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Menfolk of the Lounge... it has been a while since the last NotSoQuickie...

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here).....

Please give us what we need.

Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area. And just to give you ideas... a low slung towel, pants pulled down just enough (a good way to achieve this is to slide your hand into them and just gently cup your bits... just fyi), unbuttoned or unzipped jeans with the belt hanging loose... these are all excellent ways to display the area.

If more description were needed, it's that bit that my hand slides to under your shirt when I come up and wrap my arms round you from behind. Where I feel that happy, happy trail of hair that runs down from your belly button, down into your trousers, before I get to wrap my hand around the shaft of your.....

Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again

It's the bit that I'm going to run my hand down to get to your belt.... and undo that, then pop the buttons of your jeans so I can continue to slide my hand down that trail..... taking those jeans and pants with me as I kneel and let my mouth follow my hand.....

I'm on my knees here

..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size or shape you are, no matter the level of hair.... just, please, menfolk, indulge me. Make me happy. Please

(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In. Whatever this is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not in

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By *rder66Man over a year ago

Tatooine

Since I'm back in this part of the universe, this is the way.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In. Whatever this is "

Well... if you're in... you need to add the appropriate profile pic Mr!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Since I'm back in this part of the universe, this is the way."

Hello there stranger

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

It's an older one, but a favourite

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

How's this?

LvM

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It's an older one, but a favourite "

Oh my. Yes it is

If I just kinda reach out and run my fingers down...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"How's this?

LvM"

Why Matterhorn. You know how to please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In. Whatever this is

Well... if you're in... you need to add the appropriate profile pic Mr!"

Which is ?

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By *aximum_funMan over a year ago

West Herts

I *think* you're after something like this, but I've got a towel version if this isn't quite right!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In. Whatever this is

Well... if you're in... you need to add the appropriate profile pic Mr!

Which is ? "

Described most eloquently in the OP I believe...

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I offer up my husband as tribute

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

Is this just enough or a little too much?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In. Whatever this is

Well... if you're in... you need to add the appropriate profile pic Mr!

Which is ?

Described most eloquently in the OP I believe...

You know me. I can’t read well

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

"How's this?

LvM

Why Matterhorn. You know how to please

I try

LvM

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I *think* you're after something like this, but I've got a towel version if this isn't quite right!"

This is quite right. Very quite right indeed

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I offer up my husband as tribute

If I could tribute your husband I really would

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By *aximum_funMan over a year ago

West Herts

"I *think* you're after something like this, but I've got a towel version if this isn't quite right!

This is quite right. Very quite right indeed

(salute)

No, no new emoji there

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Is this just enough or a little too much?

Oh my... slightly too much.

But 20th Feb 2020 is perfect

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By *rder66Man over a year ago

Tatooine

"Since I'm back in this part of the universe, this is the way.

Hello there stranger

Hello NSP, I often thought of you while I bathed in the solar spectacle of the birth of a new star in all its glory, shimmering in glorious wonders and beauty, knowing its light will always shine throughout time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How may I assist you?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In. Whatever this is

Well... if you're in... you need to add the appropriate profile pic Mr!

Which is ?

Described most eloquently in the OP I believe...

You know me. I can’t read well "

Good point...

Just take a picture of your lower abdomen would you please dear? Feel free to do it in the shower

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By *akeanyoneMan over a year ago

Not sure if this one cuts the mustard for you OP ?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"How's this?

LvM

Why Matterhorn. You know how to please

I try

LvM"

You succeed

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

"Is this just enough or a little too much?

Oh my... slightly too much.

But 20th Feb 2020 is perfect

This one I assume.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman over a year ago

…

oh lordy lou posh nice thread! Commenting so I can keep checking in

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Since I'm back in this part of the universe, this is the way.

Hello there stranger

Aww... I kinda feel special. Then I overthought it and now I'm worried it's because the star is dead inside...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Oh posh! My favourite bit!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"How may I assist you?"

You're just like F&B! The request is in the OP!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I didn’t know where you meant, but I think it’s in this one.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not sure if this one cuts the mustard for you OP ?

Ooooh yes. Mustard sliced very well

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Is this just enough or a little too much?

Oh my... slightly too much.

But 20th Feb 2020 is perfect

This one I assume.

That's the one

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"oh lordy lou posh nice thread! Commenting so I can keep checking in

I thought it was time

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Evening all

Good evening young sir

Looking rather fine there

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh posh! My favourite bit!

There's a chance that when I said "perverts" I was thinking of you

(Mine too)

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By *rder66Man over a year ago

Tatooine

"Since I'm back in this part of the universe, this is the way.

