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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
Good evening everyone and welcome to the Sunday night Open mic nocturnal thread...
Tonight there is no nocturnal host....you are all hosts of the late thread...
Come and tell us a joke, an amazing fact, Have a rant about something, write us a poem, recommend a TV show or movie..
Oscars predictions are also very welcome tonight....
Why not stop by and say hello especially if you're a newbie or lurker....
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"Good evening Ash and the other beautiful ones. This is my favourite ever fact 
A group of penguins in the water is called a raft but on land they're called a waddle  "
I did not know that, you learn something everyday!! |
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"Good evening Ash and the other beautiful ones. This is my favourite ever fact
A group of penguins in the water is called a raft but on land they're called a waddle "
Good evening LB,hope you're well That's a great one I must remember that .
XX |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Hi Ash and gorgeous Noc folk. No Oscar predictions but guessing Lois is about to win the Pottery Throwdown.
J"
Good evening Julie..I don't know anything about the movies that have been nominated for an Oscar!
Do you want Lois to win?.... |
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Hi ash thanks for reminding about the oscars .
Here a joke
Two Hollywood stars bump into each other at therapist office
Hi there one said
Are you coming or going
The other said if I knew that I wouldn't. Be here. |
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"Good evening Ash and the other beautiful ones. This is my favourite ever fact
A group of penguins in the water is called a raft but on land they're called a waddle
I did not know that, you learn something everyday!!"
It’s honestly a quiz winner |
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"Evening
No pottery spoilers please. I’m on catch up.
I’d love to be on it one day. But my throwing isn’t there yet.
What are you throwing "
Ha ha!!! I’m not. I’m really a hand builder…. I have the offer of more throwing lessons/practice. But it’s just not my thing. |
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"Good evening Ash and the other beautiful ones. This is my favourite ever fact
A group of penguins in the water is called a raft but on land they're called a waddle
Good evening LB,hope you're well That's a great one I must remember that .
XX"
I’m really good thanks beautiful. Hope you are too. And I’m full of useless knowledge |
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"Evening
No pottery spoilers please. I’m on catch up.
I’d love to be on it one day. But my throwing isn’t there yet.
What are you throwing
Ha ha!!! I’m not. I’m really a hand builder…. I have the offer of more throwing lessons/practice. But it’s just not my thing."
So no Ghost moments to be had in your studio?  |
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over a year ago
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"Good evening Ash and the other beautiful ones. This is my favourite ever fact
A group of penguins in the water is called a raft but on land they're called a waddle "
But if it waddles like a duck then are penguins actually ducks in disguise? |
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"Hi Ash and gorgeous Noc folk. No Oscar predictions but guessing Lois is about to win the Pottery Throwdown.
J
Good evening Julie..I don't know anything about the movies that have been nominated for an Oscar!
Do you want Lois to win?...."
I really like everyone on it this year. I think she deserves to win. |
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"Good evening Ash and the other beautiful ones. This is my favourite ever fact
A group of penguins in the water is called a raft but on land they're called a waddle
But if it waddles like a duck then are penguins actually ducks in disguise? "
I’m afraid not. But Peacocks are Drag Chickens  |
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Good evening all you fabulous sexy people!!
Big snogs for all my favourite ladies
My useless bit of trivia is that Charing Cross is the datum point which all distances are measured to and from London. So, when you see signs saying “London 100 miles”, it’s 100 miles to Charing Cross.
You. Are. Welcome. |
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"Evening all, just waiting for pottery throw down to finish, I think Lois will win it
Good evening DJones...we will have to see who wins.... "
And the winner is *%#€*$&£, well done and throughly deserved!! |
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"Evening
No pottery spoilers please. I’m on catch up.
I’d love to be on it one day. But my throwing isn’t there yet.
What are you throwing
Ha ha!!! I’m not. I’m really a hand builder…. I have the offer of more throwing lessons/practice. But it’s just not my thing."
We had a throwing lesson. It was frustratingly harder than I expected. I really thought I'd be good at it but I was terrible  B was brilliant and the tutor was gushing over his natural talent. I might've pouted quite a lot. |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Good evening Ash and the other beautiful ones. This is my favourite ever fact
A group of penguins in the water is called a raft but on land they're called a waddle "
Good evening _ittlebird....that was a great fact...I didn't know that about the penguins..... |
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By *ip2Man
over a year ago
Near Maidenhead |
"I am listening to From Paris To Berlin by Infernal.
