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Honestly though, I shouldn't be allowed to write verifications. I'm still wounded that one of the guys I've met at Play a couple of times refuses to show the ones I leave him 
I mean, I said he was absolutely tolerable in small doses. What more does someone want? |
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"Honestly though, I shouldn't be allowed to write verifications. I'm still wounded that one of the guys I've met at Play a couple of times refuses to show the ones I leave him
I mean, I said he was absolutely tolerable in small doses. What more does someone want?"
Seriously? All I want is the opportunity for you to give me a negative review  |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
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"Honestly though, I shouldn't be allowed to write verifications. I'm still wounded that one of the guys I've met at Play a couple of times refuses to show the ones I leave him
I mean, I said he was absolutely tolerable in small doses. What more does someone want?"
*sniggers* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well, what can I say guys? This one will literally NEVER turn up time and will be shooing you out the door before you've uttered your last 'oh god'. Big boobs though and a decent ride."
Swings and roundabouts  |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Away for Christmas |
"Honestly though, I shouldn't be allowed to write verifications. I'm still wounded that one of the guys I've met at Play a couple of times refuses to show the ones I leave him
I mean, I said he was absolutely tolerable in small doses. What more does someone want?"
I dread to think what I'd end up getting...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Very much like a moped.
Great fun to ride, but emarassing if your mates see you on it!
You're amazing! "
Pfffft.
I am ok. For a 6'+ bird with bloke shoulders. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"met this lady for a social and flirted with me wearing a very low cut top, decided to go back to her place, I got on better with her cat as her conversation skills were shit to say the least but made a good cup of tea (loose leaf, Yorkshire blend for the tea lovers) after we tried the bedroom Olympics, however my new best friend that is this ladies cat didn't really seem to like me going at it and decided to use me as a strencing post (his claws!). After cleaning myself up with some TCP (the torrent of little marks on my body the little crap bag did to me will take some explaining to the wife), I drink my tea and left. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Penny is stunning, funny, sharp as a razor and tasted of rainbows, only downside was some guy that sat right next to her and tried to join the conversation. |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"Not bad for her age. Perky tits, great ass, bangs like a shed door in a storm.
Likes cuddles and M&S "best ever" sherry trifle.
It would appear madam that you've got the job ."
Well thank you very much.
And I don't even need to put out.  |
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More grey in his beard than a Royal Navy ship, but sense of humour of a 12 year old reading Viz for the first time. He is the social equivalent of eating soup with a broken fork.
Came to mine to talk about my hamster collection, I turned my back and he was folding my laundry and had done my dishes. What a star!
When I said "oh, you're perfect, I could marry you!" he answered "there's no need to be offensive" and left!
Why won't you answer my messages or calls? Was it something I did? I have guinea pigs too for your to meet! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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raging ginger flag with more issues than China has sheep.
vicious and volatile.
complete catfish, and shit head game, however does have a decent rack to look at, so enter at your own risk.
Px  |
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Some of these are hilarious, well done everyone. One thing I will say though is, virtually everyone laid right into themselves. I hope you don’t actually think you’re all shit lays & not worth meeting. You’ve all got a decent sense of humour at least I’m sure it’s all in good humour but I wanted to say just in case! |
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Mrs talks to much and I've seen bigger boobs on a cat but if you close your eyes she's not too bad, Mr is funny and a very patient man to put up with her . Would consider meeting again if she wears a muzzle |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
He's actually not quite as abrasive as he can come across in the forums at times and the only reason she hooked up with him is because he's used witchcraft on her to think he's actually Henry Cavill. She definitely has more hair and it's touch and go who sucks like a dyson more.
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"Not bad for her age. Perky tits, great ass, bangs like a shed door in a storm.
Likes cuddles and M&S "best ever" sherry trifle.
It would appear madam that you've got the job .
Well thank you very much.
And I don't even need to put out.
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Well in current economic climate
We do need employees to be flexible and open to doing overtime
And catering to the bosses needs
But I'm sure with your work ethic it won't put you out . |
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Nice enough bloke but it was odd he turned up in a dressing gown.
No trouble, didn’t wander off and brought his own mug.
Has an extra hand where his balls should be. Sounds weird but no mess at the end and he tickled my bummole while he knobbed me.
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What a sarcastic bastard, didn't know if I should be laughing or hiding under the covers. Wouldn’t let me even put a pinky in his arse but wouldn't leave mine alone.
Having said all of the above, he's a complete dream and made sure I felt comfortable and I left feeling like I didn't have any fluids in my body |
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"“Not actually Scottish.”
(I mean, that’s basically what Boo said when she left me a veri. Felt like I’d been reported to trading standards.)"
The amount of times I've spoken to people that expect me to sound Welsh |
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"Always late, worth the wait"
Hold on, are you my wife? 
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"This one will literally NEVER turn up time and will be shooing you out the door before you've uttered your last 'oh god'. Big boobs though and a decent ride."
And are you my EX-wife?  |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"Not bad for her age. Perky tits, great ass, bangs like a shed door in a storm.
Likes cuddles and M&S "best ever" sherry trifle.
It would appear madam that you've got the job .
Well thank you very much.
And I don't even need to put out.
Well in current economic climate
We do need employees to be flexible and open to doing overtime
And catering to the bosses needs
But I'm sure with your work ethic it won't put you out ."
I'm very flexible. |
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"Honestly though, I shouldn't be allowed to write verifications. I'm still wounded that one of the guys I've met at Play a couple of times refuses to show the ones I leave him
I mean, I said he was absolutely tolerable in small doses. What more does someone want?
I dread to think what I'd end up getting... "
Laid. I'm pretty sure that's what you'd be getting  |
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