Hello there stranger

Aww... I kinda feel special. Then I overthought it and now I'm worried it's because the star is dead inside...

"
So long as the light is seen, the core will always burn hot and glorious.

It's good to be back.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I didn’t know where you meant, but I think it’s in this one.

Woody. It certainly is

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan over a year ago

Gourock

Evening

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Since I'm back in this part of the universe, this is the way.

Hello there stranger

Aww... I kinda feel special. Then I overthought it and now I'm worried it's because the star is dead inside...

So long as the light is seen, the core will always burn hot and glorious.

It's good to be back. "

And very good to see you

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

good evening,,

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Evening "

Evening to you too

Good fulfilling of the briefs

I mean... brief. Dammit

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"good evening,,"

Good evening to you too... I see you also followed the brief

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan over a year ago

Gourock

"Evening

Evening to you too

Good fulfilling of the briefs

I mean... brief. Dammit"

Who could resist your eloquent request

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Evening

Evening to you too

Good fulfilling of the briefs

I mean... brief. Dammit

Who could resist your eloquent request

Sure it wasn't just the begging that did it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I didn’t know where you meant, but I think it’s in this one.

Woody. It certainly is

cool.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I didn’t know where you meant, but I think it’s in this one.

Woody. It certainly is

cool.

Actually... rather hot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not sure if this cuts it, but here you go.

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Bookmarking

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not sure if this cuts it, but here you go.

That's absolutely the spot

Now... if you just slip the towel down a little bit...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bookmarking

I knew you'd be helpless to resist

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By *hisCharmingMan over a year ago

South Manchester

New pic added the other day

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

She's Back yay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't have one..

, it's more like the Bermuda Triangle than a happy trail...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Plenty to choose from in my gallery. Help yourself

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

i have towel one ive never shown it,,

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I think a few of his fit the bill

Tinder x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooh I’m liking this thread

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan over a year ago

Gourock

"Evening

Evening to you too

Good fulfilling of the briefs

I mean... brief. Dammit

Who could resist your eloquent request

Sure it wasn't just the begging that did it?

Well you were on your knees, i could hardly refuse

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Oh and I'm totally not perving while I mope in bed feeling sorry for myself

Tinder x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"New pic added the other day

You must have known I'd be asking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How may I assist you?

You're just like F&B! The request is in the OP!"

Please take this as a request for the TLDR version xxx

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"She's Back yay

Shhh... don't tell anyone.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

Bookmarking for a perv later

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not sure if this cuts it, but here you go.

That's absolutely the spot

Now... if you just slip the towel down a little bit...

Oops... The towel may have fallen off altogether.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I don't have one..

, it's more like the Bermuda Triangle than a happy trail..."

Everyone has a happy trail! Go on... give it a go

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Plenty to choose from in my gallery. Help yourself

Oh I may have to have a proper peruse. Any in particular you feel are worth a look?

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By *eardybobMan over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Always in for a not so quicky!

Your OP was unusually specific though... do mankini's count or do I have to put some pants on?

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

give the towel one a go

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

I only have a naked one.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"i have towel one ive never shown it,,"

I'm honoured you've shared for the thread Dave

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

"i have towel one ive never shown it,,

I'm honoured you've shared for the thread Dave

"
,, your very welcome x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't have one..

, it's more like the Bermuda Triangle than a happy trail...

Everyone has a happy trail! Go on... give it a go

I really don't. You'd need a compass to get from my navel to my cock...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Have made one of B our profile pic for you as I reckon he'd be too shy to do it himself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will this do?

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By *ou only live onceMan over a year ago

London

Seeing as it's you, Posh.

Though I'm afraid it's not quite what you're after as my paw is covering said trail, but best I can do...will try harder next time!

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

OP - before I went beserk with my manscaping, I had a lovely happy trail! Is this what you mean? I also have a trimmed open shirt and jeans pic

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

"How's this?

LvM"

Can you be healthy already

I wanna fuck your brains out

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By *d4fun73Man over a year ago

Shipley

Errm I think I'm in

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think a few of his fit the bill

Tinder x"

They absolutely do my lovely

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ooh I’m liking this thread

I'm so glad more perverts (ladies) are turning up... you're welcome

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Evening

Evening to you too

Good fulfilling of the briefs

I mean... brief. Dammit

Who could resist your eloquent request

Sure it wasn't just the begging that did it?

Well you were on your knees, i could hardly refuse

Such a gentleman

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh and I'm totally not perving while I mope in bed feeling sorry for myself

Tinder x"

Total VERT

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"How may I assist you?

