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By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

be gentle and tell a lie about the person above

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

Was not an extra in The Hobbit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"be gentle and tell a lie about the person above"

I think you enjoy telling lies a little too much

Is that really you in your pic or are you a female in disguise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He is a monk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

once knocked a man out by slapping him round the face with a dildo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"once knocked a man out by slapping him round the face with a dildo "

Wouldn't surprise me if that was true lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"once knocked a man out by slapping him round the face with a dildo

Wouldn't surprise me if that was true lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"once knocked a man out by slapping him round the face with a dildo

Wouldn't surprise me if that was true lol

Don't try looking all surprised it won't wash lol

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By *ulfilthmentMan over a year ago

Just around the corner

Once spanked Phil Harding with a shovel.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"once knocked a man out by slapping him round the face with a dildo

Wouldn't surprise me if that was true lol

Don't try looking all surprised it won't wash lol "

Tell lies about lies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once spanked Phil Harding with a shovel."

Who???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once spanked Phil Harding with a shovel.

Who???

Bet you did as well

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By *xodussxMan over a year ago

sheffield

Julie has no valid driving licence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once spanked Phil Harding with a shovel.

Who???

Bet you did as well

Well I don't like to know the names of my victims so I might have

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Julie has no valid driving licence

Pick on me day I see

This poster is in fact the PM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Julie has no valid driving licence

is really REALLY crap in bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Julie has no valid driving licence

is really REALLY crap in bed "

Good job I'm tough

Is an angel and has NO sex toys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doesn't shag the sofa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Doesn't shag the sofa

It was a dance

Doesn't smoke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wants to sit on my face and peddle my ears then ride me like a pony

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wants to sit on my face and peddle my ears then ride me like a pony

Would prefer M to do that

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By *eavensent78Couple over a year ago

west mids

Don't look sure hot in her pics xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has anunattractive arse

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By *xodussxMan over a year ago

sheffield

"Julie has no valid driving licence

is really REALLY crap in bed

Good job I'm tough

Is an angel and has NO sex toys

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

His nutz arent really rusty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"His nutz arent really rusty

WD40

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is justin biebers dad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is not insulting at all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sucks cock better than any woman could

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By *eavensent78Couple over a year ago

west mids

Hates wearing lipstick

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By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

has a tattoo on her arse which says any holes a goal in mandarin it was meant to say her partners name but she had pissed off the tattoo guy when d*unk the night before

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is a drag queen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Loves nothing more than Morris dancing at the weekends!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is really the Queen in disguise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

loves manchester city and has a tattoo with i

Mancini on the inside of his left arm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Likes cheese

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

used a mannaquin for the leg pics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has gone shopping today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has gone shopping today

supposed to be a lie lol

loving my new hoody though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has gone shopping today

supposed to be a lie lol

loving my new hoody though

I didn't think you'd made it out! Damn!

I'll tell a lie about myself before I go..

Won't go racing down the M69 in say 10 mins

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has gone shopping today

supposed to be a lie lol

loving my new hoody though

I didn't think you'd made it out! Damn!

I'll tell a lie about myself before I go..

Won't go racing down the M69 in say 10 mins

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where's the lie lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you touch his ankles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

likes to take anal dry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

was forced to wear those shoes and lives in crocs on a daily basis.. oh and she was previously called raymond, and he was previously called caroline

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was a page 3 glamour model until she decided to have a sex change

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was a page 3 glamour model until she decided to have a sex change "

*sobs* was the sadest day ever and you swore youd never tell a soul

you leave me no choice but to out you both... anyone remember the teletubbies.. the green one and purple one... well here they are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was a page 3 glamour model until she decided to have a sex change

*sobs* was the sadest day ever and you swore youd never tell a soul

you leave me no choice but to out you both... anyone remember the teletubbies.. the green one and purple one... well here they are

Weren't the teletubbies somewhat round ish? We have done pretty good to lose our extra pounds! Don't you think?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was a page 3 glamour model until she decided to have a sex change

*sobs* was the sadest day ever and you swore youd never tell a soul

you leave me no choice but to out you both... anyone remember the teletubbies.. the green one and purple one... well here they are

Weren't the teletubbies somewhat round ish? We have done pretty good to lose our extra pounds! Don't you think? "

Oooo that's an insult

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was a page 3 glamour model until she decided to have a sex change

*sobs* was the sadest day ever and you swore youd never tell a soul

you leave me no choice but to out you both... anyone remember the teletubbies.. the green one and purple one... well here they are

Weren't the teletubbies somewhat round ish? We have done pretty good to lose our extra pounds! Don't you think?

