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things men shouldn't try doing at the same time
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over a year ago
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"I recentley descovered that I can't pee and brush my teeth at the same time..well I can but I'll pee pee everywhere.DOH. Lol 
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try sitting down with your legs open, that way you can pee in the bowl and spit the toothpaste down there at the same time  |
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I was having a dump and brushing my teeth and had a senior moment and nearly a nasty accident , toilet paper is not good to rub on teeth and as for where I nearly shoved the toothbrush  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I recentley descovered that I can't pee and brush my teeth at the same time..well I can but I'll pee pee everywhere.DOH. Lol
try sitting down with your legs open, that way you can pee in the bowl and spit the toothpaste down there at the same time "
....thank you for a wonderful mental image.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was having a dump and brushing my teeth and had a senior moment and nearly a nasty accident , toilet paper is not good to rub on teeth and as for where I nearly shoved the toothbrush "
try telling your dentist why your teeth are brownish..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I recentley descovered that I can't pee and brush my teeth at the same time..well I can but I'll pee pee everywhere.DOH. Lol
try sitting down with your legs open, that way you can pee in the bowl and spit the toothpaste down there at the same time "
No, just pee in the sink while you're brushing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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".... my son is one of those annoying kids who pees and brushes his teeth while having his shower. 
arghhhh peeing in the shower!!! nooooooooo  "
It's actually very good if you have athletes foot or a fungal nail infection. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It was pointed out to me in no uncertain terms the other night that 'singing' the theme tune to Match of the Day during sex wasn't exactly sexy!
...i'm quite a catch.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I recentley descovered that I can't pee and brush my teeth at the same time..well I can but I'll pee pee everywhere.DOH. Lol
try sitting down with your legs open, that way you can pee in the bowl and spit the toothpaste down there at the same time
....thank you for a wonderful mental image...."
haha thats quite ok, be grateful i dont have a pic of it  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Men should never try and do more than one thing at a time, they just can't multi task like us women "
I am totally shit at multitasking yet my OH is fab at it, so that blows that idea outta the water...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men should never try and do more than one thing at a time, they just can't multi task like us women "
I managed to play COD, Whilst eating shreddies, whilst in the phone to my girlfriend, whilst drinking Whiskey & Coke!!! Who said men can't multi task hehehe.. |
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