You're just like F&B! The request is in the OP!

Please take this as a request for the TLDR version xxx"

Happy trail photo as profile pic. With pervy description.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bookmarking for a perv later

I'll try and fill it with all the sexy just for you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not sure if this cuts it, but here you go.

That's absolutely the spot

Now... if you just slip the towel down a little bit...

Oops... The towel may have fallen off altogether.

Oops!

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

Oh My

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Please give us what we need."

Go on then. My profile pic has slipped out of Wednesday’s white shirt for you.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Always in for a not so quicky!

Your OP was unusually specific though... do mankini's count or do I have to put some pants on?

Well... you know me and specifics

Mankini's absolutely count as long as you wear it to the beach again next time we go

And I told you... pants are only allowed if there's nothing else on

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I only have a naked one. "

Well the trail is definitely there

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I don't have one..

, it's more like the Bermuda Triangle than a happy trail...

Everyone has a happy trail! Go on... give it a go

I really don't. You'd need a compass to get from my navel to my cock..."

I'd just ask for directions... cos we ladies do that

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By *eviant KnightMan over a year ago

Norton

Good evening Posh

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Have made one of B our profile pic for you as I reckon he'd be too shy to do it himself.

Well thank you Julie... that's a happy happy trail there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohhh yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Will this do? "

I see a hint of happy trail there... so yes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't have one..

, it's more like the Bermuda Triangle than a happy trail...

Everyone has a happy trail! Go on... give it a go

I really don't. You'd need a compass to get from my navel to my cock...

I'd just ask for directions... cos we ladies do that

I'll sharpie one on..

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Seeing as it's you, Posh.

Though I'm afraid it's not quite what you're after as my paw is covering said trail, but best I can do...will try harder next time!"

I spy a hint of trail... but new photos are definitely acceptable too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

NotSoPosh - I think I want to read more of your erotic fiction/non-fiction, and then try it out!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"OP - before I went beserk with my manscaping, I had a lovely happy trail! Is this what you mean? I also have a trimmed open shirt and jeans pic

That's exactly the trail Felix

Thanking you very much

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I didn't realise we could just ask for things like this! A perving revelation! Look out for my sexy shoulders request coming soon. Ooh, and forearms too...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"How's this?

LvM

Can you be healthy already

I wanna fuck your brains out

So I read that and got excited... then realised you meant your husband and not me

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Does this qualify?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Errm I think I'm in

Knew I could rely on you! Welcome back to being perved on

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

"OP - before I went beserk with my manscaping, I had a lovely happy trail! Is this what you mean? I also have a trimmed open shirt and jeans pic

That's exactly the trail Felix

Thanking you very much

I love having it followed sensuously with a woman’s delicate touch. You describe it so beautifully! I might have to grow it back…

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh My

Exactly

You're very welcome

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Please give us what we need.

Go on then. My profile pic has slipped out of Wednesday’s white shirt for you.

Ooooh it has... thank you lovely

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Posh! You always come through! Thank you for this treat

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

"How's this?

LvM

Can you be healthy already

I wanna fuck your brains out

Working on it

LvM

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Good evening Posh

Well it most certainly is

Hi you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ohhh yes

!!"

Pull up a perving chair Mrs Shiv

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I don't have one..

, it's more like the Bermuda Triangle than a happy trail...

Everyone has a happy trail! Go on... give it a go

I really don't. You'd need a compass to get from my navel to my cock...

I'd just ask for directions... cos we ladies do that

I'll sharpie one on.."

And take a photo?

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By *urvaceousVioletWoman over a year ago

RCT/South Wales

Really loving this thread

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"NotSoPosh - I think I want to read more of your erotic fiction/non-fiction, and then try it out! "

You're too kind

but it's never fiction... all based on a true story

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I didn’t know where you meant, but I think it’s in this one.

Woody. It certainly is

cool.

Actually... rather hot

It’s chilly when you’re this naked!!! I need a way to warm up. ….

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I didn't realise we could just ask for things like this! A perving revelation! Look out for my sexy shoulders request coming soon. Ooh, and forearms too...

Oh yes! I've asked for those before now. The menfolk do come through for us ladies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How may I assist you?

You're just like F&B! The request is in the OP!

Please take this as a request for the TLDR version xxx

Happy trail photo as profile pic. With pervy description."

Soon come

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By *hitney NeilWoman over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"NotSoPosh - I think I want to read more of your erotic fiction/non-fiction, and then try it out!

You're too kind

but it's never fiction... all based on a true story

I have plenty of ideas for your next book!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Does this qualify? "

Mag! I can see your willy!