Good evening pip....i like this song...  "
Good evening to you too.
Like the song says: from Paris to Berlin, my heart is pumping for love... |
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"Good evening everyone. Did someone say useless, I mean interesting facts. Know dozens of them
XX
Good evening claire....we love useless facts on the nocturnal thread "
My favourite fact at the moment is.....
At the Olympic Games the only thing that moves faster than the tip of a fencers weapon, is the bullet from a marksman's gun.
XX |
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"Evening
No pottery spoilers please. I’m on catch up.
I’d love to be on it one day. But my throwing isn’t there yet.
What are you throwing
Ha ha!!! I’m not. I’m really a hand builder…. I have the offer of more throwing lessons/practice. But it’s just not my thing.
We had a throwing lesson. It was frustratingly harder than I expected. I really thought I'd be good at it but I was terrible B was brilliant and the tutor was gushing over his natural talent. I might've pouted quite a lot."
It really is. Plus I don’t enjoy it as much. |
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"Good evening Ash and the other beautiful ones. This is my favourite ever fact
A group of penguins in the water is called a raft but on land they're called a waddle
Good evening _ittlebird....that was a great fact...I didn't know that about the penguins..... "
Good evening darling Ash and you’re welcome. I use that one often as it’s so lovely  |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Hi ash thanks for reminding about the oscars .
Here a joke
Two Hollywood stars bump into each other at therapist office
Hi there one said
Are you coming or going
The other said if I knew that I wouldn't. Be here."
Good evening Master R...you're welcome....I can just imagine that happening at a Hollywood therapist office... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Good evening all you fabulous sexy people!!
Big snogs for all my favourite ladies
My useless bit of trivia is that Charing Cross is the datum point which all distances are measured to and from London. So, when you see signs saying “London 100 miles”, it’s 100 miles to Charing Cross.
You. Are. Welcome."
Good evening Felix....thanks for the trivia....I hope there isn't lots of lost people wondering around charing Cross! |
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Good evening Brôther Åsh † and evening felicitations to the well-heeled and hedonistic Nøcturnalites of the Noc' Snug Bår. You shall find me on a Louis Ghost chair, next to the hearth, sipping freshly made coffee, served from my trusty Cafetière.
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g°°d evening to...
PrinçessPuddle , JulieAndBééf, pÏp², DJønes, bitVÇlaire, LíttlèBírd (Le Petit Oiseau), MístyPèaks, mAyA, °leedsfitguy° ...and... FëlixSightëd. |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Good evening Ash and fellow nocturnes. So did we know that Walt Disney has won the most Oscars...26 in total. I'm yet to be nominated...."
Good evening Leeds....I did not know that about Walt Disney...I'm sure you'll be nominated next year.... |
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"Good evening all you fabulous sexy people!!
Big snogs for all my favourite ladies
My useless bit of trivia is that Charing Cross is the datum point which all distances are measured to and from London. So, when you see signs saying “London 100 miles”, it’s 100 miles to Charing Cross.
You. Are. Welcome."
Evening Fickle Felix x |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Good evening everyone. Did someone say useless, I mean interesting facts. Know dozens of them
XX
Good evening claire....we love useless facts on the nocturnal thread
My favourite fact at the moment is.....
At the Olympic Games the only thing that moves faster than the tip of a fencers weapon, is the bullet from a marksman's gun.
XX "
Thanks for the fact Claire...
I'm looking forward to the breakdancing at the next Olympics... |
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I don't have many random facts in my head so I just looked one up on Guinness World Records. The longest orgasm in mammals is that of the domestic pig Sus scrofa domesticus. On average, its orgasm lasts 30 minutes, but it can last for as long as 90 minutes. 
J |
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over a year ago
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"Good evening Ash and the other beautiful ones. This is my favourite ever fact
A group of penguins in the water is called a raft but on land they're called a waddle
But if it waddles like a duck then are penguins actually ducks in disguise?
I’m afraid not. But Peacocks are Drag Chickens "
So is Peacock some kind of nom de plumage? |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Good evening Brôther Åsh † and evening felicitations to the well-heeled and hedonistic Nøcturnalites of the Noc' Snug Bår. You shall find me on a Louis Ghost chair, next to the hearth, sipping freshly made coffee, served from my trusty Cafetière.
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g°°d evening to...
