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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Actually I tried to stop my tap leaking today but couldn’t so gave up and had a second wanknofvthe day so I guess I’d be a terrible porny plumber "
Get a handsome guy over to help fix your pipes etc etc!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually I tried to stop my tap leaking today but couldn’t so gave up and had a second wanknofvthe day so I guess I’d be a terrible porny plumber "
Hey, give me a call I've an enormous torque wrench. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually I tried to stop my tap leaking today but couldn’t so gave up and had a second wanknofvthe day so I guess I’d be a terrible porny plumber "
Did you suck through your teeth as you looked at the problem and say this is going to cost a lot of money |
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"Actually I tried to stop my tap leaking today but couldn’t so gave up and had a second wanknofvthe day so I guess I’d be a terrible porny plumber
Did you suck through your teeth as you looked at the problem and say this is going to cost a lot of money"
Ahhh! No I forgot! Ok. When I drag myself out of bed again to get more coffee I’ll try again. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Actually I tried to stop my tap leaking today but couldn’t so gave up and had a second wanknofvthe day so I guess I’d be a terrible porny plumber
Did you suck through your teeth as you looked at the problem and say this is going to cost a lot of money
Ahhh! No I forgot! Ok. When I drag myself out of bed again to get more coffee I’ll try again."
Round 3 already?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ffm or fmf.
Horny wife with strap on shares cute playground mum with husband…
I could come up with endless kinky titles for the stuff we’ve done "
Give us a few more cause my imagination is enjoying it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would be representing the
big booty bitches
messy cumshots
comedy section maybe some jokes or I'm stuck in the washing machine
cute blowjobs with a smiley goofy silly woman  |
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"I'd love to be in the handjob category. Just lay around getting oiled up and walked off all the time. Bliss 
Wanked off! Damn phone!
Oily hand jobs are underrated. Love doing them "
Probably not as much as I love receiving them  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would be representing the
big booty bitches
messy cumshots
comedy section maybe some jokes or I'm stuck in the washing machine
cute blowjobs with a smiley goofy silly woman "
I don't believe the messy cumshots and need proof |
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"I would be representing the
big booty bitches
messy cumshots
comedy section maybe some jokes or I'm stuck in the washing machine
cute blowjobs with a smiley goofy silly woman "
Definitely P.A.W.G |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually I tried to stop my tap leaking today but couldn’t so gave up and had a second wanknofvthe day so I guess I’d be a terrible porny plumber
Did you suck through your teeth as you looked at the problem and say this is going to cost a lot of money
Ahhh! No I forgot! Ok. When I drag myself out of bed again to get more coffee I’ll try again."
Remember the overalls and tool belt quite a niche area of the porn genre one thinks |
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"I would be representing the
big booty bitches
messy cumshots
comedy section maybe some jokes or I'm stuck in the washing machine
cute blowjobs with a smiley goofy silly woman
Definitely P.A.W.G "
Is this safe to google? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd love to be in the handjob category. Just lay around getting oiled up and walked off all the time. Bliss
Wanked off! Damn phone!
Oily hand jobs are underrated. Love doing them "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would be representing the
big booty bitches
messy cumshots
comedy section maybe some jokes or I'm stuck in the washing machine
cute blowjobs with a smiley goofy silly woman
Definitely P.A.W.G
Is this safe to google? "
Yes |
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By *bacusMan
over a year ago
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A section that is sadly very poorly stocked - mmf where one guy cums on her face / in her mouth and she kisses the other guy with that cum before he shoots his load in her mouth and she kisses the first guy
Anyone got a camera? |
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"I would be representing the
big booty bitches
messy cumshots
comedy section maybe some jokes or I'm stuck in the washing machine
cute blowjobs with a smiley goofy silly woman
Definitely P.A.W.G
Is this safe to google? "
Yes it is  |
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"I would be representing the
big booty bitches
messy cumshots
comedy section maybe some jokes or I'm stuck in the washing machine
cute blowjobs with a smiley goofy silly woman
Definitely P.A.W.G
Is this safe to google?
Yes it is "
Oh! It’s me |
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"I would be representing the
big booty bitches
messy cumshots
comedy section maybe some jokes or I'm stuck in the washing machine
cute blowjobs with a smiley goofy silly woman
Definitely P.A.W.G
Is this safe to google?
Yes it is
Oh! It’s me "
Yep  |
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"Every time I see this thread title in the list I read it to the tune of ‘If I were a rich man …’ from Fiddler on the Roof.
