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"Happy nocturnal thread Wonko 
Hope you’re having a lovely evening and to all of you sexy nocturnals  "
Evening, lovely! Wonko will get you a drink. Come and sit by the fire and tell me all about Aberdeen. |
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"Happy nocturnal thread Wonko
Hope you’re having a lovely evening and to all of you sexy nocturnals
Evening, lovely! Wonko will get you a drink. Come and sit by the fire and tell me all about Aberdeen."
It's wet and cold and thankful I only work there occasionally |
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"Happy nocturnal thread Wonko
Hope you’re having a lovely evening and to all of you sexy nocturnals
Evening, lovely! Wonko will get you a drink. Come and sit by the fire and tell me all about Aberdeen.
It's wet and cold and thankful I only work there occasionally "
All though I did once make snow from steam in Aberdeen |
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"Happy nocturnal thread Wonko
Hope you’re having a lovely evening and to all of you sexy nocturnals
Evening, lovely! Wonko will get you a drink. Come and sit by the fire and tell me all about Aberdeen.
It's wet and cold and thankful I only work there occasionally "
You work in oil? |
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"Happy nocturnal thread Wonko
Hope you’re having a lovely evening and to all of you sexy nocturnals
Evening, lovely! Wonko will get you a drink. Come and sit by the fire and tell me all about Aberdeen.
It's wet and cold and thankful I only work there occasionally
You work in oil?"
Nope |
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"Happy nocturnal thread Wonko
Hope you’re having a lovely evening and to all of you sexy nocturnals
Evening, lovely! Wonko will get you a drink. Come and sit by the fire and tell me all about Aberdeen.
It's wet and cold and thankful I only work there occasionally
All though I did once make snow from steam in Aberdeen "
That sounds cool. I love snow when I don't have to be in it. |
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"Happy nocturnal thread Wonko
Hope you’re having a lovely evening and to all of you sexy nocturnals
Evening, lovely! Wonko will get you a drink. Come and sit by the fire and tell me all about Aberdeen.
It's wet and cold and thankful I only work there occasionally
You work in oil?
Nope "
No, you seem more of a pastels kind of chap, now I look at you. |
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"Happy nocturnal thread Wonko
Hope you’re having a lovely evening and to all of you sexy nocturnals
Evening, lovely! Wonko will get you a drink. Come and sit by the fire and tell me all about Aberdeen.
It's wet and cold and thankful I only work there occasionally
All though I did once make snow from steam in Aberdeen
That sounds cool. I love snow when I don't have to be in it."
It was about 7pm and it was -6. Very cool  |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
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"Happy nocturnal thread Wonko
Hope you’re having a lovely evening and to all of you sexy nocturnals
Evening, lovely! Wonko will get you a drink. Come and sit by the fire and tell me all about Aberdeen.
It's wet and cold and thankful I only work there occasionally
You work in oil?
Nope "
I reckon he works in the Googly Eyes factory |
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"Happy nocturnal thread Wonko
Hope you’re having a lovely evening and to all of you sexy nocturnals
Evening, lovely! Wonko will get you a drink. Come and sit by the fire and tell me all about Aberdeen.
It's wet and cold and thankful I only work there occasionally
You work in oil?
Nope
No, you seem more of a pastels kind of chap, now I look at you."
I only work in broken crayon |
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"Happy nocturnal thread Wonko
Hope you’re having a lovely evening and to all of you sexy nocturnals
Evening, lovely! Wonko will get you a drink. Come and sit by the fire and tell me all about Aberdeen.
It's wet and cold and thankful I only work there occasionally
You work in oil?
Nope
I reckon he works in the Googly Eyes factory "
Shhh! Don't tell prey |
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"Happy nocturnal thread Wonko
Hope you’re having a lovely evening and to all of you sexy nocturnals
Evening, lovely! Wonko will get you a drink. Come and sit by the fire and tell me all about Aberdeen.
It's wet and cold and thankful I only work there occasionally
You work in oil?
