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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
Sticking this out there ‘cos that’s what us guys do, right?
If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them
3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself
5) do the same for others and open your filters people!
Get to it you sexy bunch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in x |
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I'll be in and play postie for a bit  |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
I’ll be in and happy to be a postie  |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
We will be in for a while... after all, seems rude not to 
Posh  |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
I'm around for a bit of this while I wait for evening meal ideas |
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Has been a while...I'm in.
Happy to be postie too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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I'll jump in and search out those hot studs |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
A lovely gent says
I fancy curve your enthusiasm |
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By *at89ukWoman
over a year ago
leeds |
Never played before but I’m in! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i'll play 
also more than happy to play postie to your wonderful messages. Px  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In as a postie. Get ya flirt on girls  |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
A very sexy guy says I fancy…….
PreyToTheFairies  |
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I love these threads but I think I’m too busy to be in today.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ll play
Happy to play postie for a bit too  |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"I love these threads but I think I’m too busy to be in today. "
Well you know I do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I will happily play |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm working
So in |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
An anonymous friend said
I would love to crawl all over SpidersBunny |
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"A lovely gent says
I fancy curve your enthusiasm "
Aww |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
This guy is on a roll and this time he wants Tge Shivs to know he fancies them |
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I have an hour or so to spare so happy to be a postie. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I'm on line, I'll be a post lady |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"In as a postie. Get ya flirt on girls "
Y’know you’ve got guys blocked? |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
A very hot guy has the following message
Would you kindly let the Rickshaweds know that I would be more than happy to help G whisk Dee to the bedroom for some extra stuffing |
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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago
Cowley |
With this many posties we need to start a union  |
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I’ll be in for as long as I can |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message for TheMatterhorns from my hot mate
They're both ridiculously hot! Watched their videos earlier and they're the perfect mix of hot sex and cheekiness. Love it! |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"With this many posties we need to start a union "
I’ve done a full shift so far! |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
A very lovely and dear mate has asked me post this;
Please tell Kaitonel that I've been perusing his gallery and suddenly I feel a lot warmer than I did a while back |
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My hot mate says:
“ Id love join _ickshawed”  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I'm home, I'm playing postie. |
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I’m in for a bit happy to post |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
"An anonymous friend said
I would love to crawl all over SpidersBunny"
Tell your friend we're waiting  |
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One for _ea monkey :
Your lovely fuzzy chest gives me lovely fuzzy feelings between my thighs |
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By *B69Woman
over a year ago
Wiltshire |
I’m in for a while |
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One for the Von Matterhorns
I'd help out with their research anytime! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This guy is on a roll and this time he wants Tge Shivs to know he fancies them "
Aww thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can be a postie for a little |
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One for the Shivs
Your sexy pj's are hot as fuck. |
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I can play postman pat for someone |
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In for a bit and happy to be postie (filters dropped)
J |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
Some sexy friends said…..
Please tell Hovis we would be rather interested in sharing his waffle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In please !! |
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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago
the middle somewhere |
In and happy to pass on messages |
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"One for the Von Matterhorns
I'd help out with their research anytime!"
Oh great! We could use some extra subject... er... assistance
LvM |
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One for Meli
You're far too beautiful. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some sexy friends said…..
Please tell Hovis we would be rather interested in sharing his waffle."
plenty to go around  |
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"Message for TheMatterhorns from my hot mate
They're both ridiculously hot! Watched their videos earlier and they're the perfect mix of hot sex and cheekiness. Love it!"
Thank you mystery stranger, for the kind words
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One for the Shivs
Your sexy pj's are hot as fuck."
Pyjama party ? |
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One for Curve your enthusiasm
Those curves are absolutely stunning  |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"One for _ea monkey :
Your lovely fuzzy chest gives me lovely fuzzy feelings between my thighs"
Oooh! Hopefully not Velcro |
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By *B69Woman
over a year ago
Wiltshire |
Msg for Matterhorn from a beautiful friend
Please tell Matterhorn that he doesn't get his dick out nearly enough and he should rectify that situation asap |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
Darling Quack you sexy devil woman...
I have this for you from my sexy AF mate:
I'd love to jizz all over her pretty face, ideally while she's sat on my wife's
And there I was thinking he was pure as the driven snow
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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FAO curve your enthusiasm, from my fucking fit mate..
Can we watch CYE together and can I hit it in the morning? Sun rising whilst you Moaning |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
My beautiful, classy and sexy mate has asked me...
Could you tell Fabulous & Bearded
No matter how many times I look at your pictures I always want more |
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"An anonymous friend said
I would love to crawl all over SpidersBunny
Tell your friend we're waiting "
I’m so on the way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ey Up Shivs..
my delicious mate says
ask the Shivs if they've room for a small one? |
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Listen up Quack... when post lands in my box from a guy with a cock that's a Moray...
Could you please let quacksplat know that she is absolutely gorgeous and thank her for indulging me with talks of fish tanks and my big eel. |
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"Msg for Matterhorn from a beautiful friend
Please tell Matterhorn that he doesn't get his dick out nearly enough and he should rectify that situation asap"
And who is this mystery pervert?
