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Social skills work against me
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"I ain’t suave or cool but when people meet me I can laugh the hind legs of a donkey and he’ll still love me. Problem is everyone wants to be my friend... no one wants to fuck me. How do I solve this? "Have you tried asking your donkey? | |||
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"Find people who fuck their friends. Become their friend. There you go, simple solution. " Straight to the heart of the matter. | |||
"Find people who fuck their friends. Become their friend. There you go, simple solution. " Easier to do if I had a tight snatch and boobies | |||
"Find people who fuck their friends. Become their friend. There you go, simple solution. " I like people who befriend their fuckers. | |||
"But I’d say if you can make people laugh then you’ve got a lot better social skills than most! "I agree with this, I do like folk who make me giggle   | |||
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"You need white boxers not blue ones "But what if I fart? | |||
"You need white boxers not blue ones
But what if I fart?"Stand with your back to the wall, it's a safe option | |||
"You need to think about laughing knickers, not legs off. " Not crotchless, but with a on the front? | |||
"Find people who fuck their friends. Become their friend. There you go, simple solution. " Been there, done that.. She’d crawl all over me in lace underwear while the new guy watched, then go off and fuck him. It’s a pattern I’ve had my entire life | |||
"You need white boxers not blue ones
But what if I fart?"You do blue farts? 
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"You need white boxers not blue ones
But what if I fart?
You do blue farts?
J"There’s a thought - drink more port  | |||
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