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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i want satan up my ass thank you please. he'd definitely give it to me how i wanted  Px "
But Jesus was a carpenter, so surely he'd know exactly what to do with wood? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i want satan up my ass thank you please. he'd definitely give it to me how i wanted Px
But Jesus was a carpenter, so surely he'd know exactly what to do with wood?"
Also. Just when you think he’s finished…he rises again.  |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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They both want yer souls.....
Do they mean arse or foot?
Just get that feeling J.C would be like a more annoying political, angry Jeremy Corbin?
So like the dragons den - i'm out & stampin' my feet as I go. LOL.
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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The devil is hot stuff and certainly has the horn so he's behind, and Jesus loves getting nailed, is a proven repeater with a guaranteed second coming, should have good wood being the (albeit adopted) son of a carpenter and he can get all those daddy issues out of his system by crying 'oh god' repeatedly whilst you bum him senseless.
Then he can turn some water into wine and the three of you can chill whilst the devil toasts some marshmallows on his pitchfork.
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Thought for the day - would Jesus shout ‘oh god’ when he’s about to cum.
He probably told all the women his cum tasted like wine 
Anyway Jesus would have to just watch as C’s not into beards but I suspect me and Satan would be enough devil for her
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hang on..isnt Jesus's dad, God, omnipotent?
So he'd be watching his boy rattling whoever was the sandwich filling.
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Me: oh your impotent? Sorry. Netflix and chill?
God: OMNI
Me: can’t find it, is in dramas? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hang on..isnt Jesus's dad, God, omnipotent?
So he'd be watching his boy rattling whoever was the sandwich filling.
Me: oh your impotent? Sorry. Netflix and chill?
God: OMNI
Me: can’t find it, is in dramas? "
Id be the sort of plum that would say something like that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i want satan up my ass thank you please. he'd definitely give it to me how i wanted Px
But Jesus was a carpenter, so surely he'd know exactly what to do with wood?"
He also ended up getting nailed himself so what would he know? |
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"So, you're the meat in an Eiffel Tower sandwich. The other two people are Jesus and Satan.
Who's going at what end and why?
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Satan can go at the pussy end because he fucks like a devil and be Jesus can face sit, take the weight off |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't do drugs, or glue, kids  "
Why??? If it means thought provoking hilarious posts like this, then lets all start snorting.
It certainly beats 'fab a pic from the profile above', 'tits out tuesday', 'whats for tea' and all the other repetitive stuff.
Im off to do a line now (i dont do drugs, so will do a line of powder from a sherbet dib dab instead). |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Don't do drugs, or glue, kids
Why??? If it means thought provoking hilarious posts like this, then lets all start snorting.
It certainly beats 'fab a pic from the profile above', 'tits out tuesday', 'whats for tea' and all the other repetitive stuff.
Im off to do a line now (i dont do drugs, so will do a line of powder from a sherbet dib dab instead)."
Amen brother! |
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