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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ive used the birthday one a few times, told girls im leaving the country, told girls i won 10k on a scratch card, pro rugby player, told a blind girl i was good looking lol.
some of the above may or may not be true, it depends on what others say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm confused.....someone told you they were a virgin and if they hadn't said that you wouldn't have had sex with them?
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ahhh....sorry got it now.....ewwww,not sure if it's a great thing to have told/been told either way. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...Wondering why saying you are a virgin would help you get a shag?"
In the particular situation it worked lol.
I also don't believe those saying they haven't weren't once dishonest in their teens at least. |
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"...Wondering why saying you are a virgin would help you get a shag?
In the particular situation it worked lol.
I also don't believe those saying they haven't weren't once dishonest in their teens at least. "
I wasn't shagging in my teens... |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"...Wondering why saying you are a virgin would help you get a shag?
In the particular situation it worked lol.
I also don't believe those saying they haven't weren't once dishonest in their teens at least.
I wasn't shagging in my teens..."
or your 20s and 30s  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think its more likely that the vast majority of men will have told a small fib to get their oats.
From little fibettes like "I really like you" or "You're really interesting", to whoppers like "I'm Prince Vlad from Mauritania, here at University" or "I have a huge penis".
I find it difficult to believe that any male/female has never lied or exaggerated to someone they are hoping to have intercourse with in the near future. |
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Well everyone 'lies' every day if you put it that way. Everytime you tell someone you're fine, when actually you're not or you say someone looks nice when you really don't like their outfit.... but there is a difference with telling outright porkies to deliberately get a shag out of it. |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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"Well everyone 'lies' every day if you put it that way. Everytime you tell someone you're fine, when actually you're not or you say someone looks nice when you really don't like their outfit.... but there is a difference with telling outright porkies to deliberately get a shag out of it. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well everyone 'lies' every day if you put it that way. Everytime you tell someone you're fine, when actually you're not or you say someone looks nice when you really don't like their outfit.... but there is a difference with telling outright porkies to deliberately get a shag out of it. "
Yes white lies are harmless and normally done to not intentionally hurt or deceive someone.
I can't imagine telling someone you're a virgin is a/classed as a white lie and b/bending the truth for your own gain.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yes white lies are harmless and normally done to not intentionally hurt or deceive someone.
I can't imagine telling someone you're a virgin is a/classed as a white lie and b/bending the truth for your own gain. "
I'd say it's better than saying "you're really special", as that's designed to imply feelings where none exist.
Back in the 90's while in the forces I was away in Denmark on exercise for a month. On one of our squadron nights out we went with a theme and you were fined for deviating from it, a round usually. This particular night was that we were a film crew doing a war epic about the d-day landings just up the coast. We each had jobs, mine was best boy for which I had to make some shit up, and the irony isn't lost on me now.
Anyway, I spun this girl a whole pile of crap about it starring Bruce Willis and Sharon Stone, and that yes I could get her a set visit if she gave me her number thank you very much, got me fingers and a bj on the way to her parents house.
As I remember, the stuntman was the only one to get laid.
So that's my shameful tale. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yes white lies are harmless and normally done to not intentionally hurt or deceive someone.
I can't imagine telling someone you're a virgin is a/classed as a white lie and b/bending the truth for your own gain.
I'd say it's better than saying "you're really special", as that's designed to imply feelings where none exist.
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Yes I agree, I was more thinking of white lies like no darling your bum doesn't look big in that
Than ones that could be used to get someone to sleep with you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...is one of the various LIES I've told in the past in order to get laid.
What's your worst? Or best?! "
I lied to get OUT of a shag once when I was about 19.
An extremely (and I do mean 'extremely' folks!!) large blonde about five years older than me was desperate to get me out of my knickers and into hers.
I was having none of it and told her the first thing that came into my head...
"I can't - I'm on my period!!".....
And..... she believed me.....
Apologies to any vvv large blonde ladies reading this. I am far less offensive at my age now..... 
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"It's in, honest"
"Smell my rag - it's strawberry scented"
"I swear that's never happened before"
"Your just too good - that's why I came early"
"That'll wash out"
"I'll be gentle"
"No, I've never met your sister before"
"I swear that's my number"
"I'll be right back"
.............when I was younger, I did convince some girls that I worked as a dolphin trainer at Seaworld in Blackpool. |
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I think there are a lot of men who will say they have never told a white lie to get a shag....that might be a white lie too 
