finished torturing the last victim |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Won't let you date mine as that would be a crime against humanity as nobody should deal with her
Morning Bro.
There you are, finished torturing the last victim"
My foot is on his bollocks. I'm typing one handed.  |
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