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By *bi Haive OP   Man  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Just wasted nearly 2 hours of my life watching Godzilla vs Kong.

Woeful is possibly a massive understatement. Aside from the piece of musical genius that is The Hollies "The Air That I Breathe" right at the end, I can't think of any positives in the whole film.

What absolute bags of shite have you watched recently that you can advise other to avoid?

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By *otBunsHunWoman  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Just wasted nearly 2 hours of my life watching Godzilla vs Kong.

Woeful is possibly a massive understatement. Aside from the piece of musical genius that is The Hollies "The Air That I Breathe" right at the end, I can't think of any positives in the whole film.

What absolute bags of shite have you watched recently that you can advise other to avoid?

A"

Snakes on a plane.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere

I am mother. 2 hours of my life I can't get back

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By *lueFireCouple  over a year ago

just somewhere around here

That's my boy. .Adam Sandler, fucking horrific

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fall currently on Netflix.

Absolute load of crap about the two women climbers who get stuck at the top of a 2000 foot abandoned radio tower.

The filming of it is crap and so far fetched its daft.

Just all round crap!

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By *tylebender03Man  over a year ago

Manchester

Space Jam 2

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By *iberius61Man  over a year ago

Pontefract

The live action version of Avatar, the last airbender. The live actors were more wooden than the cartoon ones. I didn't realise it was possible to support screw something up so badly.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple  over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Fall currently on Netflix.

Absolute load of crap about the two women climbers who get stuck at the top of a 2000 foot abandoned radio tower.

The filming of it is crap and so far fetched its daft.

Just all round crap! "

I was about to say the same.

Watched it yesterday on snow day 1.

Absolute shite, I’m actually embarrassed to say I watched the whole film.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Genuinely uneventful with semblance of a story

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By *eacupsbearCouple  over a year ago

York

2 for me.

The Blair Witch Project

And

Grave of the Fireflies

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden

The remake of The Philadelphia Experiment.

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By *orphia2003Woman  over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Cabin in the woods

The preachers wife

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Withnail and I, utter crap and not at all funny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just wasted nearly 2 hours of my life watching Godzilla vs Kong.

Woeful is possibly a massive understatement. Aside from the piece of musical genius that is The Hollies "The Air That I Breathe" right at the end, I can't think of any positives in the whole film.

What absolute bags of shite have you watched recently that you can advise other to avoid?

A

Snakes on a plane. "

An absolute classic!

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By *onlywishiMan  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Fall currently on Netflix.

Absolute load of crap about the two women climbers who get stuck at the top of a 2000 foot abandoned radio tower.

The filming of it is crap and so far fetched its daft.

Just all round crap! "

I thought it was a true life story ?? Well when I wasn’t asleep

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By *eiaorganaWoman  over a year ago

Dundee

Elektra

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By *alking HeadMan  over a year ago

Bolton

Left Behind - A Nicolas Cage film that even he must be ashamed of. It's THAT bad!

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By *im67Man  over a year ago

London

The Expandedables

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By *orksRockerMan  over a year ago

Bradford

I just don't get these....

No country for old men

Donnie Darko

The big Lebowski

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By *oddess NailaWoman  over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

All the twilight movies suck ass

However below haven’t been mentioned and I need to defend them

Snakes on a plane is hilarious ridiculous but you got to be ready to just let it be silly

No country for old men is a cult classic! There’s so much going on and Javier Bardem is perfection through out.

Donnie darko is fantastic but I had to watch it twice before a lot of the random scenes finally clicked into place and I really did enjoy the mind fuck.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple  over a year ago

Around the Midlands


"Fall currently on Netflix.

Absolute load of crap about the two women climbers who get stuck at the top of a 2000 foot abandoned radio tower.

The filming of it is crap and so far fetched its daft.

Just all round crap!

I was about to say the same.

Watched it yesterday on snow day 1.

Absolute shite, I’m actually embarrassed to say I watched the whole film."

We were planning to watch it on Sunday... might have to re-think!

The Cube - what a waste of everything!

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis

Pretty sure we can all agree the Sharknado films are - exactly as the name suggests- tragically chaotic

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By *ekked JackMan  over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

What dreams may come.

Vanilla sky.

To name just two.

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow

Twelve monkeys went to cinema to see it and walked out half way thru it

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By *ull English with teaMan  over a year ago

London


"Withnail and I, utter crap and not at all funny "

WTF????? It’s a classic.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dunkirk..

I love a good war film it could've been great

But whoever decided that score was a good idea has crimes to answer for..

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By *tephTV67TV/TS  over a year ago

Cheshire

Pretty Woman

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"Dunkirk..

I love a good war film it could've been great

But whoever decided that score was a good idea has crimes to answer for.."

Great sound. Ignoring the score. Film was so boring.

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By *oubleswing2019Man  over a year ago

Colchester

The Shawshank Redemption.

I managed 10 mins then turned off. I found it insipid, dull and uninspiring.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Shawshank Redemption.

I managed 10 mins then turned off. I found it insipid, dull and uninspiring."

Each to their own here but The Shawshank Redemption is one of my favourite films of all time .." get busy living or get busy dying "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nothing as bad as watching a movie and during it you say to yourself " what a load of rubbish " ..Once upon a time in Hollywood .. absolutely rubbish , it still remains the only film l have got up and walked out from the cinema from .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Meg with Jason Statham

Unbelievable how ‘actors’ get paid so much

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By *ayna20Couple  over a year ago

Kent

Mr and Mrs Smith

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By *enrietteandSamCouple  over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Fall currently on Netflix.

Absolute load of crap about the two women climbers who get stuck at the top of a 2000 foot abandoned radio tower.

The filming of it is crap and so far fetched its daft.

Just all round crap!

I was about to say the same.

Watched it yesterday on snow day 1.

Absolute shite, I’m actually embarrassed to say I watched the whole film.

We were planning to watch it on Sunday... might have to re-think!

The Cube - what a waste of everything!"

Watch it and make your own minds up guys

I loved once upon a time in Hollywood but someone below found it a pile of crap… everyone is free to see things as they find them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anything including the word Jurassic in The title

The recent three movies are some of theeeeee worst offenders in cinema history

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Genuinely uneventful with semblance of a story"

Get out!!!

It's a classic.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Withnail and I, utter crap and not at all funny

WTF????? It’s a classic. "

Jesus Christ its possibly the best movie ever made!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"mother" by Darren Aronowsky

Downright weird

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Hateful Eight - Quentin Tarantino. Just absolute nonsense

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS  over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue


"Withnail and I, utter crap and not at all funny

WTF????? It’s a classic.

Jesus Christ its possibly the best movie ever made!! "

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Star Wars, wot a load of shite.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I actually quite enjoyed a lot of the films mentioned in this thread including Godzilla v Kong.

Terrible films for me were -

Black panther 2 - Wakanda forever

Top gun 2 - Maverick

Thor love and thunder

The first 2 made it to the hour mark and the last one to the 30 mins make before being switched off.

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By *atthew78Man  over a year ago

Winsford

Eyes wide shut - hated it felt like suing to get those wasted hours back

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By *lueFireCouple  over a year ago

just somewhere around here


"2 for me.

The Blair Witch Project

And

Grave of the Fireflies "

Loved Blair witch...brilliant film

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