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Seriously though!!

By *riel13 OP Woman over a year ago

Northampton

How is everyone getting on with their teleporters?! Anyone got any further? How close are we because I really! Really! Need one!!! I... Apparently... am only attracted to men that live absolutely bloody miles away! And it's getting right on my box now!

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Agree with you on that one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in the same boat. Maybe we should set up out own site haha

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS over a year ago

Carlisle

So true! My mouth can't stretch that far hahaha

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By *ou only live onceMan over a year ago

London

Amen! Teleporter definitely needed here.

That or fairly-priced rail travel. But I know the teleporter is more likely.

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By *ldFashionedGentMan over a year ago

Chelmsford

"How is everyone getting on with their teleporters?! Anyone got any further? How close are we because I really! Really! Need one!!! I... Apparently... am only attracted to men that live absolutely bloody miles away! And it's getting right on my box now!

Well I’ve got the policebox sitting in the garage, and the flux capacitors are nearly attached, now we might need to pedal really fast on the exercise bike to get the rpm up before I can engage the hyperdrive, but then, according to my calculations…… it still won’t sodding work.

If they’re a gentleman they’ll come closer to you. And they’d be very lucky indeed.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

We should all get Flue Powder like on Harry Potter. Anyone got a chimney?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fire up the horse n cart, leave now can meet half way, I'll be on my electric scooter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can relate to this issue

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Let me know when there’s a one ready

I’m fed up of being a megabus wanker now

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"We should all get Flue Powder like on Harry Potter. Anyone got a chimney?!

Me, but I think there's a dead pigeon in it.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

If only someone would design a high speed rail network.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can yis add me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"If only someone would design a high speed rail network."

We're not allowed one of those up north. Levelling up at it's finest

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By *ull English with teaMan over a year ago

London

I’m not that far away FFS!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Following...

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By *riel13 OP Woman over a year ago

Northampton

"If only someone would design a high speed rail network."

Teleporter's cheaper!

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

The curse of Fab

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By *riel13 OP Woman over a year ago

Northampton

"The curse of Fab"

Yes! It's a massive twat!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can relate to this issue

Ha ha, we can, cant we.

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Honestly though the distance itself does not bother me, it's needing the time to be able to make the journey and to give for the person we want to see

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By *esi_maverickMan over a year ago

Solihull

Same I can’t seem to find anyone close enough

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

So... no one has a working transporter then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So... no one has a working transporter then?

I hear mumbles has NSP

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By *ldFashionedGentMan over a year ago

Chelmsford

"So... no one has a working transporter then?

I think ones on the way. They must be inventing it surely

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By *riel13 OP Woman over a year ago

Northampton

"So... no one has a working transporter then?

No, unfortunately I was only gone because I went for a wazz!

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

It's the ever-frustrating spectre of my Fab journey. Isn't it awful being so geographically challenged?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So... no one has a working transporter then?

No, unfortunately I was only gone because I went for a wazz!

Ffs Ariel... you had my hopes up then and everything

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By *ucky1Man over a year ago

a straightjacket

"So... no one has a working transporter then?

No, but I do have a magic carpet that I nicked off Aladdin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My god if I had this. At least then you could see if you really did find each other hot rather than spend all that travel time and money

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The fab curse is the bane of my life on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The curse of Fab"

Oh I don’t know?……

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The fab curse is the bane of my life on here

I reckon it would be 4 hours before I teleport to your room with permission of course!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Can I call dibs just so I can jump him more then everyone else

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I call dibs just so I can jump him more then everyone else

Tinder "

I'll jump on you.

That's my tired brains chat up line or the night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in the same boat. Maybe we should set up out own site haha"

You have a boat?…. Show off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can relate to this issue

Ha ha, we can, cant we.

Yes we can!

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By *riel13 OP Woman over a year ago

Northampton

Anything yet?!?

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

On Holibobs

Mines working just fine

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Mines working just fine

Beam me up then, would you? (Or down, rather.)

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

She gets around.... ^

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

"Mines working just fine

There's always one that braggs

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