Nope
No, you seem more of a pastels kind of chap, now I look at you.
I only work in broken crayon "
Misshapes, mistakes, misfits,
Raised on a diet of broken biscuits. |
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"Happy nocturnal thread Wonko
Hope you’re having a lovely evening and to all of you sexy nocturnals
Evening, lovely! Wonko will get you a drink. Come and sit by the fire and tell me all about Aberdeen.
It's wet and cold and thankful I only work there occasionally
You work in oil?
Nope
I reckon he works in the Googly Eyes factory "
Can he get us discounts? I'm a frequent buyer. |
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"Happy nocturnal thread Wonko
Hope you’re having a lovely evening and to all of you sexy nocturnals
Evening, lovely! Wonko will get you a drink. Come and sit by the fire and tell me all about Aberdeen.
It's wet and cold and thankful I only work there occasionally
All though I did once make snow from steam in Aberdeen
That sounds cool. I love snow when I don't have to be in it."
It’s been snowing today! But yes I did not want snow and I had to walk in it, rude! |
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"Happy nocturnal thread Wonko
Hope you’re having a lovely evening and to all of you sexy nocturnals
Evening, lovely! Wonko will get you a drink. Come and sit by the fire and tell me all about Aberdeen."
Oh wonko thank you so much, I would absolutely love a large gin and lemonade please
If we’re sitting by the fire does this mean I get to cosy up to you? |
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"Happy nocturnal thread Wonko
Hope you’re having a lovely evening and to all of you sexy nocturnals
Evening, lovely! Wonko will get you a drink. Come and sit by the fire and tell me all about Aberdeen.
Oh wonko thank you so much, I would absolutely love a large gin and lemonade please
If we’re sitting by the fire does this mean I get to cosy up to you? "
Don't be to happy it's not me |
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"Happy nocturnal thread Wonko
Hope you’re having a lovely evening and to all of you sexy nocturnals
Evening, lovely! Wonko will get you a drink. Come and sit by the fire and tell me all about Aberdeen.
It's wet and cold and thankful I only work there occasionally
All though I did once make snow from steam in Aberdeen
That sounds cool. I love snow when I don't have to be in it.
It’s been snowing today! But yes I did not want snow and I had to walk in it, rude! "
We had hail today. But no snow and I hope it stays away! |
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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
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"Can I comment if I'm going to bed in 5 mins?!
No. Nocturnal Rules state you must be awake for at least 12 minutes after you post  "
isn't that the way, someone pops in and you wave and say "hey" but they're already gone, hey Mr.& Mrs. Kc  |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
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"Happy nocturnal thread Wonko
Hope you’re having a lovely evening and to all of you sexy nocturnals
Evening, lovely! Wonko will get you a drink. Come and sit by the fire and tell me all about Aberdeen.
It's wet and cold and thankful I only work there occasionally
You work in oil?
Nope
I reckon he works in the Googly Eyes factory
Can he get us discounts? I'm a frequent buyer."
Where's the evidence? |
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"Happy nocturnal thread Wonko
Hope you’re having a lovely evening and to all of you sexy nocturnals
Evening, lovely! Wonko will get you a drink. Come and sit by the fire and tell me all about Aberdeen.
Oh wonko thank you so much, I would absolutely love a large gin and lemonade please
If we’re sitting by the fire does this mean I get to cosy up to you? "
If this is me...definitely!
Tell me tales of reels and ancient clan feuds.  |
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Misshapes, mistakes, misfits,
Raised on a diet of broken biscuits.
We'll use the one thing we've got more of...
That's our...googly eyes?
Jarvis himself would agree."
Jarvis and I go way back. I love him. |
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"Happy nocturnal thread Wonko
Hope you’re having a lovely evening and to all of you sexy nocturnals
Evening, lovely! Wonko will get you a drink. Come and sit by the fire and tell me all about Aberdeen.
It's wet and cold and thankful I only work there occasionally
You work in oil?