PrinçessPuddle, JulieAndBééf, pÏp², DJønes, bitVÇlaire, LíttlèBírd (Le Petit Oiseau), MístyPèaks, mAyA, °leedsfitguy° ...and... FëlixSightëd."
Good evening brother Nero...I hope you're enjoying the coffee on this night of the oscars.... |
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"Hi ash thanks for reminding about the oscars .
Here a joke
Two Hollywood stars bump into each other at therapist office
Hi there one said
Are you coming or going
The other said if I knew that I wouldn't. Be here.
Good evening Master R...you're welcome....I can just imagine that happening at a Hollywood therapist
office... "
Yes im sure there a porn movie out there .
I've watched the Oscars ever year for the past 40 years .
But I've not been to cinema for cpl of years due to covid . but watch
movies online . |
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"Good evening Ash and the other beautiful ones. This is my favourite ever fact
A group of penguins in the water is called a raft but on land they're called a waddle
But if it waddles like a duck then are penguins actually ducks in disguise?
I’m afraid not. But Peacocks are Drag Chickens
So is Peacock some kind of nom de plumage? "
You knows it |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I don't have many random facts in my head so I just looked one up on Guinness World Records. The longest orgasm in mammals is that of the domestic pig Sus scrofa domesticus. On average, its orgasm lasts 30 minutes, but it can last for as long as 90 minutes.
J"
I'm pretty sure that would take some of the fun out it. |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I don't have many random facts in my head so I just looked one up on Guinness World Records. The longest orgasm in mammals is that of the domestic pig Sus scrofa domesticus. On average, its orgasm lasts 30 minutes, but it can last for as long as 90 minutes.
J"
That's a long orgasm.....
I put viagra drops in my eyes once...it didn't work but made me look hard.... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Hi ash thanks for reminding about the oscars .
Here a joke
Two Hollywood stars bump into each other at therapist office
Hi there one said
Are you coming or going
The other said if I knew that I wouldn't. Be here.
Good evening Master R...you're welcome....I can just imagine that happening at a Hollywood therapist
office...
Yes im sure there a porn movie out there .
I've watched the Oscars ever year for the past 40 years .
But I've not been to cinema for cpl of years due to covid . but watch
movies online ."
I also haven't been to the cinema since before covid and don't think I will ever go back... |
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"I don't have many random facts in my head so I just looked one up on Guinness World Records. The longest orgasm in mammals is that of the domestic pig Sus scrofa domesticus. On average, its orgasm lasts 30 minutes, but it can last for as long as 90 minutes.
J
That's a long orgasm.....
I put viagra drops in my eyes once...it didn't work but made me look hard.... "
Badum-tish  |
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"Good evening everyone. Did someone say useless, I mean interesting facts. Know dozens of them
XX
Good evening claire....we love useless facts on the nocturnal thread
My favourite fact at the moment is.....
At the Olympic Games the only thing that moves faster than the tip of a fencers weapon, is the bullet from a marksman's gun.
XX "
Now that is interesting! Just goes to show you really shouldn’t take a knife to a gunfight!! |
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"I don't have many random facts in my head so I just looked one up on Guinness World Records. The longest orgasm in mammals is that of the domestic pig Sus scrofa domesticus. On average, its orgasm lasts 30 minutes, but it can last for as long as 90 minutes.
J
That's a long orgasm.....
I put viagra drops in my eyes once...it didn't work but made me look hard....
Badum-tish "
Christ on a bike I was just typing this. Jinx part Deux |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I don't have many random facts in my head so I just looked one up on Guinness World Records. The longest orgasm in mammals is that of the domestic pig Sus scrofa domesticus. On average, its orgasm lasts 30 minutes, but it can last for as long as 90 minutes.
J
That's a long orgasm.....
I put viagra drops in my eyes once...it didn't work but made me look hard....
Badum-tish "
I crossed a rooster with an owl and got a cock that stayed up all night... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I don't have many random facts in my head so I just looked one up on Guinness World Records. The longest orgasm in mammals is that of the domestic pig Sus scrofa domesticus. On average, its orgasm lasts 30 minutes, but it can last for as long as 90 minutes.
J
That's a long orgasm.....
I put viagra drops in my eyes once...it didn't work but made me look hard....
Badum-tish
Christ on a bike I was just typing this. Jinx part Deux "
Sorry _ittlebird...
I won't tell any more viagra jokes..... |
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"Good evening all you fabulous sexy people!!
