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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Catch sight of a profile, and even though the pictures don’t give too much away, they just ignite something in you, you’re licking your lips, and before you know it, you’re fantasising and frantically fapping?
No?
Me neither.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Catch sight of a profile, and even though the pictures don’t give too much away, they just ignite something in you, you’re licking your lips, and before you know it, you’re fantasising and frantically fapping?
No?
Me neither.
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I mean if the pictures don't do it for you, why would it? The text? |
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By *eastXMan
over a year ago
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"Catch sight of a profile, and even though the pictures don’t give too much away, they just ignite something in you, you’re licking your lips, and before you know it, you’re fantasising and frantically fapping?
No?
Me neither.
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Definitely!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm proud to say I have never wanked over a profile but BigHarold has almost led me into temptation."
Uh oh you're mentioning someone without permission...
Bad girls bad girls what ya gonna do?!
But tbf even I've done that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Catch sight of a profile, and even though the pictures don’t give too much away, they just ignite something in you, you’re licking your lips, …..
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I’d like to lick your lips op… 
Too early for this? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's one or two that might make me wonder what fun we could get up to but that's usually as far as it gets!"
She lies she's totally wanked to me before |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No. Maybe I'm broken.
Sometimes I'll read a particular post and get the urge to fap. It doesn't really happen with profile photos though. "
Only Meli does it for me x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Catch sight of a profile, and even though the pictures don’t give too much away, they just ignite something in you, you’re licking your lips, and before you know it, you’re fantasising and frantically fapping?
No?
Me neither.
I mean if the pictures don't do it for you, why would it? The text? "
Love a bit of textual intercourse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I take back my words I just checked out your profile Red and I had to finger blast my vagina when I looked at your perfect titties.  "
Imagine lemons and reds titties pressed against each other.
You're welcome boys and bis! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I take back my words I just checked out your profile Red and I had to finger blast my vagina when I looked at your perfect titties. "
See .... I had to tug frantically at just those words ... no pictures required! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Catch sight of a profile, and even though the pictures don’t give too much away, they just ignite something in you, you’re licking your lips, and before you know it, you’re fantasising and frantically fapping?
No?
Me neither.
I mean if the pictures don't do it for you, why would it? The text?
Love a bit of textual intercourse"
Textual intercourse - love it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I take back my words I just checked out your profile Red and I had to finger blast my vagina when I looked at your perfect titties. "
Lemon. Don’t tease me  |
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"Catch sight of a profile, and even though the pictures don’t give too much away, they just ignite something in you, you’re licking your lips, and before you know it, you’re fantasising and frantically fapping?
No?
Me neither.
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You just described what happens when I see adverts for bacon rolls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I take back my words I just checked out your profile Red and I had to finger blast my vagina when I looked at your perfect titties.
Lemon. Don’t tease me "
Red check out her public vid of her licking her dildo. I made that happen and you're welcome. But who am I kidding you've definitely already watched it multiple times |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Catch sight of a profile, and even though the pictures don’t give too much away, they just ignite something in you, you’re licking your lips, and before you know it, you’re fantasising and frantically fapping?
No?
Me neither.
You just described what happens when I see adverts for bacon rolls "
Filth! |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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Not quite that far but yes. The extremely subtle hint and style from their pics has the mind wondering, barely revealing anything overly sexual. The way they have worded their profile that just leads your mind to places |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Catch sight of a profile, and even though the pictures don’t give too much away, they just ignite something in you, you’re licking your lips, and before you know it, you’re fantasising and frantically fapping?
No?
Me neither.
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That may have happened on a few occasions  |
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No. Not quite. In fact, not at all.
I like to imagine myself as a touchpaper in a force-nine gale: it's going to take a profile of marginal quality to ignite me.
You're not ½ bad, OP. Perhaps dot the i's and cross the t's here and there, a tweak and a polish and you could, at a push, make me spontaneously combust. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No. Not quite. In fact, not at all.
I like to imagine myself as a touchpaper in a force-nine gale: it's going to take a profile of marginal quality to ignite me.
You're not ½ bad, OP. Perhaps dot the i's and cross the t's here and there, a tweak and a polish and you could, at a push, make me spontaneously combust."
What would I need to…erm…spit and polish…to incite combustion, Nero? |
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"No. Not quite. In fact, not at all.
I like to imagine myself as a touchpaper in a force-nine gale: it's going to take a profile of marginal quality to ignite me.
You're not ½ bad, OP. Perhaps dot the i's and cross the t's here and there, a tweak and a polish and you could, at a push, make me spontaneously combust.
What would I need to…erm…spit and polish…to incite combustion, Nero? "
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There is that.
However, I would like to see you gingerly traverse the full length of the buffed and sheened corridor of Burlington Arcade without slipping or faltering.
If you can manage that...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There is that.
However, I would like to see you gingerly traverse the full length of the buffed and sheened corridor of Burlington Arcade without slipping or faltering.
If you can manage that... "
I do most things gingerly 
I’ll look into that |
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"Yes.
Some people’s furniture really gets me off.
Just radiators, or do you like to diversify?
Show me a classic Chaise Longue and I’m a gooey mess without even touching myself."
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In emerald green with a velvetine finish? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haven't seen a pic or bio on here yet that would get me excited unless we were already friends and had met. "
Profile pics and text tend to put me off. |
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"Yes.
Some people’s furniture really gets me off.
Just radiators, or do you like to diversify?
Show me a classic Chaise Longue and I’m a gooey mess without even touching myself.
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In emerald green with a velvetine finish?"
Jeez man!
I’d just gotten washed as well. |
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There is that.
However, I would like to see you gingerly traverse the full length of the buffed and sheened corridor of Burlington Arcade without slipping or faltering.
If you can manage that...
I do most things gingerly
I’ll look into that "
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And it isn't by accident that gingerly has GIN in it. 
Will you be looking into that too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Realised I read this wrong. Do you just mean they aren't showing peen or boobs red?
Women in lingerie with 1 or 2 pics still turn me on for sure!
Mscheryl, it hasn't happened yet but your hair is lovely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I'm having trouble getting hard I just look through my profile and remind myself what a absolute catch I am  "
I do the same but your profile is better to be fair. Damn your chiseled abs! |
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"If I'm having trouble getting hard I just look through my profile and remind myself what a absolute catch I am
I do the same but your profile is better to be fair. Damn your chiseled abs!"
It's all down to lots of sex and a poor diet, it's honestly the key, the pros just don't have a clue |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I'm having trouble getting hard I just look through my profile and remind myself what a absolute catch I am
I do the same but your profile is better to be fair. Damn your chiseled abs!
It's all down to lots of sex and a poor diet, it's honestly the key, the pros just don't have a clue "
Yeah it's the lots of sex part inneed to work on! |
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