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Why can't ladies put mascara on without having there mouths open
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over a year ago
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"Superdrug... ...^
ELF @Superdrug.
We're frugal up North.
At least you’ve stopped using coal dust and chip fat….  "
Keep that to touch up the pubes for date night....a girl has standards you know  |
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over a year ago
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"Because the best mascara costs ££££££ and therefore women are usually aghast and mortified every time they apply it. Hence. Mouth. Is. Open."
Hahahaha - this did make me laugh 
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"She wears Westman Atelier™... ...^
ABH
But I’m impressed at your knowledge of makeup brands  "
There's a new male species in town, and he's called "the spornosexual." According to Mark Simpson, the journalist who coined the term "metrosexual" two decades ago, the spornosexual is a beefier, hypersexualized version of its urbane counterpart. Is this you Nero?
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"She wears Westman Atelier™... ...^
ABH
But I’m impressed at your knowledge of makeup brands
There's a new male species in town, and he's called "the spornosexual." According to Mark Simpson, the journalist who coined the term "metrosexual" two decades ago, the spornosexual is a beefier, hypersexualized version of its urbane counterpart. Is this you Nero?
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Without the word hypersexualized!!!!! I just googled it and it's a bad word!! |
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"Because the best mascara costs ££££££ and therefore women are usually aghast and mortified every time they apply it. Hence. Mouth. Is. Open.
Hahahaha - this did make me laugh
Mrs"
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Clinique High Impact™... ...^ |
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"She wears Westman Atelier™... ...^
ABH
But I’m impressed at your knowledge of makeup brands
There's a new male species in town, and he's called "the spornosexual." According to Mark Simpson, the journalist who coined the term "metrosexual" two decades ago, the spornosexual is a beefier, hypersexualized version of its urbane counterpart. Is this you Nero?
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I suppose I am a self-confessed metrosexual. Spornosexual? I'm not so sure.
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Super Shy... she's a closet Yves Saint Laurent™ Effect Faux Cils wearer.  Fact! |
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"She wears Westman Atelier™... ...^
ABH
But I’m impressed at your knowledge of makeup brands
There's a new male species in town, and he's called "the spornosexual." According to Mark Simpson, the journalist who coined the term "metrosexual" two decades ago, the spornosexual is a beefier, hypersexualized version of its urbane counterpart. Is this you Nero?
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I suppose I am a self-confessed metrosexual. Spornosexual? I'm not so sure.
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Super Shy... she's a closet Yves Saint Laurent™ Effect Faux Cils wearer. Fact! "
(wipes brow) ooh I thought I had offended you and you wouldn't guess mine. But there it is  |
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"...Is this you Nero?
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I suppose I am a self-confessed metrosexual. Spornosexual? I'm not so sure.
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Super Shy... she's a closet Yves Saint Laurent™ Effect Faux Cils wearer. Fact!
(wipes brow) ooh I thought I had offended you and you wouldn't guess mine. But there it is "
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Not at all!  . I was going to suggest something from Tiffany™, but I hastily retracted. |
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Only actually posting to see what Nero thinks I wear 
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