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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Try closing your eyes and listening to Upsy Daisy, she sounds totally filthy. I will never view it in the same way again!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

youtube in the night garden vs benny hill

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Upsy Daisy is a total slut but I love her.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i like that tomliboo's... carelessly loosing their trousers lol

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

The whole show is pure filth! It's AWESOME!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What. The. Fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Try closing your eyes and listening to Upsy Daisy, she sounds totally filthy. I will never view it in the same way again!

Quite sad, but true - when dealing with the kids - a girls private parts were called Pinkyponks, and a Boys' ninkynonks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The whole show is pure filth! It's AWESOME!"

sadly my little one doesnt like it anymore

so its my guilty pleasure when she goes to bed early

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Upsy Daisy takes her bed everywhere! Her song is "... here I come, I'm the only Upsy one".

Nuf said.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Try Sponge bob .. They're all bottom feeders lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

None of them can keep their hands of each.other!!

Macca Pacca is my favourite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Upsy Daisy takes her bed everywhere! Her song is "... here I come, I'm the only Upsy one".

Nuf said."

So true

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"The whole show is pure filth! It's AWESOME!

sadly my little one doesnt like it anymore

so its my guilty pleasure when she goes to bed early "

I watch it so often my Tivo records it for me without me doing anything. So I can watch it late... real late. IF U NO WAT I MEAN!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"None of them can keep their hands of each.other!!

Macca Pacca is my favourite

I had one child ask me why his willy was on backwards.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm soooooooo glad I don't have kids!

You lot a bunch of frigging weirdos!!!

Right - I'm off to watch some proper tv!

Anyone for Captain Pugwash?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My understandind was that 'the night garden' was actually Birmingham, so I guess I should have worked it out from that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"None of them can keep their hands of each.other!!

Macca Pacca is my favourite

I had one child ask me why his willy was on backwards.

How did you answer that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The whole show is pure filth! It's AWESOME!

sadly my little one doesnt like it anymore

so its my guilty pleasure when she goes to bed early

I watch it so often my Tivo records it for me without me doing anything. So I can watch it late... real late. IF U NO WAT I MEAN!"

You feeling the horn today funky?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

Every kids TV programme is filthy, I swear the theme tune of curious George says bi curious George, they were talking about pearl necklaces on the tweenies not long ago and I notice more all the time. Has me in stitches x

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"None of them can keep their hands of each.other!!

Macca Pacca is my favourite

I had one child ask me why his willy was on backwards.

How did you answer that?"

Truthfully, I hope: it's his little tail.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What. The. Fuck?"

haha its a great program for kids.

all aboard the pinky ponk!!

isnt that a pip? lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"None of them can keep their hands of each.other!!

Macca Pacca is my favourite

I had one child ask me why his willy was on backwards.

How did you answer that?

Truthfully, I hope: it's his little tail."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What. The. Fuck?

haha its a great program for kids.

all aboard the pinky ponk!!

isnt that a pip? lol"

Oh the pink ponk is something else, ide love one

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"The whole show is pure filth! It's AWESOME!

sadly my little one doesnt like it anymore

so its my guilty pleasure when she goes to bed early

I watch it so often my Tivo records it for me without me doing anything. So I can watch it late... real late. IF U NO WAT I MEAN!

You feeling the horn today funky?"

It's my fantastic new (copyrighted) sentence my development team have created. It makes everything I say sound like I have the horn IF U NO WAT I MEAN©

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every kids TV programme is filthy, I swear the theme tune of curious George says bi curious George, they were talking about pearl necklaces on the tweenies not long ago and I notice more all the time. Has me in stitches x "

Totally agree, there's me thinking it was just my filthy mind

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What. The. Fuck?"

It's SIR DEREK JACOBI, don't you know? He's proper Shakespearean and everything.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The whole show is pure filth! It's AWESOME!

sadly my little one doesnt like it anymore

so its my guilty pleasure when she goes to bed early

I watch it so often my Tivo records it for me without me doing anything. So I can watch it late... real late. IF U NO WAT I MEAN!

You feeling the horn today funky?

It's my fantastic new (copyrighted) sentence my development team have created. It makes everything I say sound like I have the horn IF U NO WAT I MEAN©"

I'm having trouble deciphering the text speak. I may need some help to fully understand how this makes you sound horny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The whole show is pure filth! It's AWESOME!

sadly my little one doesnt like it anymore

so its my guilty pleasure when she goes to bed early

I watch it so often my Tivo records it for me without me doing anything. So I can watch it late... real late. IF U NO WAT I MEAN!

You feeling the horn today funky?

It's my fantastic new (copyrighted) sentence my development team have created. It makes everything I say sound like I have the horn IF U NO WAT I MEAN©

I'm having trouble deciphering the text speak. I may need some help to fully understand how this makes you sound horny."

Just something he quoted on an earlier thread

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

My son has a night garden DVD. Some of my favourite episodes are.,

Iggle piggles mucky patch.

Makka pakka under iggle piggles blanket

Iggle piggle looks for upsy daisy and follows her bed.

Tombliboo ooo drinks everyone's pinky ponk juice

Upsy daisy kisses everything

There's loads more... And the most worrying is 'the pontipine children in the tombliboo trousers'

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G_4F3lJf8T0

Forgot my sister told me about this beauty!!! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My hearing isn't too great and I was convinced Makka Pakka was Knacker Pakka.

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

All Im saying is Mr Tumble in a gimp mask inc ball gag....

Can never look at him the same way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It makes me want to stick pins in my eyes I can't bear it!

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"The whole show is pure filth! It's AWESOME!

sadly my little one doesnt like it anymore

so its my guilty pleasure when she goes to bed early

I watch it so often my Tivo records it for me without me doing anything. So I can watch it late... real late. IF U NO WAT I MEAN!

You feeling the horn today funky?

It's my fantastic new (copyrighted) sentence my development team have created. It makes everything I say sound like I have the horn IF U NO WAT I MEAN©

I'm having trouble deciphering the text speak. I may need some help to fully understand how this makes you sound horny."

The sentence has been very carefully crafted by my R&D team over a 6 month research program. Forum regulars may remember me beta testing it a few months ago in another Nigella thread. We had to alter a few letters here and there but my team and I believe we have it right now and it's ready for prime time.

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"It makes me want to stick pins in my eyes I can't bear it!"

*marks card*

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

I've seen it live... Twice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've seen it live... Twice

They turned it into a sex show

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my fave was when fireman sam asked pennybto teach children how to slide down a pole! it went something like " grab it with both hands, wrap your leg around it and pull yourself close to it....." i must admit ive never been into cartoon porn before that lol .

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"I've seen it live... Twice

I've seen it once, I was a bit disappointed with the puppet part, I wanted them to be life size all the time.

However all was forgiven when I was invited back to Upsy Daisy's dressing room after the gig for a 'personal audience' IF U NO WAT I MEAN! ©

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