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oooo I'll be in while I'm cooking my tea |
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"A very hot guy has the following message
Would you kindly let the Rickshaweds know that I would be more than happy to help G whisk Dee to the bedroom for some extra stuffing "
Oooft. Well I do love a good stuffing. Fond of a roast too |
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"My hot mate says:
“ Id love join _ickshawed” "
Excellent. I love a bit of hot stuff. Saves on the heating |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
"Msg for Matterhorn from a beautiful friend
Please tell Matterhorn that he doesn't get his dick out nearly enough and he should rectify that situation asap
And who is this mystery pervert?
LvM"
Whoever it is should be spanked. A lot.
Outrageous behaviour
Posh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Outright public love for SpiderBunny. Hey strangers
F |
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One for TheShivs again:
A pyjama party sounds really fun. You're lucky I'm in Scotland too so it's definitely possible. Can you guess who I am? x |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
"Outright public love for SpiderBunny. Hey strangers
F"
Outright public love back at you Twosome
Posh |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"A very lovely and dear mate has asked me post this;
Please tell Kaitonel that I've been perusing his gallery and suddenly I feel a lot warmer than I did a while back"
I'm very glad I was able to warm you up. Hope I can continue to do so, whoever ye may be! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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one for my beautiful friend Cookie.. from a rather distinguished gentleman..
tell Cookie46 that she can hook her geordie jeans on my bedpost anytime please |
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I’ll be a postie, away for work with fuck all to do! Hopefully I catch someone’s eye |
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Long time since I’ve played one of these so count me in folks |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"one for my beautiful friend Cookie.. from a rather distinguished gentleman..
tell Cookie46 that she can hook her geordie jeans on my bedpost anytime please "
I’m just an inbox away |
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About to meet my sister so I'm out as a postie |
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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago
Chessington/epsom |
ah go on I'll give this a bash  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Love to be in |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
Haven't been on for a lifetime and just seeing who is here, and I fancy all of you. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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A rather dashing gentleman wanted to let wildblonde know "I would just love to spend time in the wild with her."
A gentleman with a taste for exploring and the great outdoors? Perfect, there's your dogging fantasy sorted. |
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Hey Order66, my rather tasty mate wants me to pass on that she missed you, it's good to see you back and she read the whole of your revamped profile. As a result your should consider this her official request for a dick pic.
Ooo er
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OK I'm in! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In for a short while |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
"Hey Order66, my rather tasty mate wants me to pass on that she missed you, it's good to see you back and she read the whole of your revamped profile. As a result your should consider this her official request for a dick pic.
Ooo er
LvM"
Glad to be back, and whomever it is and who I think it might be can have their own live showing of my dick. |
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By *B69Woman
over a year ago
Wiltshire |
"A rather dashing gentleman wanted to let wildblonde know "I would just love to spend time in the wild with her."
A gentleman with a taste for exploring and the great outdoors? Perfect, there's your dogging fantasy sorted. "
What more could I ask for |
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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago
Chessington/epsom |
to qucksplat from bugsbun.
Would you do me a solid and tell quacksplat that I'd love to inspect her tattoos with my face?I hope that helps . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"one for my beautiful friend Cookie.. from a rather distinguished gentleman..
tell Cookie46 that she can hook her geordie jeans on my bedpost anytime please
I’m just an inbox away "
Those filters... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"to qucksplat from bugsbun.
Would you do me a solid and tell quacksplat that I'd love to inspect her tattoos with my face?I hope that helps ."
Ha ha so much for anonymity! Snitch! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"to qucksplat from bugsbun.
Would you do me a solid and tell quacksplat that I'd love to inspect her tattoos with my face?I hope that helps .
Ha ha so much for anonymity! Snitch! "
hahahahahahaaaaa. brilliant! Px |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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A rather good looking inked chap wishes to pass on this sexy message to you Quacksplat. Yep, you.
I don't blame him when he says "I fancy you". Simple. To the point. Who doesn't? |
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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago
Here, There and Everywhere |
In and happy to play postie! |
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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago
Chessington/epsom |
"to qucksplat from bugsbun.
Would you do me a solid and tell quacksplat that I'd love to inspect her tattoos with my face?I hope that helps .
Ha ha so much for anonymity! Snitch! "
I just thought get over the boring stuff like hi and how are you and go for the kill |
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A message for Bugsbun from a hottie
Wow, love your pics, have made my day x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Meli, a message from an anonymous admirer...
"you can tell Meli what a sexy voice and she can definitely read me a bedtime story hmmm sexy as feck" |
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Bowing out as postie as I’m off out x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in and happy to send your messages |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I, d be happy just to get any msg. |
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Ah go on then we're in
Tinder x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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FOA qucksplat
Can you read me a chapter off the reading list then wrap those lips round my [Redacted]?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would you please post to MsWyld anonymously
I would gladly endure the M8 in rush hour just to hear that sexy voice in person |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Love that I'm now getting everyone else's messages |
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I'm in and happy to be postman too |
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Out as postie, got to do the washing up and other boring house stuff.
