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"I've never had a McDonald's breakfast! Happy to take reccommendations, though - what should I have?
My Fab journey is turning into My Fair Lady in reverse, and I am so here for it."
You do know you have to eat in naked in bed as well?
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By *IG G77Man
over a year ago
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"I've never had a McDonald's breakfast! Happy to take reccommendations, though - what should I have?
My Fab journey is turning into My Fair Lady in reverse, and I am so here for it.
You do know you have to eat in naked in bed as well?
Rules are rules "
I am the naked chef |
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"I've never had a McDonald's breakfast! Happy to take reccommendations, though - what should I have?
My Fab journey is turning into My Fair Lady in reverse, and I am so here for it.
You do know you have to eat in naked in bed as well?
Rules are rules "
See, I had no idea! I was about to commit an appalling social solecism.
Thank you for your selfless intervention. But I still don't know what I should order. |
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"I've never had a McDonald's breakfast! Happy to take reccommendations, though - what should I have?
My Fab journey is turning into My Fair Lady in reverse, and I am so here for it.
You do know you have to eat in naked in bed as well?
Rules are rules
See, I had no idea! I was about to commit an appalling social solecism.
Thank you for your selfless intervention. But I still don't know what I should order."
I shall order one of everything. We can have a breakfast in bed smorgasbord.
Failing that sausage & egg muffin is the best  . Don’t have the tea though it’s grim. |
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over a year ago
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"I've never had a McDonald's breakfast! Happy to take reccommendations, though - what should I have?
My Fab journey is turning into My Fair Lady in reverse, and I am so here for it.
You do know you have to eat in naked in bed as well?
Rules are rules
See, I had no idea! I was about to commit an appalling social solecism.
Thank you for your selfless intervention. But I still don't know what I should order."
You need a double sausage & egg mcmuffin meal, with extra hash browns with a bottle of fresh orange
Welcome to the dark side. You also have to eat it wearing only 1 sock, preferably not the wank sock |
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"I've never had a McDonald's breakfast! Happy to take reccommendations, though - what should I have?
My Fab journey is turning into My Fair Lady in reverse, and I am so here for it.
You do know you have to eat in naked in bed as well?
Rules are rules
I am the naked chef "
Excellent. Full English for second breakfast then please  |
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I shall order one of everything. We can have a breakfast in bed smorgasbord.
Failing that sausage & egg muffin is the best . Don’t have the tea though it’s grim. "
I don't know what I'd do without you. Thank you for the advice and warning. I'll put the kettle on and make some lovely Darjeeling Second Flush in a rather charming Georgian teapot. |
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You need a double sausage & egg mcmuffin meal, with extra hash browns with a bottle of fresh orange
Welcome to the dark side. You also have to eat it wearing only 1 sock, preferably not the wank sock"
Again, this is invaluable advice. Except that I don't know where to wear the sock. |
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I shall order one of everything. We can have a breakfast in bed smorgasbord.
Failing that sausage & egg muffin is the best . Don’t have the tea though it’s grim.
I don't know what I'd do without you. Thank you for the advice and warning. I'll put the kettle on and make some lovely Darjeeling Second Flush in a rather charming Georgian teapot."
Just call me Higgins (although I’m clearly the epitome of Eliza) |
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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago
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"Maccys don't do what I want lol So what do you want? Xxx
I really liked the bagels , but alas they no longer do them x"
I do like a cream cheese bagel, not a fan of Maccys breakfast, funnily enough it's the cheese on their muffins that I don't like.
Cheese with egg, dirty buggers x |
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You need a double sausage & egg mcmuffin meal, with extra hash browns with a bottle of fresh orange
Welcome to the dark side. You also have to eat it wearing only 1 sock, preferably not the wank sock
Again, this is invaluable advice. Except that I don't know where to wear the sock."
Theres an initiation process as you are a newbie.
1 part steamed carrot up your bottom, wearing the non wank sock on the left hand while snorting the orange juice inbetween bites.
This is a quick and painless situation which will bring you years of utter joy |
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You need a double sausage & egg mcmuffin meal, with extra hash browns with a bottle of fresh orange
Welcome to the dark side. You also have to eat it wearing only 1 sock, preferably not the wank sock
Again, this is invaluable advice. Except that I don't know where to wear the sock.
Theres an initiation process as you are a newbie.
1 part steamed carrot up your bottom, wearing the non wank sock on the left hand while snorting the orange juice inbetween bites.
This is a quick and painless situation which will bring you years of utter joy "
This community is so welcoming. (Wipes away solitary, crystalline tear.) |
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"I’m now absolutely ravenous
For food, too?
You know me too well 
Unfortunately, not nearly well enough. 
I’m working on that
Flirting shamelessly on a breakfast thread  "
Is that not the done thing?
So many rules. It's like dining at the Palace all over again. |
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