It totally counts

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"OP - before I went beserk with my manscaping, I had a lovely happy trail! Is this what you mean? I also have a trimmed open shirt and jeans pic

That's exactly the trail Felix

Thanking you very much

I love having it followed sensuously with a woman’s delicate touch. You describe it so beautifully! I might have to grow it back…"

Oh do! It's just so very... ooooft.

(Fans self)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Posh! You always come through! Thank you for this treat

There she is

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Really loving this thread

You are absolutely welcome. I may need to do this regularly again...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A little late entry but hope this will do

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

"How's this?

LvM

Can you be healthy already

I wanna fuck your brains out

So I read that and got excited... then realised you meant your husband and not me

My husband with his Rona is not up for anything. Apparently he's sleeping in a spare bedroom tonight, so I have a space in a super king size bed

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I didn’t know where you meant, but I think it’s in this one.

Woody. It certainly is

cool.

Actually... rather hot

It’s chilly when you’re this naked!!! I need a way to warm up. …. "

I hear friction works... so rub yourself against someone

Oops. I meant to say something. Damn autocarrot

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Does this qualify?

Mag! I can see your willy!

It totally counts

Yes I'm gonna put it away in a minute.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"How may I assist you?

You're just like F&B! The request is in the OP!

Please take this as a request for the TLDR version xxx

Happy trail photo as profile pic. With pervy description.

Soon come "

Promises promises

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By *d4fun73Man over a year ago

Shipley

"Errm I think I'm in

Knew I could rely on you! Welcome back to being perved on

It's been awhile!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could someone verify me so I can upload a video?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In

Well hello me lovely

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By *hitney NeilWoman over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

"Could someone verify me so I can upload a video?

Errrrrrmmmmm no

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"NotSoPosh - I think I want to read more of your erotic fiction/non-fiction, and then try it out!

You're too kind

but it's never fiction... all based on a true story

I have plenty of ideas for your next book!

Oh my!

Sounds saucy.

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By *hitney NeilWoman over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

"In

Well hello me lovely

Hello yourself my lovely

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A little late entry but hope this will do

Good to see you Joe... and yes. Yes yes. You know it will

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't have one..

, it's more like the Bermuda Triangle than a happy trail...

Everyone has a happy trail! Go on... give it a go

I really don't. You'd need a compass to get from my navel to my cock...

I'd just ask for directions... cos we ladies do that

I'll sharpie one on..

And take a photo?

I already have a pic up, and you can see on that I don't have one...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"How's this?

LvM

Can you be healthy already

I wanna fuck your brains out

So I read that and got excited... then realised you meant your husband and not me

My husband with his Rona is not up for anything. Apparently he's sleeping in a spare bedroom tonight, so I have a space in a super king size bed

Well now we're talking... I'll be there in about 5 hours

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Does this qualify?

Mag! I can see your willy!

It totally counts

Yes I'm gonna put it away in a minute. "

But...

It's so very nice to look at

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Errm I think I'm in

Knew I could rely on you! Welcome back to being perved on

It's been awhile!"

I'll have to perve more often

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

"How's this?

LvM

Can you be healthy already

I wanna fuck your brains out

So I read that and got excited... then realised you meant your husband and not me

My husband with his Rona is not up for anything. Apparently he's sleeping in a spare bedroom tonight, so I have a space in a super king size bed

Well now we're talking... I'll be there in about 5 hours

Why is everyone 5 hours away

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Could someone verify me so I can upload a video?

Best bet is the cam rooms for that I'd say... unless you've met anyone here?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I don't have one..

, it's more like the Bermuda Triangle than a happy trail...

Everyone has a happy trail! Go on... give it a go

I really don't. You'd need a compass to get from my navel to my cock...

I'd just ask for directions... cos we ladies do that

I'll sharpie one on..

And take a photo?

I already have a pic up, and you can see on that I don't have one..."

I've just perused... you indeed don't! So not the Bermuda Triangle then! I feel so confoosed

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"How's this?

LvM

Can you be healthy already

I wanna fuck your brains out

So I read that and got excited... then realised you meant your husband and not me

My husband with his Rona is not up for anything. Apparently he's sleeping in a spare bedroom tonight, so I have a space in a super king size bed

Well now we're talking... I'll be there in about 5 hours

Why is everyone 5 hours away

That's exactly how I feel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now in!

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By *d4fun73Man over a year ago

Shipley

"Errm I think I'm in

Knew I could rely on you! Welcome back to being perved on

It's been awhile!

I'll have to perve more often"

You will indeed plenty of pics on profile for you

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

Definitely not the only pervert

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Now in!

