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What’s the difference between a MILF and a cougar?
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It’s not meant to sound like a one-liner joke 
I’m curious to learn if others define MILFs and cougars as two different creatures or if they’re the same?
Does a MILF have to have been a mother?
And is there a certain age gap between a cougar and their cub?  |
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"It’s not meant to sound like a one-liner joke
I’m curious to learn if others define MILFs and cougars as two different creatures or if they’re the same?
Does a MILF have to have been a mother?
And is there a certain age gap between a cougar and their cub? "
Cougars can't climb trees |
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"It’s not meant to sound like a one-liner joke
I’m curious to learn if others define MILFs and cougars as two different creatures or if they’re the same?
Does a MILF have to have been a mother?
And is there a certain age gap between a cougar and their cub?
Cougars can't climb trees "
Well that doesn’t answer any of my questions unless you’re implying MILFs can climb trees |
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"It’s not meant to sound like a one-liner joke
I’m curious to learn if others define MILFs and cougars as two different creatures or if they’re the same?
Does a MILF have to have been a mother?
And is there a certain age gap between a cougar and their cub?
Cougars can't climb trees
Well that doesn’t answer any of my questions unless you’re implying MILFs can climb trees "
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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago
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"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex.
COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex.
So Milf = prey Cougar = predator.
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Next month I won't be a cougar any more- I'll be a jaguar. Hopefully it'll be a while before I move from Milf to Gilf though  |
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"A milf is a woman who has a child who is sexy as fuck.
A cougar is a woman that prays on younger men. Or just loves younger men."
As much as I think Brucey’s nailed his definitions there, the MILF one really needs some punctuation! |
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"A milf is a woman who has a child who is sexy as fuck.
A cougar is a woman that prays on younger men. Or just loves younger men.
As much as I think Brucey’s nailed his definitions there, the MILF one really needs some punctuation! "
Oh I'm sure he'd love to puncture a few miles on fab |
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By *essaMayWoman
over a year ago
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"I'd say by definition a MILF has to be a mother and a GILF a grandmother.
A cougar to me is a woman who actively seeks out sex/relationships with significantly younger men. "
This is correct jokes asside.
Mothers Id Like F@ck = MILF
Grandmother Id Like to F@ck = GILF
Cougar as above
Sorry being serious |
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"A milf is a woman who has a child who is sexy as fuck.
A cougar is a woman that prays on younger men. Or just loves younger men.
As much as I think Brucey’s nailed his definitions there, the MILF one really needs some punctuation! "
It also came after my definition that was spelled correctly.
If we follow Brucey's we'll all be at Church or on our knees. |
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"I'd say by definition a MILF has to be a mother and a GILF a grandmother.
A cougar to me is a woman who actively seeks out sex/relationships with significantly younger men.
This is correct jokes asside.
Mothers Id Like F@ck = MILF
Grandmother Id Like to F@ck = GILF
Cougar as above
Sorry being serious "
Somebody has to be. The mother thing, I used to complain about but an awful lot of men just say it's a woman old enough to be a mother and older than them .....either way it's just a woman being objectified to fulfil a fantasy |
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Milf; real good lovin and is aware that the cock won’t suck itself and will make you a sandwich afterwards. Cougar; Cock breaker reverse cowgirl style and call you an Uber instead of 999. I don’t know I’m just a single guy |
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"Milf; real good lovin and is aware that the cock won’t suck itself and will make you a sandwich afterwards. Cougar; Cock breaker reverse cowgirl style and call you an Uber instead of 999. I don’t know I’m just a single guy "
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"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex.
COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex.
So Milf = prey Cougar = predator.
I'd agree with exactly this description
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"A milf is a woman who has a child who is sexy as fuck.
A cougar is a woman that prays on younger men. Or just loves younger men.
As much as I think Brucey’s nailed his definitions there, the MILF one really needs some punctuation! "
I’m creased up at this, but it’s true, the punctuation needs some work |
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"Milf; real good lovin and is aware that the cock won’t suck itself and will make you a sandwich afterwards. Cougar; Cock breaker reverse cowgirl style and call you an Uber instead of 999. I don’t know I’m just a single guy "
Think I like the sound of a cougar better although I can be a feeder so there’s issues… |
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"Milf; real good lovin and is aware that the cock won’t suck itself and will make you a sandwich afterwards. Cougar; Cock breaker reverse cowgirl style and call you an Uber instead of 999. I don’t know I’m just a single guy
Think I like the sound of a cougar better although I can be a feeder so there’s issues…"
I have my own snacks but if I’m feeling peckish I’ll ask the Uber to swing by maccies  |
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"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex.
COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex.
So Milf = prey Cougar = predator.
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Couldn’t have said it better. Although the word predator has really negative connotations for obvious reasons! |
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"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex.
COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex.
So Milf = prey Cougar = predator.