J |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love that I'm now getting everyone else's messages "
We appreciate you naughty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in |
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I’m late to the party but I’m in for this… |
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My mate has this message....
Could you please tell naughtygirl23 that I'm surprised her sexy lingerie doesn't combust with her wearing it.
Tinder x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why not x |
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Message filters are off and I'm in.
Sounds fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message for spider woman :
You have the best rectum of Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
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Filters off so can play postie |
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We're late but in also happy to receive and post |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A late message for MissYeuxBleus 38 years old :
I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit men have put you through my lovely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Could you tell this _ea monkey that I would love to put his yogurt canon into my chocolate starfish |
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"A late message for MissYeuxBleus 38 years old :
I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit men have put you through my lovely "
You won’t have to search far |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A late message for MissYeuxBleus 38 years old :
I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit men have put you through my lovely
You won’t have to search far"
This person messaged me to tell me that he is happy as his tongue is three inches long. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A late message for MissYeuxBleus 38 years old :
I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit men have put you through my lovely
You won’t have to search far
This person messaged me to tell me that he is happy as his tongue is three inches long. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A late message for MissYeuxBleus 38 years old :
I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit men have put you through my lovely
You won’t have to search far
This person messaged me to tell me that he is happy as his tongue is three inches long.
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Oh my gosh. He just posted a few smileys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A late message for MissYeuxBleus 38 years old :
I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit men have put you through my lovely
You won’t have to search far
This person messaged me to tell me that he is happy as his tongue is three inches long.
Oh my gosh. He just posted a few smileys "
Without lube behave yourself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A late message for MissYeuxBleus 38 years old :
I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit men have put you through my lovely
You won’t have to search far
This person messaged me to tell me that he is happy as his tongue is three inches long.
Oh my gosh. He just posted a few smileys
Without lube behave yourself "
I would definitely let you |
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A message for BlondeHotwife87 from my fun friend...
I love her yoga pants and she can come and practice frog pose in my bed any time? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This post lady is out, |
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Miss YB is proving popular, my mates want to let her know this...
Could you let MissYeuxBleus know that whenever she wants that 2 x couple meet just to let us know. Us ladies could spend hours exploring each other, keeping the guys on tenterhooks as they watch from across the room |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We shall give this a go. Could be interesting |
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"A message for BlondeHotwife87 from my fun friend...
I love her yoga pants and she can come and practice frog pose in my bed any time?"
Will I get hands on guidance? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Out 
No love for wonko |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you please post to MsWyld anonymously
I would gladly endure the M8 in rush hour just to hear that sexy voice in person "
Oh that is quite the compliment |
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"Miss YB is proving popular, my mates want to let her know this...
Could you let MissYeuxBleus know that whenever she wants that 2 x couple meet just to let us know. Us ladies could spend hours exploring each other, keeping the guys on tenterhooks as they watch from across the room "
How could I turn down this delicious offer sounds pretty damn hot to me!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Please could you tell Tinder_and_the_Beard that they should definitely keep posting pics of Marc also, very lovely pictures |
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"A message for BlondeHotwife87 from my fun friend...
I love her yoga pants and she can come and practice frog pose in my bed any time?
Will I get hands on guidance? "
I'm sure he would be delighted to lend a hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Miss Yeux Bleus another message for you ..
My mate would like you you to know that they would "happily stick something else up her arse while others are busy playing with and stuffing her " |
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I'm in. I'm might not be a reliable postie though. |
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"Miss Yeux Bleus another message for you ..
My mate would like you you to know that they would "happily stick something else up her arse while others are busy playing with and stuffing her " "
Oooh. Why does everyone want my bum hole tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Miss Yeux Bleus another message for you ..
My mate would like you you to know that they would "happily stick something else up her arse while others are busy playing with and stuffing her "
Oooh. Why does everyone want my bum hole tonight "
We're happy with vulva to be honest.
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Quacksplat?
Got your attention?
Great. Yep, not you, random person reading this. Go read that thread about squirting.
So, Quack a sexy nerd wants to let you know "that Quack-pie goes very well with a big sausage".
I've got a feeling he's not talking about a chippy tea... |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
Late in but matter’s little lol |
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"Please could you tell Tinder_and_the_Beard that they should definitely keep posting pics of Marc also, very lovely pictures"
Why thankyou, I do agree he is rather nice to look at
Tinder x |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
I’m back in again.
What do you mean you hadn’t noticed that I’d left?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in. |
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Can't postie any more, still happy to receive protestations of underlying lust |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mate has this message....
Could you please tell naughtygirl23 that I'm surprised her sexy lingerie doesn't combust with her wearing it.
Tinder x"
Oh you charmer |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
A very good friend has asked me to post a message for Naughty_girl;
I’ve only just noticed your profile but I’m already wanting to get to know you in an intimate manner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh go on so |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A very good friend has asked me to post a message for Naughty_girl;
I’ve only just noticed your profile but I’m already wanting to get to know you in an intimate manner "
Oh hi |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m in. "
I’m out! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This thread will self destruct in a few more posts so let's just say we all fancy each other quickly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No they don't. |
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