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"Sane" You sound pretty sane to me by what you've written in your profile . | |||
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"Bad at spelling. " OK so when I need help can I call you . | |||
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"Bad at spelling. OK so when I need help can I call you ." There’s a song in there somewhere. | |||
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"Shit at grammar! "Then need your help too | |||
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"I'm not good at being concise outside of work. It's not that I can't, it's more that I don't want to, there's little enjoyment in that. Oh and a flirt. I'm not a flirt. At all." You don't need to flirt your beautiful face say it all | |||
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"Sweet and innocent." I think we guessed that one | |||
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"Human" Extra terrestrial or other | |||
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"Petite " OK I'll let everyone know | |||
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"A vegetable " Don't speak to soon vegetables are getting to be in demand . | |||
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"Human Extra terrestrial or other " Other, I'm a god. | |||
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"...a team player, including for the wanking dead!" I'm sure the team will be disappointed. | |||
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"Everyone's cup of tea. Hopefully though, I'll be someone's favourite dram " We from what I see i wouldn't mind a cup . | |||
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"A wanker "I spot s possible lie here By that do you mean that your not Wanking. Now. | |||
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"Not even 5"6. I'm not too concerned with any of that though, life's far too short "A good attitude to have | |||
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"Skinny and great in bed "Fair enough we don't have to do it in bed . | |||
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"I’m not: Toned Gym fit Disrespectful Bad mannered " Thanks for pointing that out with your profile pic. | |||
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"Prone to lying " Nah. With those shifty eyes | |||
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"I’m not a Sweet talker Can’t flirt for shit Don’t have six pack belly,but I have mum tum. Mrs " Well mums tum have always been a turn on for me. | |||
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"A Sam Smith fan" Funny you should say that | |||
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"kind and thoughtful" I'm sure you'll be in high demand then. | |||
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"A wanker
I spot s possible lie here
By that do you mean that your not
Wanking. Now."Hahaha no comment sir | |||
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"I'm not delicate "Im sure there someone here that will be attracted to that . | |||
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"Having sex "Then I give me a call I've got a cure for that . | |||
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"Shit at grammar!
Then need your help too"Always happy to help my "proofreading service" is almost as popular as my cocksucking service!! Lol! | |||
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"I’m not not drinking beer "I never do either But like Mr wanker above I detect a lie | |||
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"Popular on fab " Lying bastard | |||
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"I'm not young and pretty or a complete dimlo! "Well I'm just looking for am older Lady who is wise. | |||
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"I’m not not drinking beer
I never do either
But like Mr wanker above
I detect a lie "Did you just call me a wanker?!!! … 
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"I'm not delicate
Im sure there someone here that will be attracted to that ."Here's hoping | |||
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"Tall & slim. More short and wobbly
Mrs "Well short and wobbly I find very attractive in your case . | |||
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"Shit at grammar!
Then need your help too
Always happy to help my "proofreading service" is almost as popular as my cocksucking service!! Lol! "Lovely jubbly. Win win . | |||
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"Things I’m not:- Unkind - but also not a pushover. Ugly - also not a supermodel Not Shy - but not self confident always " May I recomend you to my self confidence course. | |||
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"I’m not not drinking beer
I never do either
But like Mr wanker above
I detect a lie
No Mr wanker above
I just said you were telling a fib.
Did you just call me a wanker?!!! …
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"slim and beautiful. nor am i on a beach in Marmaris with a cocktail in my hand
Px"Then you time to come here i can't offer you a cocktail but you can play with the end of my cock I've also some sand and sun lamp . | |||
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"I’m not a Sweet talker Can’t flirt for shit Don’t have six pack belly,but I have mum tum. Mrs Well mums tum have always been a turn on for me." Awh, thanks, what a relief
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"I’m not a dedicated follower of fashion." Me either wasn't born to follow. | |||
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"I’m not charismatic " But do you have other skills Or a big cock to compensate. | |||
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"Athletic and flexible." Its OK there lot of women that aren't. Just lay still .think of england . | |||
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"I’m not clean shaven. Ever." Me neither | |||
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"Athletic and flexible. Its OK there lot of women that aren't. Just lay still .think of england ." What makes you think I don't already | |||
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"A city girl. " Isn't Durham a city . another pork ie pie. | |||
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"Slim, Without flaws to my body, Tall, Confident Tinder " Join the club | |||
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"Right this minute, motivated. Think I've used this weeks quota up" Yep that soon used up . | |||
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"Things I am not: Subtle. Into small talk. Up for settling for mediocrity." Are you trying to suduce me Mrs Robinson. | |||
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"Hung. "They may bring back hanging . | |||
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"Sensitive and sentimental" Based on your pics I can see that This is a lie . due to you showing Pregnant pics . indicating You feeling very sensitive in places. Also give a record of you been in that condition could be viewed. As sentiment .I rest my case . | |||
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"Old Still bit pain Fat "Based on your status I detect a fib | |||
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"I'm not 6ft 2 and got a six pack. What the things your not ." Skinny.... | |||
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"I'm not easy ...or superficial ...not a hypocrite ...not easily impressed ...not forgiving ...not a quitter ...not fake ...not a swinger "OK well ill let bad Pitt know that . | |||
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"I'm not easy ...or superficial ...not a hypocrite ...not easily impressed ...not forgiving ...not a quitter ...not fake ...not a swinger
OK well ill let bad Pitt know that ."No need | |||
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"I'm not 6ft 2 and got a six pack. What the things your not . Skinny...." Unless your wanting to be teen model I think you be OK here . | |||
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"A city girl. Isn't Durham a city . another pork ie pie." Not a lie at all. I don't put my exact location on here, the same as many people don't. | |||
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"Neurotypical
K"Interesting think if more people where tested you would find lot more on the spectrum. | |||
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"I'm not 6ft 2 and got a six pack. What the things your not ." I'm not 6' and have a girlfriend  | |||
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"I'm not going to be boosting the profits of any hairspray companies anytime soon.
