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"Every time! Jeez Jennie
Posh "Oh no .... you again! | |||
"AHH! SEA WITCH! HELP!" Can anyone smell fish? | |||
"What did you do?" What you told me | |||
"Every time! Jeez Jennie
Posh
Oh no .... you again! "Smooth talking bar steward | |||
"Oh hey, wanna fuck?" We're both fucked now! | |||
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"Fuck is going on? " Remember me, big boy? | |||
"Stop giving me Jaeger!!" Stop giving me head | |||
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"Not looking good brav " Looks good from here | |||
"I’m glad it’s you "Said that last time | |||
"We did this again ?" Your fault this time | |||
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"It was good night." My bum is sore | |||
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"We really did it. "We nearly did it | |||
"Hi Jen! Wanking Contest ?" No contest. You win | |||
"Oh god what now" Was worth every second | |||
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"Eye make-up tutorial please " Less is not more! | |||
"It was good night. My bum is sore" I needed the rest.. | |||
"Eye make-up tutorial please Less is not more!" I can't do it  | |||
"Not looking good brav Looks good from here "Am I jailbae material? | |||
"It was good night. My bum is sore I needed the rest.." I need some savlon | |||
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"Hi all" That's just two words | |||
"Hells bells Jennie, again? " Let's dig a tunnel | |||
"Not looking good brav Looks good from here
Am I jailbae material?"Well as you're here .... | |||
"Eye make-up tutorial please Less is not more! I can't do it "You dont need it | |||
"Eye make-up tutorial please Less is not more! I can't do it
You dont need it"My eyes, like yours? | |||
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"I love new anecdotes "Who'd believe this one, | |||
"Haha very well spotted! " That's more like it | |||
"I said RUN, Jennie "Run? In these heels? | |||
"You look familiar babe." Maybe I do remember | |||
"Christ not you again " Just little old me | |||
"... in a police cell and open your eyes to see me in the same cell. What are your first four words? (Only 4 ... no cheating)" On your knees bitch | |||
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"Cheaper than a hotel! "  | |||
"... in a police cell and open your eyes to see me in the same cell. What are your first four words? (Only 4 ... no cheating) On your knees bitch" That's how this started! | |||
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"Cheaper than a hotel! " Room service is poor | |||
"Oh what a night! " We didn't, did we? | |||
"Fuck sake!, Not again! "Becoming quite a habit | |||
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"I told you so" You always say that | |||
"We've done it again "But better this time! | |||
"Stop stealing my boots Jennie" They smell so nice | |||
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"Why does my bum……?" We both know why  | |||
"Oh what a night! We didn't, did we?" Only time will tell | |||
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"what time is it? or what you in for?" In for a penny .... | |||
"Are you my brief?" Are these your briefs? | |||
"Fuck sake!, Not again!
Becoming quite a habit"I wonder, who is the bad influence on who | |||
"It was good night. My bum is sore I needed the rest.. I need some savlon" Only have pump savlon. | |||
"Are you my brief? Are these your briefs?" How'd you do that? | |||
"How much this time? "Not enough, I think | |||
"Fuck sake!, Not again!
Becoming quite a habit
I wonder, who is the bad influence on who "Not guilty your honour | |||
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"... in a police cell and open your eyes to see me in the same cell. What are your first four words? (Only 4 ... no cheating)" What you doing later | |||
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"Are we in Swansea? " The most likely explanation | |||
"Your turn to suck." It's always my turn! | |||
"... in a police cell and open your eyes to see me in the same cell. What are your first four words? (Only 4 ... no cheating) What you doing later " Going on the run | |||
"Do they bring bacon " Sausage on the side? | |||
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"... in a police cell and open your eyes to see me in the same cell. What are your first four words? (Only 4 ... no cheating)" Get me out now | |||
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"... in a police cell and open your eyes to see me in the same cell. What are your first four words? (Only 4 ... no cheating)" omg you're naked help | |||
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"Why does it hurt "No pain no gain | |||
"... in a police cell and open your eyes to see me in the same cell. What are your first four words? (Only 4 ... no cheating)omg you're naked help "Stop staring at me | |||
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"Stop poking me please "Didn't complain last night | |||
"How'd I get here " Via the back entrance | |||
"Your turn to suck. It's always my turn!" You know we'd never get out if I did the sucking. | |||
"Another fine bollocks up" Just plead not guilty | |||
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"You wearing my lingerie?" No. Its too big!!!  | |||
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"Get me my makeup "Lippy does solve everything | |||
"I'm Your worst nightmare " I knew that already | |||
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"Please don't hurt me. " Relax you'll love it | |||
"Your turn to suck. It's always my turn! You know we'd never get out if I did the sucking. " Leave this to me  | |||
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"While your down there "I can't find it! | |||
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"You dru**** me again? " Using banned words again? | |||
"You dru**** me again? Using banned words again?" Nope pre edited | |||
"You dru**** me again? Using banned words again? Nope pre edited "Wonko knows the score | |||
"You dru**** me again? Using banned words again? Nope pre edited
Wonko knows the score"And you doubted me? | |||
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"... in a police cell and open your eyes to see me in the same cell. What are your first four words? (Only 4 ... no cheating)" Where are my clothes? | |||
"Did you swallow it ? "Swallow? I gargled it! | |||
"... in a police cell and open your eyes to see me in the same cell. What are your first four words? (Only 4 ... no cheating) Where are my clothes?" Come and get them | |||
"Did you swallow it ?
Swallow? I gargled it!"That explains the bubbles . | |||
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"Again!?? You bad influence! Tinder x" Soz. Couldn't help myself | |||
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"I'm never drinking again" Said that last time | |||
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"I'm going first NOW...." Wait your turn, boy | |||
"Hope you roll double!" Or risk community chest? | |||
"Wow am i dreaming "Just a beautiful nightmare | |||
"Id do it again." You are just greedy | |||
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"Fancy seeing you again " You do? How nice x | |||
"... in a police cell and open your eyes to see me in the same cell. What are your first four words? (Only 4 ... no cheating)" what did we do? | |||
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"... in a police cell and open your eyes to see me in the same cell. What are your first four words? (Only 4 ... no cheating)what did we do? "It was worth it | |||
"Have I missed breakfast?" I'll call room service | |||
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"Fancy seeing you again You do? How nice x" Please be really gentle | |||
"Don't tell them anything " Said too much already | |||
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"Told you it's illegal." Only when you're caught | |||
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"Silly outside police station." A risk, but exciting | |||