Oooo that's an insult

Too whom? The teletubbies?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

im confused? i meant you guys were the actors inside the costumes.. should have been clearer

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Lives in The Outer Hebredies

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By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

secretly supports forest and has posters of there team on his walls

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Oi no swearing on this forum please

Got rejected as a Ronald McDonald lookalike

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By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

"Oi no swearing on this forum please

Got rejected as a Ronald McDonald lookalike "

i made it to the last two though

gets his name from his days on the moors worrying the said rams

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By *xscotMan over a year ago

Kingston

picked his name from the film Casablanca - like everyone else he got it wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is in fact Irish

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By *homas pannsMan over a year ago

leicester

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By *xscotMan over a year ago

Kingston

such a brilliant post had to be removed before it blinded everyone

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Has a twin brother called Expram

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By *uncpl2015Couple over a year ago

Bridgend Area

"Has a twin brother called Expram"

Supports the best team in the country

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By *uncouple981Couple over a year ago

ayrshire

They are not a fun couple! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The world champion egg in the bum hider

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By *xscotMan over a year ago

Kingston

has cornered he marked in fake testicles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hasn't actually got a kilt, it's part of his St Trinians outfit

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By *uncpl2015Couple over a year ago

Bridgend Area

Buys his knickers on Ebay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Buys his knickers on Ebay"

primark actually but shhh

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Buys his knickers on Ebay

primark actually but shhh

doesn't send my heart racing when looking at his awful pics

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By *homas pannsMan over a year ago

leicester

Wears massive apple catchers.!!!!!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Preaches sermons from a cherry picker

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Preaches sermons from a cherry picker"

wants to become a priest

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Owns every Judas Priest album

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

Doesnt own a record player

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Teaches kids how to play the recorder but only knows one note

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By *ig D and little HCouple over a year ago

nottingham

Has anal warts.on his cock

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sells bacon butties on the A50 but has to flag down passing motorists

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By *ig D and little HCouple over a year ago

nottingham

Breeds piecosts for a living

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

That avatar pic was taken on holiday as a Greece Nipple

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By *xscotMan over a year ago

Kingston

thinks the A50 was the best car ever (for the older people amongst us)

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is a fully paid up member of the Austin Owners Club, his neighbor has an Aston Martin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Once went to hospital with his nudger stuck in a hamster wheel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Discovered global warming.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

His only passion is listening to Ice Ice Baby on a Sunday Morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has a nipple shaped like Japan!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Doesn't know north from south

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Doesn't know north from south "

That's why I live in the middle!

Thinks Jesus rode a dinosaur...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Graduated from Harvard

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Failed miserably when he tried to walk on water

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By *xscotMan over a year ago

Kingston

Bakes all his own bread - but only whiter than white stuff

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Only buys out of date bread so he can tease the ducks on his local pond

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knows what Meatloaf won't do...

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If you have read one of my previous posts, then you will know I received a bj at a Meatloaf gig in the 80's

Plays chess on his own

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

James Bond in disguise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you have read one of my previous posts, then you will know I received a bj at a Meatloaf gig in the 80's

Plays chess on his own "

From Meatloaf?!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Nah, one of his backing singers

Your move

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thinks Isla St Clare is a holiday destination!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Gorges on Eclair cakes every morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Survived a punch from Chuck Norris

Just!

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By *xscotMan over a year ago

Kingston

thinks he is Chuck Norris

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Thinks Pantera involves a trip to M&S

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

his hat is made from human skin, stripped from previous fab meets

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By *xscotMan over a year ago

Kingston

uses photoshop to enhance her breast on her pics - is actually less than an A cup

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...and his hat is made from kitten fur which he lures into his home using cheese on a stick...

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By *xscotMan over a year ago

Kingston

was invited to a swing club - dressed in their basques - only to find it was a swing dance club

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Once went to Spain but couldn't find a Basque to fit him

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By *xscotMan over a year ago

Kingston

went to Brans Hatch because he heard there was a grand Prix there - was dissaointed to find it was motor cars racing around

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Only ever goes on holiday to Kingston Jamaica

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By *ipper DeVineTV/TS over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Only ever goes on holiday to Kingston Jamaica "

They shoot my nan!