If you were a porn star,
Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum …"
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is rough a category? I cant tell u the last time i watched porn
Do you mean rough looking or rough fucking? rough fucking lol"
In that case, yes. If you require any pointers, you know where to find me! |
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"Is rough a category? I cant tell u the last time i watched porn
Do you mean rough looking or rough fucking? rough fucking lol
In that case, yes. If you require any pointers, you know where to find me!"
Pointers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is rough a category? I cant tell u the last time i watched porn
Do you mean rough looking or rough fucking? rough fucking lol
In that case, yes. If you require any pointers, you know where to find me!
Pointers? "
Yeah, y'know, point you in the right direction! |
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"Is rough a category? I cant tell u the last time i watched porn
Do you mean rough looking or rough fucking? rough fucking lol
In that case, yes. If you require any pointers, you know where to find me!
Pointers?
Yeah, y'know, point you in the right direction!"
Ahh what if theres a few directions involved  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is rough a category? I cant tell u the last time i watched porn
Do you mean rough looking or rough fucking? rough fucking lol
In that case, yes. If you require any pointers, you know where to find me!
Pointers?
Yeah, y'know, point you in the right direction!
Ahh what if theres a few directions involved "
Don't worry, I'm ambisextrous and give direction very well! |
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"Is rough a category? I cant tell u the last time i watched porn
Do you mean rough looking or rough fucking? rough fucking lol
In that case, yes. If you require any pointers, you know where to find me!
Pointers?
Yeah, y'know, point you in the right direction!
Ahh what if theres a few directions involved
Don't worry, I'm ambisextrous and give direction very well!"
Heh heh love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is rough a category? I cant tell u the last time i watched porn
Do you mean rough looking or rough fucking? rough fucking lol
In that case, yes. If you require any pointers, you know where to find me!
Pointers?
Yeah, y'know, point you in the right direction!
Ahh what if theres a few directions involved
Don't worry, I'm ambisextrous and give direction very well!
Heh heh love it"
Also, you made my Hotlist |
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"Is rough a category? I cant tell u the last time i watched porn
Do you mean rough looking or rough fucking? rough fucking lol
In that case, yes. If you require any pointers, you know where to find me!
Pointers?
Yeah, y'know, point you in the right direction!
Ahh what if theres a few directions involved
Don't worry, I'm ambisextrous and give direction very well!
Heh heh love it
Also, you made my Hotlist"
Also nice tattoos. And the suit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is rough a category? I cant tell u the last time i watched porn
Do you mean rough looking or rough fucking? rough fucking lol
In that case, yes. If you require any pointers, you know where to find me!
Pointers?
Yeah, y'know, point you in the right direction!
Ahh what if theres a few directions involved
Don't worry, I'm ambisextrous and give direction very well!
Heh heh love it
Also, you made my Hotlist
Also nice tattoos. And the suit "
Compliments will get you everywhere |
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"Is rough a category? I cant tell u the last time i watched porn
Do you mean rough looking or rough fucking? rough fucking lol
In that case, yes. If you require any pointers, you know where to find me!
Pointers?
Yeah, y'know, point you in the right direction!
Ahh what if theres a few directions involved
Don't worry, I'm ambisextrous and give direction very well!
Heh heh love it
Also, you made my Hotlist
Also nice tattoos. And the suit
Compliments will get you everywhere"
we can compare tats |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is rough a category? I cant tell u the last time i watched porn
Do you mean rough looking or rough fucking? rough fucking lol
In that case, yes. If you require any pointers, you know where to find me!
Pointers?
Yeah, y'know, point you in the right direction!
Ahh what if theres a few directions involved
Don't worry, I'm ambisextrous and give direction very well!
Heh heh love it
Also, you made my Hotlist
Also nice tattoos. And the suit
Compliments will get you everywhere
we can compare tats"
Yours are very well hidden.... I'll be back later for a closer look! |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
"Mine would be rough or roleplay, hopefully about of old/young "
I can dress in Damart, pull on some Tenalady maxis, douse myself in lavender and suck on your Werthers Original whilst you beat me with my walking stick? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine would be rough or roleplay, hopefully about of old/young
I can dress in Damart, pull on some Tenalady maxis, douse myself in lavender and suck on your Werthers Original whilst you beat me with my walking stick? "
Or you can check your DMS! |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
"Mine would be rough or roleplay, hopefully about of old/young
I can dress in Damart, pull on some Tenalady maxis, douse myself in lavender and suck on your Werthers Original whilst you beat me with my walking stick?
Or you can check your DMS!"
I don't know what DMs are dear. Denture mastication? |
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