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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
Who needs some help with their bios
This is a sample I could do for you.
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thy thighs art more hairy than the darling buds of May
I have given pleasure to the world because I have such beautiful eyes! (Or so the Cat might say.)
Good dawning to thee, friend,
I'm a friendly gentleman, who likes nothing more than writing with the right woman.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my lovable personality, closly followed by my smashing eyes. I hope you will find my eyes to be as special as new born kittens, and my thighs as awesome as the first moon landing.
I work as a swordsman, helping old ladies. This allows me to exercise my skills: cooking and intelligence. My idol is Big Bird. When I'm struggling with my job, I think of Big Bird and feel inspired to continue. I once saw Big Bird at a petrol station, so I feel we have a deep connection - almost spiritual, like the mist on an autumn day, or similar.
* My life goals include:
* Watch the filming of the next season of Red Dwarf
* Write a sonnet that captures your beauty
* Become the best swordsman I can be
* Help all the old ladies in the world
If you're the right woman for me, you'll be courageous and cute. You won't be afraid to be themselves and will have a healthy respect for personal freedom.
My ideal date would involve star gazing in Wales with a pretty woman by my side. While we're there, I write poetry about your hairy thighs under the light of the moon.
The right man's smile will light up my day like somebody igniting a sparkler on a particularly stormy November 5th. Your hairy thighs will make me tremble like sitting on a park bench when a double decker bus rattles by.
'Now kindly cluck off before I extract your giblets and shove a large, seasoned onion between the lips you never kiss with.'
Until younder |
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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
"You had me at love for my hairy thighs 
All will be tailored to personal requirements
Haha gave me a right good giggle and made me double check I don't have hairy thighs but the fact you would appreciate them is appreciated
It’s all about a giggle
Hope you feel better soon x
Absolutely and thank you me too  x"
I’ll pen some words for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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hahaha fucking crying Mr Arty
Sticky police officer seeks gentle woman with fluffy spots for star gazing, stamp collecting and maybe more
A wise wizard once said, 'Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic.' With that in mind...
Hello ladies! I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
I'm an articulate kind of gal, who likes nothing more than star gazing with the right woman.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my brave personality, closly followed by my smashing eyes. I'm the woman for you, if you like great eyes and lips, particularly combined with ample baby oil.
I work as a police officer, helping patients. This allows me to exercise my skills: intelligence and wielding weapons.
My life goals include:
Recieve a telegram from an owl
Fall in love with you
Become the best police officer I can be
Help all the patients in the world
If you're the right woman for me, you'll be gentle and intuitive. You won't be afraid to dance and will have a healthy respect for marriage.
My ideal date would involve stamp collecting in New York with a moist woman by my side. While we're there, I admire your fluffy spots whilst feeling I'm the luckiest woman on the planet.
Let me tell you about a funny thing that happened to me last week. I was just helping an elderly across the road when I was hit by a car. I needed three stitches. BOOM!
And I'll leave you with a quote from the one-and-only Harry Potter: "It seems as though I always knew I'd have to face him in the end."
Light me fire, babe
Looking4Love |
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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
"hahaha fucking crying Mr Arty
Sticky police officer seeks gentle woman with fluffy spots for star gazing, stamp collecting and maybe more
A wise wizard once said, 'Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic.' With that in mind...
Hello ladies! I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
I'm an articulate kind of gal, who likes nothing more than star gazing with the right woman.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my brave personality, closly followed by my smashing eyes. I'm the woman for you, if you like great eyes and lips, particularly combined with ample baby oil.
I work as a police officer, helping patients. This allows me to exercise my skills: intelligence and wielding weapons.
My life goals include:
Recieve a telegram from an owl
Fall in love with you
Become the best police officer I can be
Help all the patients in the world
If you're the right woman for me, you'll be gentle and intuitive. You won't be afraid to dance and will have a healthy respect for marriage.
My ideal date would involve stamp collecting in New York with a moist woman by my side. While we're there, I admire your fluffy spots whilst feeling I'm the luckiest woman on the planet.
Let me tell you about a funny thing that happened to me last week. I was just helping an elderly across the road when I was hit by a car. I needed three stitches. BOOM!
And I'll leave you with a quote from the one-and-only Harry Potter: "It seems as though I always knew I'd have to face him in the end."
Light me fire, babe
Looking4Love"
I was tempted to add some of your lunchtime posts lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hahaha fucking crying Mr Arty
Sticky police officer seeks gentle woman with fluffy spots for star gazing, stamp collecting and maybe more
A wise wizard once said, 'Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic.' With that in mind...
Hello ladies! I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
I'm an articulate kind of gal, who likes nothing more than star gazing with the right woman.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my brave personality, closly followed by my smashing eyes. I'm the woman for you, if you like great eyes and lips, particularly combined with ample baby oil.
I work as a police officer, helping patients. This allows me to exercise my skills: intelligence and wielding weapons.
My life goals include:
Recieve a telegram from an owl
Fall in love with you
Become the best police officer I can be
Help all the patients in the world
If you're the right woman for me, you'll be gentle and intuitive. You won't be afraid to dance and will have a healthy respect for marriage.
My ideal date would involve stamp collecting in New York with a moist woman by my side. While we're there, I admire your fluffy spots whilst feeling I'm the luckiest woman on the planet.
Let me tell you about a funny thing that happened to me last week. I was just helping an elderly across the road when I was hit by a car. I needed three stitches. BOOM!
And I'll leave you with a quote from the one-and-only Harry Potter: "It seems as though I always knew I'd have to face him in the end."
Light me fire, babe
Looking4Love
I was tempted to add some of your lunchtime posts lol"
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"Who needs some help with their bios
This is a sample I could do for you.
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thy thighs art more hairy than the darling buds of May
I have given pleasure to the world because I have such beautiful eyes! (Or so the Cat might say.)
Good dawning to thee, friend,
I'm a friendly gentleman, who likes nothing more than writing with the right woman.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my lovable personality, closly followed by my smashing eyes. I hope you will find my eyes to be as special as new born kittens, and my thighs as awesome as the first moon landing.
I work as a swordsman, helping old ladies. This allows me to exercise my skills: cooking and intelligence. My idol is Big Bird. When I'm struggling with my job, I think of Big Bird and feel inspired to continue. I once saw Big Bird at a petrol station, so I feel we have a deep connection - almost spiritual, like the mist on an autumn day, or similar.
* My life goals include:
* Watch the filming of the next season of Red Dwarf
* Write a sonnet that captures your beauty
* Become the best swordsman I can be
* Help all the old ladies in the world
If you're the right woman for me, you'll be courageous and cute. You won't be afraid to be themselves and will have a healthy respect for personal freedom.
My ideal date would involve star gazing in Wales with a pretty woman by my side. While we're there, I write poetry about your hairy thighs under the light of the moon.
The right man's smile will light up my day like somebody igniting a sparkler on a particularly stormy November 5th. Your hairy thighs will make me tremble like sitting on a park bench when a double decker bus rattles by.
'Now kindly cluck off before I extract your giblets and shove a large, seasoned onion between the lips you never kiss with.'
Until younder"
If I had seen this man in a petrol station I'd have been delighted  |
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