Big snogs for all my favourite ladies
My useless bit of trivia is that Charing Cross is the datum point which all distances are measured to and from London. So, when you see signs saying “London 100 miles”, it’s 100 miles to Charing Cross.
You. Are. Welcome.
Evening Fickle Felix x"
Hello my gorgeous girl! Stop sulking and let me snog your face |
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".•°°
Good evening princess....congrats on being first poster tonight....
Your prize is a hot drink of your choice...
How was your weekend?..... "
Good evening, can I have a hot chocolate please..•°°
My weekend was mostly lovely, how was your weekend? |
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"I don't have many random facts in my head so I just looked one up on Guinness World Records. The longest orgasm in mammals is that of the domestic pig Sus scrofa domesticus. On average, its orgasm lasts 30 minutes, but it can last for as long as 90 minutes.
J
That's a long orgasm.....
I put viagra drops in my eyes once...it didn't work but made me look hard....
Badum-tish
Christ on a bike I was just typing this. Jinx part Deux
Sorry _ittlebird...
I won't tell any more viagra jokes..... "
Go for it Ash. We all like a bit of hard humour |
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"Good evening all you fabulous sexy people!!
Big snogs for all my favourite ladies
My useless bit of trivia is that Charing Cross is the datum point which all distances are measured to and from London. So, when you see signs saying “London 100 miles”, it’s 100 miles to Charing Cross.
You. Are. Welcome.
Evening Fickle Felix x
Hello my gorgeous girl! Stop sulking and let me snog your face "
Ah go on then  |
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"I don't have many random facts in my head so I just looked one up on Guinness World Records. The longest orgasm in mammals is that of the domestic pig Sus scrofa domesticus. On average, its orgasm lasts 30 minutes, but it can last for as long as 90 minutes.
J
That's a long orgasm.....
I put viagra drops in my eyes once...it didn't work but made me look hard....
Badum-tish
Christ on a bike I was just typing this. Jinx part Deux "
Need be sure that safe specs is carried out |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Good evening all you fabulous sexy people!!
Big snogs for all my favourite ladies
My useless bit of trivia is that Charing Cross is the datum point which all distances are measured to and from London. So, when you see signs saying “London 100 miles”, it’s 100 miles to Charing Cross.
You. Are. Welcome.
Evening Fickle Felix x
Hello my gorgeous girl! Stop sulking and let me snog your face
Ah go on then "
Pushover.  |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
".•°°
Good evening princess....congrats on being first poster tonight....
Your prize is a hot drink of your choice...
How was your weekend?.....
Good evening, can I have a hot chocolate please..•°°
My weekend was mostly lovely, how was your weekend?"
One hot chocolate coming right up...
I had a nice relaxing weekend thank you.... |
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"Good evening all you fabulous sexy people!!
Big snogs for all my favourite ladies
My useless bit of trivia is that Charing Cross is the datum point which all distances are measured to and from London. So, when you see signs saying “London 100 miles”, it’s 100 miles to Charing Cross.
You. Are. Welcome.
Evening Fickle Felix x
Hello my gorgeous girl! Stop sulking and let me snog your face
Ah go on then "
Yay!! You have lovely lips
And may I say, what a smashing blouse you have on. |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I don't have many random facts in my head so I just looked one up on Guinness World Records. The longest orgasm in mammals is that of the domestic pig Sus scrofa domesticus. On average, its orgasm lasts 30 minutes, but it can last for as long as 90 minutes.
J
That's a long orgasm.....
I put viagra drops in my eyes once...it didn't work but made me look hard....
Badum-tish
Christ on a bike I was just typing this. Jinx part Deux
Sorry _ittlebird...
I won't tell any more viagra jokes.....
Go for it Ash. We all like a bit of hard humour "
Last night my mate put his viagra drops in his tea...it didn't work but did make his biscuits go hard.... |
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"I don't have many random facts in my head so I just looked one up on Guinness World Records. The longest orgasm in mammals is that of the domestic pig Sus scrofa domesticus. On average, its orgasm lasts 30 minutes, but it can last for as long as 90 minutes.
J
That's a long orgasm.....
I put viagra drops in my eyes once...it didn't work but made me look hard....
Badum-tish
Christ on a bike I was just typing this. Jinx part Deux
Sorry _ittlebird...
I won't tell any more viagra jokes.....
