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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I start the gym after going dry since new year.

Now D Day is upon me, I'm struggling for motivation

I need an excuse to not go gym tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just don't go

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Your arse has fell out and you have to go to the doctors?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Have you paid your membership fees? If not, give me the money and don't go to the gym. I can waste it instead.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tell yourself you've got to go to Hartlepool to buy some exploding trousers and that you'll do the fym thing another day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fym....or gym...

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I spend 30 mins before every gym visit trying to talk myself out of going. Then afterwards I feel great and wonder why I didn't want to go.

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By * pool 1Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

Just go take things easy and enjoy it the hardest part is getting there.

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

I am just a lazy bastard and can't be fucked

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your arse has fell out and you have to go to the doctors?

That actually might happen if I try on my speedo's that I last wore in Oct, and go for a swim

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I am just a lazy bastard and can't be fucked"

We know you can't be fucked but what about going to the gym?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why not go and hang around the juice bar oggling all the new ladies who joined over the holidays? That's motivation enough.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I start the gym after going dry since new year.

Now D Day is upon me, I'm struggling for motivation

I need an excuse to not go gym tomorrow"

i'll meet you there, what other reason do you need

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why not go and hang around the juice bar oggling all the new ladies who joined over the holidays? That's motivation enough. "

Shit, I never thought of that

Packing my binoculars as we speak

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

"I am just a lazy bastard and can't be fucked

We know you can't be fucked but what about going to the gym?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I start the gym after going dry since new year.

Now D Day is upon me, I'm struggling for motivation

I need an excuse to not go gym tomorrow

i'll meet you there, what other reason do you need

Xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I start the gym after going dry since new year.

Now D Day is upon me, I'm struggling for motivation

I need an excuse to not go gym tomorrow

i'll meet you there, what other reason do you need

Xxxxx"

im not sitting infront of you in the spinning class tho lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

no idea what happened there lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get to bed sleep dont be so bloody idle

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

Dude..man up and take the pain..

endorphines are good..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck you've got some will power ! 6 days lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

theres a new gym opening near me next week, id decided to join, god help me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I start the gym after going dry since new year.

Now D Day is upon me, I'm struggling for motivation

I need an excuse to not go gym tomorrow

i'll meet you there, what other reason do you need

Xxxxx

im not sitting infront of you in the spinning class tho lol"

The sight of me in budgie smugglers not enough ?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

maybe it will be better next week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's like your first day at school again, man up, do half an hour and then go home

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fuck you've got some will power ! 6 days lol"

Dude, I was ill after new years eve, alcohol induced.

That helped me for for first 3 days

This weekend was difficult tho

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I start the gym after going dry since new year.

Now D Day is upon me, I'm struggling for motivation

I need an excuse to not go gym tomorrow

i'll meet you there, what other reason do you need

Xxxxx

im not sitting infront of you in the spinning class tho lol

The sight of me in budgie smugglers not enough ?"

i cant cope now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I start the gym after going dry since new year.

Now D Day is upon me, I'm struggling for motivation

I need an excuse to not go gym tomorrow

i'll meet you there, what other reason do you need

Xxxxx

im not sitting infront of you in the spinning class tho lol

The sight of me in budgie smugglers not enough ?

i cant cope now

If we go spinning, can I get a 'backy' lol

You stand and pedal, while I sit in the saddle lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I start the gym after going dry since new year.

Now D Day is upon me, I'm struggling for motivation

I need an excuse to not go gym tomorrow

i'll meet you there, what other reason do you need

Xxxxx

im not sitting infront of you in the spinning class tho lol

The sight of me in budgie smugglers not enough ?

i cant cope now

If we go spinning, can I get a 'backy' lol

You stand and pedal, while I sit in the saddle lol"

bugger off

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"I start the gym after going dry since new year.

Now D Day is upon me, I'm struggling for motivation

I need an excuse to not go gym tomorrow"

OK you need to veg out, eat crap, let your arse spread, fat deposits develop around all your major organs, and end up with hypertension, diabetes, heart disease ... or, you could spare an hour of your time and go to the gym!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I start the gym after going dry since new year.

Now D Day is upon me, I'm struggling for motivation

I need an excuse to not go gym tomorrow

And my arse has duly been slapped, and I'm now walking off towards the gym with my tail between my legs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I start the gym after going dry since new year.

Now D Day is upon me, I'm struggling for motivation

I need an excuse to not go gym tomorrow

i'll meet you there, what other reason do you need

Xxxxx

im not sitting infront of you in the spinning class tho lol

The sight of me in budgie smugglers not enough ?

i cant cope now

If we go spinning, can I get a 'backy' lol

You stand and pedal, while I sit in the saddle lol

bugger off "

With you pedaling infront of me, with me sat on the saddle, buggery is the last thing on my mind - honest Miss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Obo6xCAHIG8 Watch this just before going

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dude..man up and take the pain..

endorphines are good..

After a week and a half off, going back was hell for me, but as you say, the endorphins do make it worthwhile.

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Not been to zumba over the hols as there was no class on. Actually looking forward to it though it will kill me. Might help loosen up this bad back of mine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dude..man up and take the pain..

endorphines are good..

After a week and a half off, going back was hell for me, but as you say, the endorphins do make it worthwhile. "

Can't I buy that stuff down a shady block of high rise flats, at night from a guy wearing a hoody lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not been to zumba over the hols as there was no class on. Actually looking forward to it though it will kill me. Might help loosen up this bad back of mine."

Hint hint, Ooooohhh ok, I'm coming up the M6 right away, to loosen up your back

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Gym update, I went at lunchtime and lasted 10 mins on treadmill. Oh well its a start.

Then I Stroked a few lenths in the pool, and almost got caught lol only joking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I never want to go in the evenings, but when I can drag my ass out I feel better for it.

Would never go to a women only gym though, I need the eye candy as encourgment

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