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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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....barber/hairdresser.
I had long hair from 13 to 31 after a string of playground howling haircuts. Same 2 women did my various mad hairstyles while long and since going short the same guy has cut my hair everytime.
Atm he's moving and might not be able to fit in a cut for a few weeks and I'm desperate need before a work event Thrusday.
Is cheating in this instance acceptable? Or will I be cursed with bad hair cuts going forward if i do? |
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"As long as you can cope with going directly to hell then get it cut OP. At least it’s warm there 
If my barber dies how long do I wait to get another?"
You will need to grow it forever. Until you become a Yogi and settle into a life of contemplation |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
MM I cannot believe you are even considering it.
If you do cheat, you must never speak of it. And bring your true barber a gift next time you see him. Some kind of sports car should suffice. Or a cupcake. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"MM I cannot believe you are even considering it.
If you do cheat, you must never speak of it. And bring your true barber a gift next time you see him. Some kind of sports car should suffice. Or a cupcake."
He'll know, but I'll get him a cupcake anyway and hope he doesn't cut my ear off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Easy. Just fake your own death
Before or after the event?
Before so you can use whatever hairdresser you want. They’ll never know "
They will. Don’t ask me how I know |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No, it's not cheating. But play to his ego and tell him you couldn't get an appointment on the app because he is so popular. "
He only does at home slots with no app as he now teaches instead of having a shop |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"MM I cannot believe you are even considering it.
If you do cheat, you must never speak of it. And bring your true barber a gift next time you see him. Some kind of sports car should suffice. Or a cupcake.
He'll know, but I'll get him a cupcake anyway and hope he doesn't cut my ear off."
Risky but worth it.
Make sure it's a good cupcake! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Easy. Just fake your own death
Before or after the event?
Before so you can use whatever hairdresser you want. They’ll never know "
OK I'll get planning |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"MM I cannot believe you are even considering it.
If you do cheat, you must never speak of it. And bring your true barber a gift next time you see him. Some kind of sports car should suffice. Or a cupcake.
He'll know, but I'll get him a cupcake anyway and hope he doesn't cut my ear off.
Risky but worth it.
Make sure it's a good cupcake!"
What about a 6 box of yumnuts? |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"No, it's not cheating. But play to his ego and tell him you couldn't get an appointment on the app because he is so popular.
He only does at home slots with no app as he now teaches instead of having a shop"
Use one of his, good, students. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pop round, I think I have some rusty hair clippers somewhere 
Have you got anything to stick my ear back on in case it falls off?
Sticky spit."
I'm sure you can rustle up something better than that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No, it's not cheating. But play to his ego and tell him you couldn't get an appointment on the app because he is so popular.
He only does at home slots with no app as he now teaches instead of having a shop
Use one of his, good, students. "
I offered once the cut was terrible. Never again!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ask him to recommend someone for the interim cut.
But I already know who I want to cheat with 
OMG planned cheating 
This gets worse  "
Woahhhh!! I didn't plan this, it's just a contingency. |
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"Ask him to recommend someone for the interim cut.
But I already know who I want to cheat with
OMG planned cheating
This gets worse
Woahhhh!! I didn't plan this, it's just a contingency. "
Pop up here. I’ll give you a little trim |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"No, it's not cheating. But play to his ego and tell him you couldn't get an appointment on the app because he is so popular.
He only does at home slots with no app as he now teaches instead of having a shop
Use one of his, good, students.
I offered once the cut was terrible. Never again!!"
I know what you mean. I've used students a few times but they, and I, have always had a trained barber as back up. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"MM I cannot believe you are even considering it.
If you do cheat, you must never speak of it. And bring your true barber a gift next time you see him. Some kind of sports car should suffice. Or a cupcake.
He'll know, but I'll get him a cupcake anyway and hope he doesn't cut my ear off.
Risky but worth it.
Make sure it's a good cupcake!
What about a 6 box of yumnuts? "
Oooh that could work. You could write "luv you" on them in frosting. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm happy to announce that I didn't have to cheat and my usual barber made time for the cut. No curse of a 1000 hair cuts and a clear conscience here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm happy to announce that I didn't have to cheat and my usual barber made time for the cut. No curse of a 1000 hair cuts and a clear conscience here
Phew  "
Feels like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders. |
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"I'm happy to announce that I didn't have to cheat and my usual barber made time for the cut. No curse of a 1000 hair cuts and a clear conscience here
Phew
Feels like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders. "
Quite literally |
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"I'm happy to announce that I didn't have to cheat and my usual barber made time for the cut. No curse of a 1000 hair cuts and a clear conscience here
Phew
Feels like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders. "
How hairy were your shoulders?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm happy to announce that I didn't have to cheat and my usual barber made time for the cut. No curse of a 1000 hair cuts and a clear conscience here
Phew
Feels like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
How hairy were your shoulders? "
Well I was in there 3 hours |
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