Puma = predator in training "
Oh now that’s a new term I’ve not heard, how come we don’t hear about pumas as much?! |
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"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex.
COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex.
So Milf = prey Cougar = predator.
Next month I won't be a cougar any more- I'll be a jaguar. Hopefully it'll be a while before I move from Milf to Gilf though "
Woah, so there’s even more age criteria than I thought? I’m only allowed to be a cougar until I’m 50?! |
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Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion
Source: woman with killer jugs |
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"Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion
Source: woman with killer jugs "
Well, I consider myself enlightened by that, thanks! Gutted I’ve missed the puma years, I’d best get cracking in my cougar years |
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"Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion
Source: woman with killer jugs
Well, I consider myself enlightened by that, thanks! Gutted I’ve missed the puma years, I’d best get cracking in my cougar years "
So are you like a bi woman cougar? As in only after younger women? Hot if so! |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"It’s not meant to sound like a one-liner joke
I’m curious to learn if others define MILFs and cougars as two different creatures or if they’re the same?
Does a MILF have to have been a mother?
And is there a certain age gap between a cougar and their cub? "
I don't refer to any woman using these terms  |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex.
COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex.
So Milf = prey Cougar = predator.
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion
Source: woman with killer jugs "
How old is a Hell cat?
Aren't pumas and cougars one and the same? |
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"Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion
Source: woman with killer jugs
Well, I consider myself enlightened by that, thanks! Gutted I’ve missed the puma years, I’d best get cracking in my cougar years
So are you like a bi woman cougar? As in only after younger women? Hot if so!"
I seem to be attracted to younger rather than older guys, but I don’t mind either way when it comes to ladies I don’t think |
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Milf is an attractive woman that has children and won’t sleep with me whereas a cougar is a woman who lacks the sexual prowess to satisfy me so only sleeps with younger guys who are crap Shags and riddled with allsorts… I would Sleep with a cougar despite their lack of sexual talent and even though id probably be bored….id do it … for them!! |
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"Milf is an attractive woman that has children and won’t sleep with me whereas a cougar is a woman who lacks the sexual prowess to satisfy me so only sleeps with younger guys who are crap Shags and riddled with allsorts… I would Sleep with a cougar despite their lack of sexual talent and even though id probably be bored….id do it … for them!! "
Oh dear |
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"Milf is an attractive woman that has children and won’t sleep with me whereas a cougar is a woman who lacks the sexual prowess to satisfy me so only sleeps with younger guys who are crap Shags and riddled with allsorts… I would Sleep with a cougar despite their lack of sexual talent and even though id probably be bored….id do it … for them!!
Oh dear"
Think I may have damaged my chances??? |
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"Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion
Source: woman with killer jugs
Well, I consider myself enlightened by that, thanks! Gutted I’ve missed the puma years, I’d best get cracking in my cougar years
So are you like a bi woman cougar? As in only after younger women? Hot if so!
I seem to be attracted to younger rather than older guys, but I don’t mind either way when it comes to ladies I don’t think "
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm "classed" as cougar (recently discovered my lust for younger men) but I've also be described as a milf (I do feel these people might need an eyetest).
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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago
Bognor Regis |
"Milf is an attractive woman that has children and won’t sleep with me whereas a cougar is a woman who lacks the sexual prowess to satisfy me so only sleeps with younger guys who are crap Shags and riddled with allsorts… I would Sleep with a cougar despite their lack of sexual talent and even though id probably be bored….id do it … for them!!
Oh dear
Think I may have damaged my chances??? "
Absobloodylutely. Their lack of sexual prowess isn't the reason for sleeping with younger guys- it's more likely because they still have the stamina that the old fellas have lost! They can still go at it like a sewing machine in a power surge |
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By *evonrobMan
over a year ago
Kingsbridge |
"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex.
COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex.
So Milf = prey Cougar = predator.
Next month I won't be a cougar any more- I'll be a jaguar. Hopefully it'll be a while before I move from Milf to Gilf though "
I think you can be whatever you want actually!! |
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"Milf; real good lovin and is aware that the cock won’t suck itself and will make you a sandwich afterwards. Cougar; Cock breaker reverse cowgirl style and call you an Uber instead of 999. I don’t know I’m just a single guy "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex.
COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex.
So Milf = prey Cougar = predator.
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"A cougar can call herself one.
A milf can't call herself one, otherwise she looks really stupid.
Bit unnecessary "
Nothing unnecessary about it.
The acronym doesn't work.
A woman could call herself a mylf but not a milf. |
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"A cougar can call herself one.
A milf can't call herself one, otherwise she looks really stupid.
Bit unnecessary
Nothing unnecessary about it.
The acronym doesn't work.