Nope
I reckon he works in the Googly Eyes factory
Can he get us discounts? I'm a frequent buyer.
Where's the evidence?"
All over.  |
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"Happy nocturnal thread Wonko
Hope you’re having a lovely evening and to all of you sexy nocturnals
Evening, lovely! Wonko will get you a drink. Come and sit by the fire and tell me all about Aberdeen.
Oh wonko thank you so much, I would absolutely love a large gin and lemonade please
If we’re sitting by the fire does this mean I get to cosy up to you?
If this is me...definitely!
Tell me tales of reels and ancient clan feuds. "
Hehe yes you sunshine I can make up some stories for you as I am drawing a blank being out on the spot |
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"Can I comment if I'm going to bed in 5 mins?!
No. Nocturnal Rules state you must be awake for at least 12 minutes after you post isn't that the way, someone pops in and you wave and say "hey" but they're already gone, hey Mr.& Mrs. Kc "
Howdy, Bill! It's jolly cold where we are  And very wet* too!
*Not THAT wet, Readers. The precipitation sort. Filthy minds  |
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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
where the road goes on forever |
"Can I comment if I'm going to bed in 5 mins?!
No. Nocturnal Rules state you must be awake for at least 12 minutes after you post isn't that the way, someone pops in and you wave and say "hey" but they're already gone, hey Mr.& Mrs. Kc
Howdy, Bill! It's jolly cold where we are And very wet* too!
*Not THAT wet, Readers. The precipitation sort. Filthy minds "
never entered my mind..... Ok it did after you called my attention to it,anyway t-shirt and shorts are the uniform of the day and the rest of the week |
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"Happy nocturnal thread Wonko
Hope you’re having a lovely evening and to all of you sexy nocturnals
Evening, lovely! Wonko will get you a drink. Come and sit by the fire and tell me all about Aberdeen.
Oh wonko thank you so much, I would absolutely love a large gin and lemonade please
If we’re sitting by the fire does this mean I get to cosy up to you?
If this is me...definitely!
Tell me tales of reels and ancient clan feuds.
Hehe yes you sunshine I can make up some stories for you as I am drawing a blank being out on the spot "
'It was a lonely night among the low-slung bothies of Booty Glen...' |
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"Evening Wonko - looking gorgeous
Evening all. I’m on by bestest behaviour 
Evening
Hugs and kisses, beautiful lady x"
Could you do that again, but slowly, and lookung at me?
Asking for a...n identical twin.  |
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"Can I comment if I'm going to bed in 5 mins?!
No. Nocturnal Rules state you must be awake for at least 12 minutes after you post isn't that the way, someone pops in and you wave and say "hey" but they're already gone, hey Mr.& Mrs. Kc
Howdy, Bill! It's jolly cold where we are And very wet* too!
*Not THAT wet, Readers. The precipitation sort. Filthy minds never entered my mind..... Ok it did after you called my attention to it,anyway t-shirt and shorts are the uniform of the day and the rest of the week"
I've just put my 3-in-1 winter coat back together, having previously removed the cosy lining. Bad times, Bill 
I got absolutely soaked going to my physio appointment earlier. With freezing hands because my gloves were all wet...... |
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"Evening Wonko - looking gorgeous
Evening all. I’m on by bestest behaviour
Evening
Hugs and kisses, beautiful lady x
Could you do that again, but slowly, and lookung at me?
Asking for a...n identical twin. "
It would be my absolute pleasure. |
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"Evening Wonko - looking gorgeous
Evening all. I’m on by bestest behaviour
Evening
Hugs and kisses, beautiful lady x
Could you do that again, but slowly, and lookung at me?
Asking for a...n identical twin.
It would be my absolute pleasure. "
I hope so. It would definitely be mine...his. |
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"Evening Wonko - looking gorgeous
Evening all. I’m on by bestest behaviour
Evening
Hugs and kisses, beautiful lady x
Could you do that again, but slowly, and lookung at me?
Asking for a...n identical twin.
