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Rump steak. Heavily seasoned with maldon sea salt and cracked black pepper. Red hot pan. 2 mins a side. Finished with butter and a ton of garlic gloves. Serve with chunky chips a Gluckgluck3000 and optional peas. |
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"Rump steak. Heavily seasoned with maldon sea salt and cracked black pepper. Red hot pan. 2 mins a side. Finished with butter and a ton of garlic gloves. Serve with a wank
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"Rump steak. Heavily seasoned with maldon sea salt and cracked black pepper. Red hot pan. 2 mins a side. Finished with butter and a ton of garlic gloves. Serve with a wank
Fixed this for you
There. Now it’s fixed "
Oi - stop ruining steak and blowjob day, miss!!!!  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Rump steak. Heavily seasoned with maldon sea salt and cracked black pepper. Red hot pan. 2 mins a side. Finished with butter and a ton of garlic gloves. Serve with a wank
Fixed this for you
There. Now it’s fixed "
Savage.
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2in thick ribeye seasoned with Maldon salt black pepper and garlic powder sous vide 56c for 1 hour then fire up the Kamado bbq as high as possible drip steak then rub with oil I use avocado for the high smoke point then add steak 30 seconds flip then 30 seconds and repeat until medium rare roughly 2 minutes per side and a nice crust has formed then rest for 5 minutes with rosemary and thyme compound butter slice and serve with golden triple cooked chips and a fried duck egg  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Last nights kebab. Heavily seasoned with dandruff and cat hair. Microwaved for 2 mins. Finished with ketchup and a sprinkle of mayo . Serve with a half arsed hand shandy using a sock covered hand you've sat on for 60 minutes to make it feel like someone else
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Properly fixed...... 
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B did the meal planning for the week. I looked and was surprised to see hotpot on the menu for Tuesday. I asked him why we weren't having steak. He looked a bit baffled. The penny must've dropped at some point over the last day as I notice that hotpot has been crossed off and the list now shows steak for tomorrow.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought it was tomorrow?
I’ve still got time? 
I Need a steak date!
Hi 
You want my steak don’t you! 
I've always wanted your meat Woody "
And I’ve always wanted a blowjob. Yet, alas …..  |
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"B did the meal planning for the week. I looked and was surprised to see hotpot on the menu for Tuesday. I asked him why we weren't having steak. He looked a bit baffled. The penny must've dropped at some point over the last day as I notice that hotpot has been crossed off and the list now shows steak for tomorrow. "
Haha what a legend!! Well done, Beef.
J - you get those lips warmed up  |
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"B did the meal planning for the week. I looked and was surprised to see hotpot on the menu for Tuesday. I asked him why we weren't having steak. He looked a bit baffled. The penny must've dropped at some point over the last day as I notice that hotpot has been crossed off and the list now shows steak for tomorrow. "
Aww meal planning that’s cute |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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Why do we need a special day for steak and blow jobs?
Everyday should be a random and potential surprise steak and blow job day. Don't need a special day to tell me when steak and blow jobs should happen.
Americanised comercial crap and shit is what it is! |
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"Rump steak. Heavily seasoned with maldon sea salt and cracked black pepper. Red hot pan. 2 mins a side. Finished with butter and a ton of garlic gloves. Serve with chunky chips a Gluckgluck3000 and optional peas. "
I'll take mine well done,thanks
I'll give bj for the dessert |
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"Why do we need a special day for steak and blow jobs?
Everyday should be a random and potential surprise steak and blow job day. Don't need a special day to tell me when steak and blow jobs should happen.
Americanised comercial crap and shit is what it is! "
Down with that sort of thing |
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