A woman could call herself a mylf but not a milf. "
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"Milf is an attractive woman that has children and won’t sleep with me whereas a cougar is a woman who lacks the sexual prowess to satisfy me so only sleeps with younger guys who are crap Shags and riddled with allsorts… I would Sleep with a cougar despite their lack of sexual talent and even though id probably be bored….id do it … for them!!
Oh dear
Think I may have damaged my chances???
Absobloodylutely. Their lack of sexual prowess isn't the reason for sleeping with younger guys- it's more likely because they still have the stamina that the old fellas have lost! They can still go at it like a sewing machine in a power surge "
should I mention the mood swings or….? |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"Milf is an attractive woman that has children and won’t sleep with me whereas a cougar is a woman who lacks the sexual prowess to satisfy me so only sleeps with younger guys who are crap Shags and riddled with allsorts… I would Sleep with a cougar despite their lack of sexual talent and even though id probably be bored….id do it … for them!!
Oh dear
Think I may have damaged my chances???
Absobloodylutely. Their lack of sexual prowess isn't the reason for sleeping with younger guys- it's more likely because they still have the stamina that the old fellas have lost! They can still go at it like a sewing machine in a power surge "
Challenge accepted. |
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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago
Bognor Regis |
"Milf is an attractive woman that has children and won’t sleep with me whereas a cougar is a woman who lacks the sexual prowess to satisfy me so only sleeps with younger guys who are crap Shags and riddled with allsorts… I would Sleep with a cougar despite their lack of sexual talent and even though id probably be bored….id do it … for them!!
Oh dear
Think I may have damaged my chances???
Absobloodylutely. Their lack of sexual prowess isn't the reason for sleeping with younger guys- it's more likely because they still have the stamina that the old fellas have lost! They can still go at it like a sewing machine in a power surge
should I mention the mood swings or….? "
I wouldn't call them mood swings- women just get to an age where they're permanently unimpressed by alot of shit. |
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Remember, if it bites you and you die, its venomous. If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous.
I use a similar analogy. If you want to fuck her, she's a milf. If she wants to fuck you, then she's a cougar  |
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"Milf is an attractive woman that has children and won’t sleep with me whereas a cougar is a woman who lacks the sexual prowess to satisfy me so only sleeps with younger guys who are crap Shags and riddled with allsorts… I would Sleep with a cougar despite their lack of sexual talent and even though id probably be bored….id do it … for them!!
Oh dear
Think I may have damaged my chances???
Absobloodylutely. Their lack of sexual prowess isn't the reason for sleeping with younger guys- it's more likely because they still have the stamina that the old fellas have lost! They can still go at it like a sewing machine in a power surge
should I mention the mood swings or….?
I wouldn't call them mood swings- women just get to an age where they're permanently unimpressed by alot of shit."
To be fair, you responded whereas I wouldn’t have even deigned to give a response |
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By * F 2018Couple
over a year ago
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"Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion
Source: woman with killer jugs "
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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago
Bognor Regis |
"Milf is an attractive woman that has children and won’t sleep with me whereas a cougar is a woman who lacks the sexual prowess to satisfy me so only sleeps with younger guys who are crap Shags and riddled with allsorts… I would Sleep with a cougar despite their lack of sexual talent and even though id probably be bored….id do it … for them!!
Oh dear
Think I may have damaged my chances???
Absobloodylutely. Their lack of sexual prowess isn't the reason for sleeping with younger guys- it's more likely because they still have the stamina that the old fellas have lost! They can still go at it like a sewing machine in a power surge
should I mention the mood swings or….?
I wouldn't call them mood swings- women just get to an age where they're permanently unimpressed by alot of shit.
To be fair, you responded whereas I wouldn’t have even deigned to give a response "
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MILFs are mother's that are hunted by men and can be any age though usually older than the predator
Cougars are ladies that choose younger younger men though are also hunted by men |
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"So what would we call a woman with no children who hunts down men of any age? "
Cradle snatcher
Pedo (age dependant)
Bit of a wrongun
But depends on the age of the male |
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"So what would we call a woman with no children who hunts down men of any age?
Cradle snatcher
Pedo (age dependant)
Bit of a wrongun
Assuming the lady is 38, as in your profile and not 18?...
But depends on the age of the male "
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By (user no longer on site)
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To me a MILF can be any age , once she has kids she instantly becomes a MILF in certain people's eyes ( please note being a MILF is only a person's choice , not all women who have had kids are MILF's in everyone's eyes as they may not want to fuck them , so being a MILF totally depends on others ) .
A COUGAR is a female that simply wants to be fucked by younger guys, of course a Cougar could be a MILF too but has no interest only in younger guys. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"MILF = woman pursued by man for no purpose other than sex.
COUGAR = woman who pursued men who are younger than her for sex.
So Milf = prey Cougar = predator.
Next month I won't be a cougar any more- I'll be a jaguar. Hopefully it'll be a while before I move from Milf to Gilf though "
Cougars are primarily in their 50s, you've ten more years of being one |
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