A"Very eco of you | |||
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"A City fan. I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it." Oh really | |||
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"A City fan. I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it." Literally any holes a goal lol | |||
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"Desperate People pleaser" Desperate OK I can accept But would question the people pleaser .due your pics managed to please me and I'm sure 1000s of others here | |||
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"A City fan. I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it. Literally any holes a goal lol" Lol OK talk between yourself on that one | |||
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"I’m not charismatic But do you have other skills Or a big cock to compensate." I can engineer nearly anything, budget permitting and Yes I can flop it out in the right situations and it talks for me. | |||
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"I’m not charismatic But do you have other skills Or a big cock to compensate. I can engineer nearly anything, budget permitting and Yes I can flop it out in the right situations and it talks for me. " Then that's good enough | |||
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"A City fan. I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it. Oh really "Something I'm adamant on | |||
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"I’m not real "Damn. I was hoping to nibble on your nipples | |||
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"I’m not real "And water is wet | |||
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"I’m not real
Damn. I was hoping to nibble on your nipples "I’ll still let you | |||
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"I’m not real
Damn. I was hoping to nibble on your nipples
I’ll still let you "Yes! Result | |||
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"I’m not real "OK them youl do well in the virtual future . | |||
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"Mystical "Oh youve fooled us all | |||
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"I'm not a 10 Not a size 10 Not available at the click of the fingers " I think you find size 10 not what most men here want and I think mobile phones have taken over from finger clicking | |||
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"I am not tall, good looking, rich and I do not have a six pack or a big cock! but I do have a weird sense of humor and am quirky" You do well with That | |||
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"Retired. " It will happen | |||
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"Getting up early in the morning. "Sounds like s great idea | |||
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" I think you find size 10 not what most men here want and I think mobile phones have taken over from finger clicking " I think you're right, I just like being upfront about it. And too true about the phone | |||
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"Appealing to anyone. Fat and ginger what 4kin chance have i got "I think this a question for the orical I'm not good with statistics. | |||
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"I’m not real
OK them youl do well in the virtual future ."I really will. I’m going to be an avatar | |||
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"Bovvered" Glad to hear it | |||
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"Small, short, quiet, teetotal, large boobed, submissive. Some of the many things I am not." Oh well we can't win them all | |||
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"Under 50, so unlikely to feature on many people's age ranges "Oh no I've come across lots with57 as they age limit. | |||
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"Young and intelligent "One last one Then my friend your in luck There a lot of women who are looking for stupid old men who will be their sugar daddy . | |||
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"Young and intelligent
One last one
Then my friend your in luck
There a lot of women who are looking for stupid old men who will be their sugar daddy ."Did I mention I'm also not rich | |||
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"Young and intelligent
One last one
Then my friend your in luck
There a lot of women who are looking for stupid old men who will be their sugar daddy .
Did I mention I'm also not rich "You did not .fair enough mate Your fucked . | |||
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"Young and intelligent
One last one
Then my friend your in luck
There a lot of women who are looking for stupid old men who will be their sugar daddy .
Did I mention I'm also not rich
You did not .fair enough mate
Your fucked ."I wish! | |||
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"Normal. The mr " Well your in good company here. | |||
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"I'm not good at being concise outside of work. It's not that I can't, it's more that I don't want to, there's little enjoyment in that. Oh and a flirt. I'm not a flirt. At all. You don't need to flirt your beautiful face say it all" I've just seen this! That's adorable, thank you  | |||
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"Boyfriend material. "What material are boyfriends Made of Ladies? Im discovered that although im not pertculary wanting to be a boyfriend The woman I take on all want me to be one and I end up been one . | |||
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"Short and loud." Oh ffs sake that makes you Tall and quite as well as haveing a great beard that I'm jealous of . | |||
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"Expecting a meet from fab" You like thousands of other men Here But I myself are like Mr macorber I'm waiting hopefully for something to turn up. | |||
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"Boring "Is this possibly a defection Tactic | |||
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"Patient " Apologies for my slowness in Answering your coment I'm sure you have other virtues. | |||
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"Classy" That's not what your verifications Say about you . | |||
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"5ft 2 and cute "There many that prefer those that are not . | |||
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"Very good at showing affection. " Then as long as others understand That then not a problem . | |||
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"Mr & Mrs universe " Based on your pics I think the Mrs has a shot With those nipples But sorry Mr try out for Mr earth instead . | |||
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"Big boobed" Well I way to make them bigger Or possibly. You find someone With poor sight who won't be able to notice | |||
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"I'm not tall athletic and intelligent. "Based on your pics You look pretty good to me | |||
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"Sarcastic ..." I detect another. Lie | |||
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"Sat here 24/7 in sexy lingerie awaiting the next meet now message. More likely sweatpants and a teddy nightgown x" Do like a teddy sweat pants not a fan . | |||
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"Exceptional Mediocre " Then your middle of the road | |||
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"8ft tall and natural from head to toe! L x" Damm we could have found bigfoot | |||
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"Desperate " Its a good job your not You wouldn't have a lot of chance here. | |||
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