Go for it Ash. We all like a bit of hard humour "
Those walnuts can be especially hard to crack... |
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"I don't have many random facts in my head so I just looked one up on Guinness World Records. The longest orgasm in mammals is that of the domestic pig Sus scrofa domesticus. On average, its orgasm lasts 30 minutes, but it can last for as long as 90 minutes.
J
That's a long orgasm.....
I put viagra drops in my eyes once...it didn't work but made me look hard....
Badum-tish
Christ on a bike I was just typing this. Jinx part Deux
Sorry _ittlebird...
I won't tell any more viagra jokes.....
Go for it Ash. We all like a bit of hard humour
Last night my mate put his viagra drops in his tea...it didn't work but did make his biscuits go hard.... "
But did he make the tea with hard water...? |
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"Good evening all you fabulous sexy people!!
Big snogs for all my favourite ladies
My useless bit of trivia is that Charing Cross is the datum point which all distances are measured to and from London. So, when you see signs saying “London 100 miles”, it’s 100 miles to Charing Cross.
You. Are. Welcome.
Evening Fickle Felix x
Hello my gorgeous girl! Stop sulking and let me snog your face
Ah go on then
Pushover. "
Nah - to be fair he’s been at it for weeks |
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I won't tell any more viagra jokes.....
Go for it Ash. We all like a bit of hard humour
Last night my mate put his viagra drops in his tea...it didn't work but did make his biscuits go hard.... "
Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time? He didn't know if he was coming or going |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I don't have many random facts in my head so I just looked one up on Guinness World Records. The longest orgasm in mammals is that of the domestic pig Sus scrofa domesticus. On average, its orgasm lasts 30 minutes, but it can last for as long as 90 minutes.
J
That's a long orgasm.....
I put viagra drops in my eyes once...it didn't work but made me look hard....
Badum-tish
Christ on a bike I was just typing this. Jinx part Deux
Sorry _ittlebird...
I won't tell any more viagra jokes.....
Go for it Ash. We all like a bit of hard humour
Last night my mate put his viagra drops in his tea...it didn't work but did make his biscuits go hard....
But did he make the tea with hard water...? "
We only use soft water down here in London.... |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Good evening all you fabulous sexy people!!
Big snogs for all my favourite ladies
My useless bit of trivia is that Charing Cross is the datum point which all distances are measured to and from London. So, when you see signs saying “London 100 miles”, it’s 100 miles to Charing Cross.
You. Are. Welcome.
Evening Fickle Felix x
Hello my gorgeous girl! Stop sulking and let me snog your face
Ah go on then
Pushover.
Nah - to be fair he’s been at it for weeks "
Tease!
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"I don't have many random facts in my head so I just looked one up on Guinness World Records. The longest orgasm in mammals is that of the domestic pig Sus scrofa domesticus. On average, its orgasm lasts 30 minutes, but it can last for as long as 90 minutes.
J
That's a long orgasm.....
I put viagra drops in my eyes once...it didn't work but made me look hard....
Badum-tish
Christ on a bike I was just typing this. Jinx part Deux
Sorry _ittlebird...
I won't tell any more viagra jokes.....
Go for it Ash. We all like a bit of hard humour
Last night my mate put his viagra drops in his tea...it didn't work but did make his biscuits go hard....
But did he make the tea with hard water...?
We only use soft water down here in London.... "
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"D
I won't tell any more viagra jokes.....
Go for it Ash. We all like a bit of hard humour
Last night my mate put his viagra drops in his tea...it didn't work but did make his biscuits go hard....
Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time? He didn't know if he was coming or going "
Something something looking for hardened criminals. |
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"D
I won't tell any more viagra jokes.....
Go for it Ash. We all like a bit of hard humour
Last night my mate put his viagra drops in his tea...it didn't work but did make his biscuits go hard....
Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time? He didn't know if he was coming or going
Something something looking for hardened criminals."
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"Good evening all you fabulous sexy people!!
Big snogs for all my favourite ladies
My useless bit of trivia is that Charing Cross is the datum point which all distances are measured to and from London. So, when you see signs saying “London 100 miles”, it’s 100 miles to Charing Cross.
You. Are. Welcome.
Evening Fickle Felix x
Hello my gorgeous girl! Stop sulking and let me snog your face
Ah go on then
Pushover.
Nah - to be fair he’s been at it for weeks
Tease!
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"Good evening all you fabulous sexy people!!
