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I have a perfect cock. I also have a perfect face.
My chats fantastic.
Verifications back this up.
It’s Honestly not arrogant it’s just true haha.
Feel free to message me if you think I tick the boxes. |
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"If only he’d trade a few percentage points of perfection for some modesty and grammar skills."
Hopefully the below satisfies you.
I have a perfect cock, I also have a perfect face.
My chat is fantastic.
My verifications back this up.
It’s honestly not arrogant, it’s true haha.
Feel free to message me if you think I tick the boxes. |
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"It's good but not that good. Looks a bit stabby to me Carrick.
Very upright and hard though Granny. I like that in a cock"
Very! I like them sort of more lighthousey..... Good base and girth and a lovely beaming bobby's helmet 
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"It's good but not that good. Looks a bit stabby to me Carrick.
Very upright and hard though Granny. I like that in a cock
Very! I like them sort of more lighthousey..... Good base and girth and a lovely beaming bobby's helmet
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"No pocket square and a wearing a sports watch with a suit, have to take a mark off for that."
To be fair, he didn't say he was perfect, did he?
I thought he was just talking about his face and cock.
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over a year ago
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"No pocket square and a wearing a sports watch with a suit, have to take a mark off for that.
To be fair, he didn't say he was perfect, did he?
I thought he was just talking about his face and cock.
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I wasn't being entirely serious in my message. |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
MOROCCO Wherever I lay my hat |
"Nah. Mine is better. And I'm prettier.
And far more modest.
Methinks proof is required 
Of which part?
Let's spoil ourselves and say both?!  "
I'm think you could be right but I'm seconding this request for evidence  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nah. Mine is better. And I'm prettier.
And far more modest.
Methinks proof is required
Of which part?
Let's spoil ourselves and say both?!
I'm think you could be right but I'm seconding this request for evidence "
I would, but apparently I am outside your age range, so I guess you'll have to message me instead |
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"It's good but not that good. Looks a bit stabby to me Carrick.
Very upright and hard though Granny. I like that in a cock
I do go extremely hard. It’s like brick. Every time "
I bet you wake up hard.... just look at your lovely smile |
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"Nah. Mine is better. And I'm prettier.
And far more modest.
Methinks proof is required
Of which part?
Let's spoil ourselves and say both?!
I'm think you could be right but I'm seconding this request for evidence "
I can confirm that what he says is true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll beg to differ, yours is decent but far from perfect.
Mine has that subtle curvature, makes it look heavy. Yours is too straight and looks dried up.
As for the face, I can't comment on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a perfect cock. I also have a perfect face.
My chats fantastic.
Verifications back this up.
It’s Honestly not arrogant it’s just true haha.
Feel free to message me if you think I tick the boxes. "
Gwan op fair play work it baby |
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"Men are threatened by me and that’s okay.
Totally understandable"
Why when did you threaten me ?
Do I need my handbag so I can lift it to my chest and go “ oooooooo” when you get all aggressive
The mr |
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"I have a perfect cock. I also have a perfect face.
My chats fantastic.
Verifications back this up.
It’s Honestly not arrogant it’s just true haha.
Feel free to message me if you think I tick the boxes. "
As is |
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OP what do you like to fantastically chat about? Like, if I take you up on you offer does that mean we can only chat about your cock and face? Are we allowed to talk about current events at all? Can I interest you in medieval history? |
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"I have a perfect cock. I also have a perfect face.
My chats fantastic.
Verifications back this up.
It’s Honestly not arrogant it’s just true haha.
Feel free to message me if you think I tick the boxes. "
I challenge you to a cock duel! |
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"OP what do you like to fantastically chat about? Like, if I take you up on you offer does that mean we can only chat about your cock and face? Are we allowed to talk about current events at all? Can I interest you in medieval history? "
The Hundred Years War and how it could’ve been improved exponentially by his cock and face. Discuss.
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"OP what do you like to fantastically chat about? Like, if I take you up on you offer does that mean we can only chat about your cock and face? Are we allowed to talk about current events at all? Can I interest you in medieval history? "
You’re not my type so I’d politely decline and wish you all the best x |
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