"My wand. I've only had it 4 months and it's completely broken today 
Any recommendations for a new one?  "
How much are you Willing to pay
For the replacement .
So I can work out how money I could save you by giving you multiple orgasms myself . |
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"I’m no expert but from what lovely ladies have told me, the original is still the best. Go for a Doxy."
Sorry, I forgot to say something pervy. Letting my gender down, there. Erm … how about … Give me a shout once it gets delivered. I’d love to hold it for you. |
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I buy all sorts of stuff from a chinese website. Tools, nuts & bolts, electrical stuff, computer bits. Once you start looking at the sex toys section, recommendations for some very strange things start appearing in your inbox... |
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over a year ago
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"If its from Lovehoney send it back, they are very good at replacing things.
Doxys are good but they are either full on or not, no building it up with them  "
I've emailed them
I've also ordered one from amazon with next day delivery as I'm incredibly annoyed that its not working. I keep checking it hoping it just needed a rest  |
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over a year ago
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"I’ve never tried a wand. What’s the difference between one and say a rabbit toy? Or smaller clitoral pleasing toy?"
The fact I have worn out the love honey extra powerful one says it all  |
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Love Honey and the like clearly aren't up to your standards. I suggest you get yourself down to screwfix. Start looking at what the likes of DeWalt and Makita have to offer. You might have to improvise... |
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"I have the mains powered one from lovehoney. It’s good if you like something that’s a bit more powerful.
Thats what I've broken  "
Something from the De Walt range maybe, trade approved?… |
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"I’ve never tried a wand. What’s the difference between one and say a rabbit toy? Or smaller clitoral pleasing toy?
The fact I have worn out the love honey extra powerful one says it all "
Bellaseas can we have a chat? I just...I just don't get it. Why is that lucky sex toy getting broken over overuse compared to the literal everyone on fab that would love to be in it's position? |
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After killing several I switched to satisfyer. But that became noisy with time too. Still. Lasted longer than any wand !
18 months was the longest lifespan for the wand. I think it was a Bondara rechargeable one. |
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"I’ve never tried a wand. What’s the difference between one and say a rabbit toy? Or smaller clitoral pleasing toy?
The fact I have worn out the love honey extra powerful one says it all
Bellaseas can we have a chat? I just...I just don't get it. Why is that lucky sex toy getting broken over overuse compared to the literal everyone on fab that would love to be in it's position? "
Brucey we can have a chat my love ! Say when |
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"I’ve never tried a wand. What’s the difference between one and say a rabbit toy? Or smaller clitoral pleasing toy?
The fact I have worn out the love honey extra powerful one says it all
Bellaseas can we have a chat? I just...I just don't get it. Why is that lucky sex toy getting broken over overuse compared to the literal everyone on fab that would love to be in it's position? "
He's not wrong, there are men that have been in a coma 15 years that would wake up and get jiggy. |
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"Get a Doxy.
I've had two LH wands. Yes, both saw a period of heavy, constant usage. Both lasted a few months. Then started getting dangerously hot. Then gave up on my clit.  "
If there's a power cut, you could fall back on using my face. I run on pizza and diet cola, occasionally very hot and definitely won't give up on your clit |
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"Get a Doxy.
I've had two LH wands. Yes, both saw a period of heavy, constant usage. Both lasted a few months. Then started getting dangerously hot. Then gave up on my clit.
If there's a power cut, you could fall back on using my face. I run on pizza and diet cola, occasionally very hot and definitely won't give up on your clit "
Very well played. |
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"Get a Doxy.
I've had two LH wands. Yes, both saw a period of heavy, constant usage. Both lasted a few months. Then started getting dangerously hot. Then gave up on my clit.
If there's a power cut, you could fall back on using my face. I run on pizza and diet cola, occasionally very hot and definitely won't give up on your clit
Very well played."
I should give my tongue a pet name
"L'Oréal"
Because you're worth it |
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