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The wife

By *banned4noreason OP Couple over a year ago

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Remember to have her slippers and pipe at the ready on the fireside table in readiness for her return

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By *banned4noreason OP Couple over a year ago

damn it, her electric face shaver had been sold already!

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By *kmale421Man over a year ago

wirral

LOL, Got to admit that did make me chuckle when I read the OP.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"damn it, her electric face shaver had been sold already!"

Tut tut, she'll have to wet shave now

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Is this true?

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By *banned4noreason OP Couple over a year ago

"Is this true?

Of Course... guess what else....

My next door neighbour just confronted me about items missing from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants....

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"Is this true?

Of Course... guess what else....

My next door neighbour just confronted me about items missing from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back."

Boom! Boom!!

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By *banned4noreason OP Couple over a year ago

Hope I made you smile at least

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

Hahaha. Xx

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By *evilwolfCouple over a year ago

Leicestershire

"The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back."

don't forget to get the hitachi wand back out of hock at cash converters too

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just been stopped by the police on the A1 and when he asked my why I was speeding and why I wouldn't stop when they had chased me for 10 miles I told him that my wife had run off with a copper last week and I thought they were bringing her back!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hope I made you smile at least

Look on the bright side!

You'll have your 'naked ironer' back!

Every home should have one!!

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By *banned4noreason OP Couple over a year ago

LOL, that pic has more fabs than any other, which is iron-ic.

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By *weet DevilMan over a year ago

dukinfield

my mrs ran off with my next door neighbour !!! i dont half miss him

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By *am123Man over a year ago

essex chelmsford

funny posts lol need more of thease on here

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By *banned4noreason OP Couple over a year ago

Humor,very underated.

I think countries should not have armies, just comedians, battle of jokes...

Would make a change from the clowns and comedians from running the country...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"LOL, that pic has more fabs than any other, which is iron-ic.

Hard 'pressed' to find a better one!

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By *banned4noreason OP Couple over a year ago

"LOL, that pic has more fabs than any other, which is iron-ic.

Hard 'pressed' to find a better one!

very good.

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By *aninthemiddleMan over a year ago

caerphilly

God im 'creasing' here

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By *banned4noreason OP Couple over a year ago

Tonight is ironing night... so maybe later there will have to be some naked cam ironing in the South East room!!

I am desperately trying to think of another ironing joke...but I am getting "Board" now - There I did it!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tonight is ironing night... so maybe later there will have to be some naked cam ironing in the South East room!!

I am desperately trying to think of another ironing joke...but I am getting "Board" now - There I did it!!

That one fell a bit 'flat' - although naked ironing on cam does sound quite 'steamy' !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My wife entered a saggy tit competition last night, she wiped the floor with em!

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By *oulou45Woman over a year ago

Bucks

Pmsl more please x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was driving and having trouble with buttons on my top. Cops wanting me to stop by shouting pullover pullover i said no its a cardigan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Police stopped me on the motorway yesterday. Officer says Do you know you left your wife behind at the last services sir? I said thank god for that, Ithought I'd gone deaf!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God my ex wife was so ugly I had to tie a pork chop around her neck just to get the dogs to play with her.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My wife said I should look at things from a woman's point of view.....so I had a look out the kitchen window

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She also had the cheek to say I never listen to her .or something about her thingy or wosit ..?? sumat like that anyway ...

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By *ncutgemMan over a year ago

Bath ish

I heard you visited the wifes grave last week - she still think your diggin a fish pond ?

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple over a year ago

Boldon

"I heard you visited the wifes grave last week - she still think your diggin a fish pond ?"

This one made me laugh as we enlarged our fish pond last summer - there's a picture of me in it on our profile - I did it as a dare but we joked the other day that he wanted me to try it out for size - he's a widower and was a funeral director - he always mentions the rockery as its easier than a patio

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