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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago
Bradford |
I've just broken up with my blow up doll girlfriend, although I did it nicely and let her down gently.
She didn't say much just let out a big sigh.
To be fair it was never going to work out as we'd been patching things up for ages. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like Jimmy Carr's version:
I don't care if my gf spits or swallows... Because once I have come I am a-sleep! So long as her calling a cab doesn't interfere with that I don't mind! 
(can't remember it all!) |
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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago
Bradford |
"I like Jimmy Carr's version:
I don't care if my gf spits or swallows... Because once I have come I am a-sleep! So long as her calling a cab doesn't interfere with that I don't mind!
(can't remember it all!)"
Lol yeh he's quality |
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