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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
Just had a splinter near the middle of 2 fingers, and it hurt like a mother fucker.
Okay so that was a minor one, but have you ever had any unusual foreign objects where they shouldn't be in your body?
Penis doesn't count, and anything is a dildo if you are brave enough. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Apart from the regular splinters... and needles... and ink...
Erm... I had a rock in my foot once. I say rock, it was a sharp stone. Big stone, felt like a rock. |
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I’ve had a few bad experiences with glass & scars to prove it…
Stood on too many drawing pins to mention.
I’m forever getting my dogs hairs imbedded in my foot. She’s got such tough fur & sheds like mad. It’s just like a splinter.
I have a lot of metal in my left leg …. But that was put there deliberately to be fair 
I managed to roll over in bed into a stray screw when I was 18/19 and it was stuck in my nipple - that stung a bit.
Bee sting on my ass cheek. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once had to chase someone into brambles and although I was wearing protective clothing it wasn’t bramble proof and lots stuck in me and broke off. Those old, big buggers. I didn’t even notice until after and I was pulling the bastards out for a couple of months afterwards.
The other guy was naked and he got seriously shredded.
It’s an interesting story actually… |
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"I once had a nail go through my boot into my foot,.. Which I had to remove with a claw hammer.. because it had pinned my foot to my boot..."
Yup...i had a nail go through my foot too... didn't even feel it.but it wasn't easy to get it out as nail was rusty.  |
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"I once had to chase someone into brambles and although I was wearing protective clothing it wasn’t bramble proof and lots stuck in me and broke off. Those old, big buggers. I didn’t even notice until after and I was pulling the bastards out for a couple of months afterwards.
The other guy was naked and he got seriously shredded.
It’s an interesting story actually…"
Do tell..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thought this was another bloody Gary lineker thread!!
I had a support arm from a metal shelf enter the back of my hand about 29 years ago...weirdly no blood but still had 9 stitches |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
When I was about 4, I shoved a spherical button up my nose where it got stuck. Can't remember why I did it but probably seemed like a good idea at the time. 
I was taken to the hospital by my parents to have said object removed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A huge nail through my foot. I see there's a few of us. I was trying to climb in through my window and I had zero upper body strength and my foot went full force into the wood with nails sticking out that was under my window. 
I screamed and my mum came and ripped it out! Ah memories. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I was about 4, I shoved a spherical button up my nose where it got stuck. Can't remember why I did it but probably seemed like a good idea at the time.
I was taken to the hospital by my parents to have said object removed."
I did this too, but with hamster food. I remember the paramedics pinning me down with tweezers in their hands.
Also, once had a metal wire go straight through a nerve which fucked up my arm and hand for a long time. I still have problems with my hand now.
I'd say I've eaten a few things I shouldn't have too when I was young.
I think that's it though. |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
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"When I was about 4, I shoved a spherical button up my nose where it got stuck. Can't remember why I did it but probably seemed like a good idea at the time.
I was taken to the hospital by my parents to have said object removed.
I did this too, but with hamster food. I remember the paramedics pinning me down with tweezers in their hands.
Also, once had a metal wire go straight through a nerve which fucked up my arm and hand for a long time. I still have problems with my hand now.
I'd say I've eaten a few things I shouldn't have too when I was young.
I think that's it though."
Allegedly, according to my mum, I ate a beetle around the same age. I don't remember doing so. Me the same age obviously, I don't think beetles reach their 4th birthday.
Oh the joys of life before over protecting kids |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I swallowed a thruppeny bit when I was young and had to let nature take it’s course. I still have the x-ray and the thruppeny bit.
I got my leg caught on a nail on a school bench. My dad was the attending ambulance crew and he unceremoniously pulled it off. Thanks dad…  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I was about 4, I shoved a spherical button up my nose where it got stuck. Can't remember why I did it but probably seemed like a good idea at the time.
I was taken to the hospital by my parents to have said object removed.
I did this too, but with hamster food. I remember the paramedics pinning me down with tweezers in their hands.
Also, once had a metal wire go straight through a nerve which fucked up my arm and hand for a long time. I still have problems with my hand now.
I'd say I've eaten a few things I shouldn't have too when I was young.
I think that's it though.
Allegedly, according to my mum, I ate a beetle around the same age. I don't remember doing so. Me the same age obviously, I don't think beetles reach their 4th birthday.
Oh the joys of life before over protecting kids "
I'm glad my child is pretty sensible when it comes to eating random things. I'm very lucky. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On a steam train as a kid I had my head out of the window and ended up in hospital after a tiny ember of hot coal thatvwas in the steam ended up in my eye "
I'm sorry but the first part of this made me fucking laugh! I know it's not funny but I expected your head to get hit or something. |
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I still have a stone in my knee from when I fell over at primary school. It was too deeply embedded to pick out and my mother didn't think it would matter much.
I had neurological tests carried out on my bladder recently and had needles inserted into my bladder sphincter and labia. I also received electric shocks to the clitoris. Only the bladder sphincter stabbing involved any attempt at local anaesthetic and I can assure you that injecting that into the area around your urethral opening is uncomfortable. It also did next to fuck all to take away the pain of the needle being prodded and moved around |
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"I still have a stone in my knee from when I fell over at primary school. It was too deeply embedded to pick out and my mother didn't think it would matter much.
I had neurological tests carried out on my bladder recently and had needles inserted into my bladder sphincter and labia. I also received electric shocks to the clitoris. Only the bladder sphincter stabbing involved any attempt at local anaesthetic and I can assure you that injecting that into the area around your urethral opening is uncomfortable. It also did next to fuck all to take away the pain of the needle being prodded and moved around "
Jesus! I'm wincing and crossing my legs. |
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A number of things.
Darning needle through my leg pinning my knee in the bent position.
Large nail through the sole of the foot and out of the top of my boot.
Barbed wire pinning my hand closed. I fell and somehow grabbed some barbed wire in a field had to have it cut either side and taken to hospital
Does a compound fracture count too?
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Where do I even start? I'm a walking calamity
The two most recent trips to A&E have been for a piece of wicker stuck in my eye after an altercation with a laundry basket.
And a two inch gash, down to the bone, on my shin after walking into a piece of wood...a piece of wood that I'd put there about 10 minutes before  |
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