Oscars exceptions speak
Can be in any category you want .
I'd like thank all the directors of past and present
Who have inspired me
To direct this film. Like thank my cast and crew .and course my secretary who sucked my cock after hard day on the set . |
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By *.T.Man
over a year ago
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I would like to dedicate this award in the "most forgettable moneyshot in amateur straight to Betamax soft core porn" Category to the masseuse in that hotel in Bucharest who conditioned me to ejaculate by pokey bum wank only.
I would also like to dedicate this to my Careers Advisor who said that I'd be able to get into the movies as coffee doesn't deliver itself. |
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over a year ago
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I want to thank everyone who believed in me. Sorry about telling you all to jump without parachutes I got that wrong, but I (not you sadly) live and learn.
Anyhoo is this it? I was hoping for a cash alternative. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No thanks you can keep it
*drops mic and walks off stage leaving the trophy behind *
That's the wonko that we know."
I would love if someone actually did that |
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"I would like to dedicate this award in the "most forgettable moneyshot in amateur straight to Betamax soft core porn" Category to the masseuse in that hotel in Bucharest who conditioned me to ejaculate by pokey bum wank only.
I would also like to dedicate this to my Careers Advisor who said that I'd be able to get into the movies as
coffee doesn't deliver itself. "
Brillent. I knew would be a winner. Thread |
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"No thanks you can keep it
*drops mic and walks off stage leaving the trophy behind *
That's the wonko that we know.
Marlon Brando told then to stick up their arse and sent an Indian woman in his place .
I would love if someone actually did that "
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"I want to thank everyone who believed in me. Sorry about telling you all to jump without parachutes I got that wrong, but I (not you sadly) live and learn.
Anyhoo is this it? I was hoping for a cash alternative."
Clever |
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I never expected to win this award it comes as a great surprise of which I am delighted to win, I could list the many names I am thankful for, alas I shall thank everyone here tonight as I receive this award for best butt double |
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"I never expected to win this award it comes as a great surprise of which I am delighted to win, I could list the many names I am thankful for, alas I shall thank everyone here tonight as I receive this award for best butt double "
Your invaluable contribution to the film. Industry is greatly appreciated
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"exceptions?
Did you mean acceptance?"
I do but been dyslexic my head spelt it that way and the phone accepted it .fortunately other here understood what I ment .and saw the fun in the thread and went with
And didn't pick me up on it .
But as its supposed to an alternative speach I might have been right saying the other word . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"exceptions?
Did you mean acceptance?
I do but been dyslexic my head spelt it that way and the phone accepted it .fortunately other here understood what I ment .and saw the fun in the thread and went with
And didn't pick me up on it .
But as its supposed to an alternative speach I might have been right saying the other word ."
Apologies, I wasn't trying to a be the spelling Police. I did wonder if it was an Auto carrot ism.
Just wanted to clarify |
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"exceptions?
Did you mean acceptance?
I do but been dyslexic my head spelt it that way and the phone accepted it .fortunately other here understood what I ment .and saw the fun in the thread and went with
And didn't pick me up on it .
But as its supposed to an
alternative speach I might have
been right saying the other word .
Apologies, I wasn't trying to a be the
spelling Police. I did wonder if it was an Auto carrot ism.
Yep sometime I spell things right and then it gets changes or I make a mistake and don't notice wrong because my minds moved on .
But let's hear you acceptance speech see I can get it right sometimes .
Just wanted to clarify"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jennie can't be here to accept he award in person. She is busy filming the sequal, 'Bukakkenado II, this jizz got real'.
Here is Wonko to collect on her behalf. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jennie can't be here to accept he award in person. She is busy filming the sequal, 'Bukakkenado II, this jizz got real'.
Here is Wonko to collect on her behalf."
Meh! |
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"Jennie can't be here to accept he award in person. She is busy filming the sequal, 'Bukakkenado II, this jizz got real'.
Here is Wonko to collect on her behalf."
Sadly I miss the first movie
But I'm sure true classic in its catagory |
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"Jennie can't be here to accept he award in person. She is busy filming the sequal, 'Bukakkenado II, this jizz got real'.
Here is Wonko to collect on her behalf.
Meh! "
Well said wonko. A true humanitarian |
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"Jennie can't be here to accept he award in person. She is busy filming the sequal, 'Bukakkenado II, this jizz got real'.
Here is Wonko to collect on her behalf.
Meh!
Well said wonko. A true humanitarian"
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"I would like to dedicate this award to the man who popped my cherry on a Saturday morning in Morecambe. It certainly "opened" up more opportunities for me.  "
Always good to see a new cummer
Win an award . |
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