That's an excellent one! A very happy trail

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Errm I think I'm in

Knew I could rely on you! Welcome back to being perved on

It's been awhile!

I'll have to perve more often

You will indeed plenty of pics on profile for you

Why thank you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Definitely not the only pervert

Cede! So good to see you

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By *wistedsoul35Man over a year ago

cumbria

Closest one I have to that description.... I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Now in!

That's an excellent one! A very happy trail

Thank you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Closest one I have to that description.... I'm in

You most certainly are in

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Now in!

That's an excellent one! A very happy trail

Thank you

More than welcome

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"Definitely not the only pervert

Cede! So good to see you

Amazing to see you too

Was gutted I couldn't see you at first on the forums - nearly left again there and then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here).....

Please give us what we need.

Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again

I'm on my knees here

..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size or shape you are, no matter the level of hair.... just, please, menfolk, indulge me. Make me happy. Please

(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)

Posh! For you my dear, anything.

It's an oldie but a goodie that Ive gone for, I hope you like!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Definitely not the only pervert

Cede! So good to see you

Amazing to see you too

Was gutted I couldn't see you at first on the forums - nearly left again there and then

You're such a sweet talker... I may have been taking a break, or hiding in plain sight

I'm so glad you're still here though!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Now in!

That's an excellent one! A very happy trail

Thank you

More than welcome

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Posh! For you my dear, anything.

It's an oldie but a goodie that Ive gone for, I hope you like!

Anything you give me is more than perfect Josh... you know that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't have one..

, it's more like the Bermuda Triangle than a happy trail...

Everyone has a happy trail! Go on... give it a go

I really don't. You'd need a compass to get from my navel to my cock...

I'd just ask for directions... cos we ladies do that

I'll sharpie one on..

And take a photo?

I already have a pic up, and you can see on that I don't have one...

I've just perused... you indeed don't! So not the Bermuda Triangle then! I feel so confoosed"

This could be my problem. Women don't know how to find my cock!..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I didn’t know where you meant, but I think it’s in this one.

Woody. It certainly is

cool.

Actually... rather hot

It’s chilly when you’re this naked!!! I need a way to warm up. ….

I hear friction works... so rub yourself against someone

Oops. I meant to say something. Damn autocarrot

Your auto carrot has great ideas!!

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"Definitely not the only pervert

Cede! So good to see you

Amazing to see you too

Was gutted I couldn't see you at first on the forums - nearly left again there and then

You're such a sweet talker... I may have been taking a break, or hiding in plain sight

I'm so glad you're still here though!"

Not to everyone

I took a short break and suddenly nearly a year had passed me by - had to come back though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lots of willing men-folk here! Are there any other requests?

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By *r.SJMan over a year ago

Wellingborough

Been a while myself but poking my head above the parapet once more and profile pic changed accordingly...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well this is such a treat

Many thanks Posh

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I don't have one..

, it's more like the Bermuda Triangle than a happy trail...

Everyone has a happy trail! Go on... give it a go

I really don't. You'd need a compass to get from my navel to my cock...

I'd just ask for directions... cos we ladies do that

I'll sharpie one on..

And take a photo?

I already have a pic up, and you can see on that I don't have one...

I've just perused... you indeed don't! So not the Bermuda Triangle then! I feel so confoosed

This could be my problem. Women don't know how to find my cock!..

Google maps?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good call posh, that’s the part I like to lick

Just going to perv a bit

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I didn’t know where you meant, but I think it’s in this one.

Woody. It certainly is

cool.

Actually... rather hot

It’s chilly when you’re this naked!!! I need a way to warm up. ….

I hear friction works... so rub yourself against someone

Oops. I meant to say something. Damn autocarrot

Your auto carrot has great ideas!!

It often gets me in trouble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do I do?!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Definitely not the only pervert

Cede! So good to see you

Amazing to see you too

Was gutted I couldn't see you at first on the forums - nearly left again there and then

You're such a sweet talker... I may have been taking a break, or hiding in plain sight

I'm so glad you're still here though!

Not to everyone

I took a short break and suddenly nearly a year had passed me by - had to come back though

I'm absolutely thrilled you did! And how has it been a year?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do I do?!"

You’ve done it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ohhh yes

Pull up a perving chair Mrs Shiv

What a great thread!, I’m away for another scroll

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Lots of willing men-folk here! Are there any other requests?

Other requests come later... we are all about the happy trail right here

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Had one in my gallery. Made it my profile pic.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Been a while myself but poking my head above the parapet once more and profile pic changed accordingly..."

Well hello stranger!

It is indeed in accordance

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