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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why can't we all be as gorgeous as you? "
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and let me tell you, some people here think I look like a can of shit! |
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"Why can't we all be as gorgeous as you?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and let me tell you, some people here think I look like a can of shit!
Why on earth would anyone can shit?"
Modern art. Look up Piero Manzoni. He filled 90 cans. |
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"Why can't we all be as gorgeous as you?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and let me tell you, some people here think I look like a can of shit!
Why on earth would anyone can shit?
Modern art. Look up Piero Manzoni. He filled 90 cans. "
Holy crap....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why can't we all be as gorgeous as you?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and let me tell you, some people here think I look like a can of shit!
Why on earth would anyone can shit?"
Helps crops grow! |
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"Why can't we all be as gorgeous as you?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and let me tell you, some people here think I look like a can of shit!
Why on earth would anyone can shit?
Helps crops grow!"
Not if it's bullshit - too much testosterone apparently. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I finally thought of another one Brucey Boy 
Why don’t penguins feet get cold?  "
They do. But they're fucking bosses and don't moan about that kind of shit! |
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"I finally thought of another one Brucey Boy
Why don’t penguins feet get cold?
They do. But they're fucking bosses and don't moan about that kind of shit!"
Oooh! Interesting. Do you think their wangers touch the ice too?  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"If sitting on a cold bench gives you piles why don't penguins have them?
Nanna this is a brilliant question  "
I was actually thinking about this a few days ago when my piles were playing up and I was watching a reel of a penguin. |
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"If sitting on a cold bench gives you piles why don't penguins have them?
Nanna this is a brilliant question
I was actually thinking about this a few days ago when my piles were playing up and I was watching a reel of a penguin."
I think we need to send it to David Attenborough. I’m not sure Brucey Boy will know. But it’s important. Hope your piles are feeling better |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
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"If sitting on a cold bench gives you piles why don't penguins have them?
Nanna this is a brilliant question
I was actually thinking about this a few days ago when my piles were playing up and I was watching a reel of a penguin.
I think we need to send it to David Attenborough. I’m not sure Brucey Boy will know. But it’s important. Hope your piles are feeling better "
How do you know penguins don't get piles? |
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"If sitting on a cold bench gives you piles why don't penguins have them?
Nanna this is a brilliant question
I was actually thinking about this a few days ago when my piles were playing up and I was watching a reel of a penguin.
I think we need to send it to David Attenborough. I’m not sure Brucey Boy will know. But it’s important. Hope your piles are feeling better
How do you know penguins don't get piles?"
We don’t. We need David |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"If sitting on a cold bench gives you piles why don't penguins have them?
Nanna this is a brilliant question
I was actually thinking about this a few days ago when my piles were playing up and I was watching a reel of a penguin.
I think we need to send it to David Attenborough. I’m not sure Brucey Boy will know. But it’s important. Hope your piles are feeling better "
Thank you. My buddy gave them a little massage a couple of days ago. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"If sitting on a cold bench gives you piles why don't penguins have them?
Nanna this is a brilliant question
I was actually thinking about this a few days ago when my piles were playing up and I was watching a reel of a penguin.
I think we need to send it to David Attenborough. I’m not sure Brucey Boy will know. But it’s important. Hope your piles are feeling better
How do you know penguins don't get piles?"
They do walk a bit funny. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I finally thought of another one Brucey Boy
Why don’t penguins feet get cold?
They do. But they're fucking bosses and don't moan about that kind of shit!
Oooh! Interesting. Do you think their wangers touch the ice too? "
No, cold dicks never hang! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you want to 'plow' me?
F"
That name again is Mr Plow.
Did I ever see your face? Can't remember but I think I did and thought you were cute. So yes. Nice body and a good face I think. Also you're a little crazy so I think I would be fun screaming at each other before hate sex |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"If sitting on a cold bench gives you piles why don't penguins have them?
Does sitting on a cold bench give you piles though...?"
So I've been told.
Could have been all the anal and pregnancy though.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You did the sex?
I'm so proud of you.
Question... when you're doing the sexy sex stuff, do you ever think about sexy sexing someone other than the person you're doing the sex with? "
Nope BUT I have imagined the woman I am fucking also going down on a hot woman, having her face ridden, whatever you will, while doing it. But I like to know that THAT woman I'm with is wide open and giving herself TO me |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
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"We had sex every night in the past week, apart from tonight. A bit sleepy tonight.....
Why is the sky blue?
Reflection of the ocean
There's no ocean near here, but the sky is still blue "
The sky is blue because of the refraction of light in the atmosphere. |
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"We had sex every night in the past week, apart from tonight. A bit sleepy tonight.....
Why is the sky blue?
Reflection of the ocean
There's no ocean near here, but the sky is still blue
The sky is blue because of the refraction of light in the atmosphere. "
Yes yes, I know that. But I wanted to hear from the Oracle |
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Brucey, you wise and glorious master of the sexy sex,
It is March. I haven't had sexy sex since January. Is it possible my cunt has died from malnutrition because my mouth keeps hogging all the dick? |
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Hiya Brucey. Long time listener, first time caller here
Just how hard should I blow when giving a blowjob. Should the penis inflate like a balloon? I haven't yet got one to pop and fear I'm doing it wrong |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"We had sex every night in the past week, apart from tonight. A bit sleepy tonight.....
Why is the sky blue?
Reflection of the ocean
There's no ocean near here, but the sky is still blue
The sky is blue because of the refraction of light in the atmosphere.
Yes yes, I know that. But I wanted to hear from the Oracle "
I'm just helping him out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you want to 'plow' me?
F
That name again is Mr Plow.
Did I ever see your face? Can't remember but I think I did and thought you were cute. So yes. Nice body and a good face I think. Also you're a little crazy so I think I would be fun screaming at each other before hate sex "
I don't do angry sex. I do erotic, sensual, slow sex.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you want to 'plow' me?
F
That name again is Mr Plow.
Did I ever see your face? Can't remember but I think I did and thought you were cute. So yes. Nice body and a good face I think. Also you're a little crazy so I think I would be fun screaming at each other before hate sex
I don't do angry sex. I do erotic, sensual, slow sex.
F"
Really?! Obviously entirely believable but doesn't match the sass in your comments! |
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