Big snogs for all my favourite ladies
My useless bit of trivia is that Charing Cross is the datum point which all distances are measured to and from London. So, when you see signs saying “London 100 miles”, it’s 100 miles to Charing Cross.
You. Are. Welcome.
Evening Fickle Felix x
Hello my gorgeous girl! Stop sulking and let me snog your face
Ah go on then
Pushover.
Nah - to be fair he’s been at it for weeks
Tease!
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Good evening all you fabulous sexy people!!
Big snogs for all my favourite ladies
My useless bit of trivia is that Charing Cross is the datum point which all distances are measured to and from London. So, when you see signs saying “London 100 miles”, it’s 100 miles to Charing Cross.
You. Are. Welcome.
Evening Fickle Felix x
Hello my gorgeous girl! Stop sulking and let me snog your face
Ah go on then
Pushover.
Nah - to be fair he’s been at it for weeks
Tease!
She knows she has to let me snog her fanny soon "
You poor boy. She's leading you by your little lad...
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over a year ago
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I won't tell any more viagra jokes.....
Go for it Ash. We all like a bit of hard humour
Last night my mate put his viagra drops in his tea...it didn't work but did make his biscuits go hard....
Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time? He didn't know if he was coming or going
Something something looking for hardened criminals.
^^ that’s better than the joke "
A cat burglar took Viagra and became a hardened criminal forever chasing pussy.... |
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"Good evening all you fabulous sexy people!!
Big snogs for all my favourite ladies
My useless bit of trivia is that Charing Cross is the datum point which all distances are measured to and from London. So, when you see signs saying “London 100 miles”, it’s 100 miles to Charing Cross.
You. Are. Welcome.
Evening Fickle Felix x
Hello my gorgeous girl! Stop sulking and let me snog your face
Ah go on then
Pushover.
Nah - to be fair he’s been at it for weeks
Tease!
She knows she has to let me snog her fanny soon
You poor boy. She's leading you by your little lad...
"
Oh I do hope so, davina!! |
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"Good evening all you fabulous sexy people!!
Big snogs for all my favourite ladies
My useless bit of trivia is that Charing Cross is the datum point which all distances are measured to and from London. So, when you see signs saying “London 100 miles”, it’s 100 miles to Charing Cross.
You. Are. Welcome.
Evening Fickle Felix x
Hello my gorgeous girl! Stop sulking and let me snog your face
Ah go on then
Pushover.
Nah - to be fair he’s been at it for weeks
Tease!
She knows she has to let me snog her fanny soon
You poor boy. She's leading you by your little lad...
"
Poor boy?!?! I’m not exactly a siren. |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
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I won't tell any more viagra jokes.....
Go for it Ash. We all like a bit of hard humour
Last night my mate put his viagra drops in his tea...it didn't work but did make his biscuits go hard....
Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time? He didn't know if he was coming or going "
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Good evening all you fabulous sexy people!!
Big snogs for all my favourite ladies
My useless bit of trivia is that Charing Cross is the datum point which all distances are measured to and from London. So, when you see signs saying “London 100 miles”, it’s 100 miles to Charing Cross.
You. Are. Welcome.
Evening Fickle Felix x
Hello my gorgeous girl! Stop sulking and let me snog your face
Ah go on then
Pushover.
Nah - to be fair he’s been at it for weeks
Tease!
She knows she has to let me snog her fanny soon
You poor boy. She's leading you by your little lad...
Poor boy?!?! I’m not exactly a siren. "
Well, you probably are; but I'm thinking more blue light. |
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"Beuno estente nocturnalistas 
Buenas noches Daniel....are you ready for the new week ahead?....
Kind of, got pre Monday Blues 
Awww… sending big weekend hugs. Don’t think about it "
Why thankyou my dear, much appreciated |
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"Good evening all you fabulous sexy people!!
Big snogs for all my favourite ladies
My useless bit of trivia is that Charing Cross is the datum point which all distances are measured to and from London. So, when you see signs saying “London 100 miles”, it’s 100 miles to Charing Cross.
You. Are. Welcome.
Evening Fickle Felix x
Hello my gorgeous girl! Stop sulking and let me snog your face
Ah go on then
Pushover.
Nah - to be fair he’s been at it for weeks
Tease!
She knows she has to let me snog her fanny soon
You poor boy. She's leading you by your little lad...
Poor boy?!?! I’m not exactly a siren. "
You are to me. I want you!
Time for Felix to get in his basket now. Have a pleasant night all and see you anon |
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