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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Remember that show? It had a segment which Mock The Week also uses called Unlikely Things...
So this particular thread is:
Unlikely things you'd hear in a porn film."
Right. That's the washing machine fixed. I'll be off then.......
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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Actually - that’s really not doing it for me. Could you slow down a touch.
Please please finger blast me with those ) inch acrylic nails…. Mmmmm
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Right?! I often wondered if that was actually pleasurable or the girl ended up with internal bleeding instead. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are those skid marks!!?? "
I am not a pornstar but in my home video my partner said the same thing when he pulled down my big white knickers but luckily it was only brown discharge. |
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"Are those skid marks!!??
I am not a pornstar but in my home video my partner said the same thing when he pulled down my big white knickers but luckily it was only brown discharge. "
I’d eat that with a rusty spoon. |
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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Are those skid marks!!??
I am not a pornstar but in my home video my partner said the same thing when he pulled down my big white knickers but luckily it was only brown discharge. "
Brown discharge"? Hhmmmm. Lol |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Are those skid marks!!??
I am not a pornstar but in my home video my partner said the same thing when he pulled down my big white knickers but luckily it was only brown discharge. "
Brown discharge is better than blue waffle.
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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Are those skid marks!!??
I am not a pornstar but in my home video my partner said the same thing when he pulled down my big white knickers but luckily it was only brown discharge.
Brown discharge is better than blue waffle.
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WTF is blue waffle?
I fear we're straying from the subject matter slightly. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are those skid marks!!??
I am not a pornstar but in my home video my partner said the same thing when he pulled down my big white knickers but luckily it was only brown discharge.
Brown discharge is better than blue waffle.
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WTF is blue waffle?
I fear we're straying from the subject matter slightly. Lol"
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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Oh your lesbian twins are you and you'd like to have sex with me
Sorry I cant I'm a morman on mission would you like read this book."
Alternatively,
"Lesbian Twins?!! I'm not into in cest thanks. It's disgusting." |
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"You want to do what ? Are you fucking joking ? Do I look like a woman that takes it up the arse ? Fuck off you plonker and take the substitutes back with you I ordered seeded not white!."
Not worry madam I can seed it for won't take but a moment . |
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