Do you ever see phrases or acronyms at work and think... "how the fuck do people not see that? And burst out laughing?"
Todays "all day DP session with lunch included refining the" flexible shaft with lubricant" design. I mean was i the only one who thought work just got a whole lot more interesting? |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
Not a double entendre but I got an email and the subject read "Unleashing advanced anal"... I spat my coffee out and nearly fell off my chair. The third word was actually analysis but wasn't displaying fully |
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By *eppettoMan
over a year ago
Wye Valley |
Oh working life would be so much more fun with acronyms and Euphamisms that were subtle but serious at the same time.
Although the woke police,HR and Health and Safety would be striaght on it.. ..
.but it would be fun to slip on in from time to time. |
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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago
Maidstone |
Not sure if this is urban myth but when Newcastle Poly was to be a University, they were going to be called...
City
University
Newcastle upon
Tyne
It took a sharp secretary who suggested that wasn't a good name. Northumbria University it was instead. |
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Not really but had someone in an office that loved to ask multiple people each day if they wanted to go for a coffee by saying it like "anyone fuck offe?". Getting away with it made him so pleased with himself. |
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"Not a double entendre but I got an email and the subject read "Unleashing advanced anal"... I spat my coffee out and nearly fell off my chair. The third word was actually analysis but wasn't displaying fully"
Now that would catch the eye! |
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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago
London |
"There are quite a few in beauty but it’s people booking in for facials that always makes me giggle "
Lmao. Oh yes. And women asking for a Brazilian at a hairdresser. Well, I suppose it IS kind of hairdressing. |
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"There are quite a few in beauty but it’s people booking in for facials that always makes me giggle
Lmao. Oh yes. And women asking for a Brazilian at a hairdresser. Well, I suppose it IS kind of hairdressing."
They ask for Brazilian in beauty too for waxing lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I sat through a presentation with the acronym TIT that was referenced every other word and on every page and wasn't suitable for coupling .. I was the only person in the room who seemed to notice  |
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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago
Maidstone |
I was on a project and we were splitting the work up to Involvement Teams.
One was to be in the Central Location.
So the girls giggled and said we can't call it the Central Location Involvement Team...!
The only bloke in the project (who was married, and assuming he had a sex life with his wife) said loudly "what's wrong with clit?!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After doing work for a client, I fancied more of a challenge so started doing work for other clients and getting to grips with their standards. When discussing this with my manager he said that it was "good for me to expose myself to different clients". Took all my self control to keep a straight face  |
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