I posted joke answers last time we had a thread about this, so I’ll take it seriously this time.
I visit an order of vestal virgins who pluck the hairs out one by one using steel tweezers they’ve warmed in a bath of scented oil. It takes a few hours but my balls stay silky smooth for a couple of months afterwards, so I think it’s time well invested. |
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"I posted joke answers last time we had a thread about this, so I’ll take it seriously this time.
I visit an order of vestal virgins who pluck the hairs out one by one using steel tweezers they’ve warmed in a bath of scented oil. It takes a few hours but my balls stay silky smooth for a couple of months afterwards, so I think it’s time well invested."
Put a link up, for the vestal virgin sack and crack services |
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"Put a link up, for the vestal virgin sack and crack services "
The order doesn’t allow technology in the holy harem house, so no website I’m afraid. Appointments by pilgrimage and payments by tithe. |
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"Put a link up, for the vestal virgin sack and crack services
The order doesn’t allow technology in the holy harem house, so no website I’m afraid. Appointments by pilgrimage and payments by tithe."
When you say pilgrimage, are we talking walking barefoot over rock terrain.....tithe I can manage tho for vestal virgin smooth sac |
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