It would be my absolute pleasure. "
How come no one ever does that for me? |
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"Good evening one and all.
The weather in Ilfracombe is light rain with a moderate breeze.
Cloud free and -2 here at the moment "
It's a 7 here almost tropical I think I should find my spotty bikini lol |
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"Good evening one and all.
The weather in Ilfracombe is light rain with a moderate breeze.
Cloud free and -2 here at the moment
It's a 7 here almost tropical I think I should find my spotty bikini lol "
Flipping heck! Bloody Baltic here  |
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"Evening Wonko - looking gorgeous
Evening all. I’m on by bestest behaviour
Evening
Hugs and kisses, beautiful lady x
Could you do that again, but slowly, and lookung at me?
Asking for a...n identical twin.
It would be my absolute pleasure.
How come no one ever does that for me? "
I think I can stand to kiss a beautiful lady once more. Just for you.
NO strap-ons though!! |
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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
where the road goes on forever |
"Can I comment if I'm going to bed in 5 mins?!
No. Nocturnal Rules state you must be awake for at least 12 minutes after you post isn't that the way, someone pops in and you wave and say "hey" but they're already gone, hey Mr.& Mrs. Kc
Howdy, Bill! It's jolly cold where we are And very wet* too!
*Not THAT wet, Readers. The precipitation sort. Filthy minds never entered my mind..... Ok it did after you called my attention to it,anyway t-shirt and shorts are the uniform of the day and the rest of the week
I've just put my 3-in-1 winter coat back together, having previously removed the cosy lining. Bad times, Bill
I got absolutely soaked going to my physio appointment earlier. With freezing hands because my gloves were all wet......"
just wonder if certain words trip my (our) perverted minds, soaking wet, and for the piece de restance wet gloves |
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"Evening Wonko - looking gorgeous
Evening all. I’m on by bestest behaviour
Evening
Hugs and kisses, beautiful lady x
Could you do that again, but slowly, and lookung at me?
Asking for a...n identical twin.
It would be my absolute pleasure.
How come no one ever does that for me?
I think I can stand to kiss a beautiful lady once more. Just for you.
NO strap-ons though!! "
I'll give it a miss then |
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"Can I comment if I'm going to bed in 5 mins?!
No. Nocturnal Rules state you must be awake for at least 12 minutes after you post isn't that the way, someone pops in and you wave and say "hey" but they're already gone, hey Mr.& Mrs. Kc
Howdy, Bill! It's jolly cold where we are And very wet* too!
*Not THAT wet, Readers. The precipitation sort. Filthy minds never entered my mind..... Ok it did after you called my attention to it,anyway t-shirt and shorts are the uniform of the day and the rest of the week
I've just put my 3-in-1 winter coat back together, having previously removed the cosy lining. Bad times, Bill
I got absolutely soaked going to my physio appointment earlier. With freezing hands because my gloves were all wet...... just wonder if certain words trip my (our) perverted minds, soaking wet, and for the piece de restance wet gloves"
That's just your perverted mind, Bill |
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"Can I comment if I'm going to bed in 5 mins?!
No. Nocturnal Rules state you must be awake for at least 12 minutes after you post isn't that the way, someone pops in and you wave and say "hey" but they're already gone, hey Mr.& Mrs. Kc
Howdy, Bill! It's jolly cold where we are And very wet* too!
*Not THAT wet, Readers. The precipitation sort. Filthy minds never entered my mind..... Ok it did after you called my attention to it,anyway t-shirt and shorts are the uniform of the day and the rest of the week
I've just put my 3-in-1 winter coat back together, having previously removed the cosy lining. Bad times, Bill
I got absolutely soaked going to my physio appointment earlier. With freezing hands because my gloves were all wet...... just wonder if certain words trip my (our) perverted minds, soaking wet, and for the piece de restance wet gloves
That's just your perverted mind, Bill "
All I will say is Otters pocket |
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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
where the road goes on forever |
"Can I comment if I'm going to bed in 5 mins?!