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By *xscotMan over a year ago

Kingston

went down the docks ans said "hello sailor" and was invited to pull on a rope - much to his disgust

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Flashes his bits to the vicar as a bellringer at his local church

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By *homas pannsMan over a year ago

leicester

Buys his hats from Texas

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Works on the checkout in Tesco

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By *xscotMan over a year ago

Kingston

lives in the US but pretends to be english to attract fans (it doesnt work though)

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Attracts flies

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By *o-jCouple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

unzips flies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

went to the dentist for a bluetooth

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Thinks a blue movie is Avatar

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By *homas pannsMan over a year ago

leicester

Wears his hat to bed

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By *acdoodleMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Is a secret wig wearer

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By *homas pannsMan over a year ago

leicester

Plays football for Qpr

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Suffers from vertigo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

always wanted to be a ballet dancer

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Has all of Cliff Richard's albums

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sings I'm a Barbie Girl word perfect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

was enrolled at the national school for bakery

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By *xscotMan over a year ago

Kingston

learned her makeup skills at the Japanese Kobuko school

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By *uncouple981Couple over a year ago

ayrshire

He's not a true scotsman. He always wears Brazilian panties under his kilt

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

Has to tie her hair up to hide her bald spot

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Religiously eats a deep fried Mars bar for breakfast

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By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

loves a good sausage for breakfast

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ambushes old dears with an umbrella

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By *xscotMan over a year ago

Kingston

auditioned for the men in black and was disappointed when they told him to change his white vest

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

"auditioned for the men in black and was disappointed when they told him to change his white vest "

doesnt admit to playing with himself on his profile

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Works behind the bar and giggles like Barbra Windsor

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By *xscotMan over a year ago

Kingston

"Works behind the bar and giggles like Barbra Windsor "

Mainly because he is hiding behind the bar and tickling her toes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Works behind the bar and giggles like Barbra Windsor

Mainly because he is hiding behind the bar and tickling her toes "

has a thing for wooley socks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

in love with boy next door x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has his y-fronts on backwards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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likes to write things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has his y-fronts on backwards

doesnt like santa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

likes it up the bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"likes it up the bum

its supposed to be lies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Once won a bogie eating contest, actually it was last week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once won a bogie eating contest, actually it was last week

Has to keep his hands in his pockets to manage his 18" cock...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once won a bogie eating contest, actually it was last week

once had as strap on up his ass and loved it and licked it clean after

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once won a bogie eating contest, actually it was last week

once had as strap on up his ass and loved it and licked it clean after

Had a cactus up the bum for her first anal experience

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once won a bogie eating contest, actually it was last week

once had as strap on up his ass and loved it and licked it clean after

Had a cactus up the bum for her first anal experience

loves sucking cock more than me

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Likes plaiting her pubes

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By *amschwingerzCouple over a year ago

West

Is meeting people at the moment

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By *xscotMan over a year ago

Kingston

wants to move to Essex to meet a higher class of people

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Has watched every episode of T.O.W.I.E.

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By *amschwingerzCouple over a year ago

West

Really supports forest!

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By *xscotMan over a year ago

Kingston

loves to have sex in the forest (team changing room)

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By *eicsCouple over a year ago

leicester

Wears ladies underpants with the kilt!

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By *xscotMan over a year ago

Kingston

"Wears ladies underpants with the kilt!"

never under the kilt - not enough room in them

never wants a man to see what she is wearing

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is ashamed of what is under his Kilt

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By *homas pannsMan over a year ago

leicester

Play rugby at weekends

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Play rugby at weekends

isn't going to jump

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Knits jumpers relentlessly

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Knits jumpers relentlessly "

buys _azzaahh her knitting needles

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Has a pet Hedgehog cunningly named Curly

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

Is allowed to stoke _azzaahhs hedgehog

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Likes to eat hob knobs where ever she goes

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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Can say Beans Means Heinz in 57 different accents

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is sitting on a bike with no seat in his profile pic

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"Can say Beans Means Heinz in 57 different accents "

supports Chelsea

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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Has posters of all the Hibs players on her bedroom wall

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Likes to cover himself head to toe in jam

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

Looks better with a beard

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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Only eats crisps

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

Wants cazzahh free crisps

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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Once gave Gary Lineker a bj

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Once gave Gary Lineker a bj "

I wish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once gave Gary Lineker a bj

I wish

once had a custard bath

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm never a thread killer

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