No. Nocturnal Rules state you must be awake for at least 12 minutes after you post isn't that the way, someone pops in and you wave and say "hey" but they're already gone, hey Mr.& Mrs. Kc
Howdy, Bill! It's jolly cold where we are And very wet* too!
*Not THAT wet, Readers. The precipitation sort. Filthy minds never entered my mind..... Ok it did after you called my attention to it,anyway t-shirt and shorts are the uniform of the day and the rest of the week
I've just put my 3-in-1 winter coat back together, having previously removed the cosy lining. Bad times, Bill
I got absolutely soaked going to my physio appointment earlier. With freezing hands because my gloves were all wet...... just wonder if certain words trip my (our) perverted minds, soaking wet, and for the piece de restance wet gloves
That's just your perverted mind, Bill "
guilty, speaking for all the other nocturnal's minds who trip and slid into the gutter |
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"Can I comment if I'm going to bed in 5 mins?!
No. Nocturnal Rules state you must be awake for at least 12 minutes after you post isn't that the way, someone pops in and you wave and say "hey" but they're already gone, hey Mr.& Mrs. Kc
Howdy, Bill! It's jolly cold where we are And very wet* too!
*Not THAT wet, Readers. The precipitation sort. Filthy minds never entered my mind..... Ok it did after you called my attention to it,anyway t-shirt and shorts are the uniform of the day and the rest of the week
I've just put my 3-in-1 winter coat back together, having previously removed the cosy lining. Bad times, Bill
I got absolutely soaked going to my physio appointment earlier. With freezing hands because my gloves were all wet...... just wonder if certain words trip my (our) perverted minds, soaking wet, and for the piece de restance wet gloves
That's just your perverted mind, Bill guilty, speaking for all the other nocturnal's minds who trip and slid into the gutter"
Angelic and innocent of face here |
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"Can I comment if I'm going to bed in 5 mins?!
No. Nocturnal Rules state you must be awake for at least 12 minutes after you post isn't that the way, someone pops in and you wave and say "hey" but they're already gone, hey Mr.& Mrs. Kc
Howdy, Bill! It's jolly cold where we are And very wet* too!
*Not THAT wet, Readers. The precipitation sort. Filthy minds never entered my mind..... Ok it did after you called my attention to it,anyway t-shirt and shorts are the uniform of the day and the rest of the week
I've just put my 3-in-1 winter coat back together, having previously removed the cosy lining. Bad times, Bill
I got absolutely soaked going to my physio appointment earlier. With freezing hands because my gloves were all wet...... just wonder if certain words trip my (our) perverted minds, soaking wet, and for the piece de restance wet gloves
That's just your perverted mind, Bill
All I will say is Otters pocket "
Apparently they put stones in them |
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""Good evening" (in best Alfred Hitchcock style)...
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening!
^^^A big one
Haha did you just channel the man?
I shall be taking coffee with the very chap on Thursday "
Mmmm coffee |
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"Can I comment if I'm going to bed in 5 mins?!
No. Nocturnal Rules state you must be awake for at least 12 minutes after you post isn't that the way, someone pops in and you wave and say "hey" but they're already gone, hey Mr.& Mrs. Kc
Howdy, Bill! It's jolly cold where we are And very wet* too!
*Not THAT wet, Readers. The precipitation sort. Filthy minds never entered my mind..... Ok it did after you called my attention to it,anyway t-shirt and shorts are the uniform of the day and the rest of the week
I've just put my 3-in-1 winter coat back together, having previously removed the cosy lining. Bad times, Bill
I got absolutely soaked going to my physio appointment earlier. With freezing hands because my gloves were all wet...... just wonder if certain words trip my (our) perverted minds, soaking wet, and for the piece de restance wet gloves
That's just your perverted mind, Bill
All I will say is Otters pocket
Apparently they put stones in them "
I used to love otters until I learnt that they murder baby seals as well as being into necrophilia. They're still cute though. |
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By *1876Man
over a year ago
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""Good evening" (in best Alfred Hitchcock style)...
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening!
^^^A big one
Haha did you just channel the man?
I shall be taking coffee with the very chap on Thursday "
Let's hope it doesn't give you "vertigo" |
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"Can I comment if I'm going to bed in 5 mins?!
No. Nocturnal Rules state you must be awake for at least 12 minutes after you post isn't that the way, someone pops in and you wave and say "hey" but they're already gone, hey Mr.& Mrs. Kc
Howdy, Bill! It's jolly cold where we are And very wet* too!
*Not THAT wet, Readers. The precipitation sort. Filthy minds never entered my mind..... Ok it did after you called my attention to it,anyway t-shirt and shorts are the uniform of the day and the rest of the week
I've just put my 3-in-1 winter coat back together, having previously removed the cosy lining. Bad times, Bill
I got absolutely soaked going to my physio appointment earlier. With freezing hands because my gloves were all wet...... just wonder if certain words trip my (our) perverted minds, soaking wet, and for the piece de restance wet gloves
That's just your perverted mind, Bill
All I will say is Otters pocket
Apparently they put stones in them
I used to love otters until I learnt that they murder baby seals as well as being into necrophilia. They're still cute though."
Ah, you'd never like wildlife again if you studied their behaviour too much. The sex lives of ducks leaves much to be desired, for example |
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By *1876Man
over a year ago
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"Can I comment if I'm going to bed in 5 mins?!
No. Nocturnal Rules state you must be awake for at least 12 minutes after you post isn't that the way, someone pops in and you wave and say "hey" but they're already gone, hey Mr.& Mrs. Kc
Howdy, Bill! It's jolly cold where we are And very wet* too!
*Not THAT wet, Readers. The precipitation sort. Filthy minds never entered my mind..... Ok it did after you called my attention to it,anyway t-shirt and shorts are the uniform of the day and the rest of the week
I've just put my 3-in-1 winter coat back together, having previously removed the cosy lining. Bad times, Bill
I got absolutely soaked going to my physio appointment earlier. With freezing hands because my gloves were all wet...... just wonder if certain words trip my (our) perverted minds, soaking wet, and for the piece de restance wet gloves
That's just your perverted mind, Bill
All I will say is Otters pocket
Apparently they put stones in them
I used to love otters until I learnt that they murder baby seals as well as being into necrophilia. They're still cute though.
Ah, you'd never like wildlife again if you studied their behaviour too much. The sex lives of ducks leaves much to be desired, for example "
I've heard that going without sex for too long can drive a drake "quackers" |
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"I used to love otters until I learnt that they murder baby seals as well as being into necrophilia. They're still cute though.
Ah, you'd never like wildlife again if you studied their behaviour too much. The sex lives of ducks leaves much to be desired, for example "
Tonight I have learned things Antagonistic coevolution is dark. A cloacal kiss sounds better. |
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"I used to love otters until I learnt that they murder baby seals as well as being into necrophilia. They're still cute though.
Ah, you'd never like wildlife again if you studied their behaviour too much. The sex lives of ducks leaves much to be desired, for example
Tonight I have learned things Antagonistic coevolution is dark. A cloacal kiss sounds better."
See. Terrible things, ducks 
I'm off to sleep now. Good evening to you all  |
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By *1876Man
over a year ago
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"I used to love otters until I learnt that they murder baby seals as well as being into necrophilia. They're still cute though.
Ah, you'd never like wildlife again if you studied their behaviour too much. The sex lives of ducks leaves much to be desired, for example
Tonight I have learned things Antagonistic coevolution is dark. A cloacal kiss sounds better.
See. Terrible things, ducks
I'm off to sleep now. Good evening to you all "
Guten nacht, liebchen |
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By *1876Man
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Also off to bed now the midnight hour has passed. Sleep well everyone "
But the Witching Hour is yet to come....night night, don't let the giant, mutated 6ft long irradiated bed bugs bite |
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